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guys it's like a time machine in here :lol

:O :O :O :O :O

welcome to 2001

danny you do not belong

our primitive culture can't handle your futuristic ways

i think i hear my brain collapsing :x

i'm outta here!

the future is totally far away man we're back in 2001

for all we know you are a terminator :lol

HAY GUYS I LIEK TO MISSPELL WORDS

-willie

everybody who wants to be happy should switch back to their first avatar it's the cool thing to do

hey nice to meet u executioneer :)

yes executioneer how are you?

how do you feel about those buildings falling down recently?

it was the worst birthday my dad ever had!

-willie

i <3 my cheap gas :lol

guys just so you know i have a very fast car right now and i'm gonna keep it forever and ever and never wreck it, ever

-willie

guys does any1 here liek that band linkin park

no way

-willie

SUPPORT THE PRESIDENT

i don't remember what my first avatar was.

This is my first avatar. I used this avatar when I was Scumdog...my first I-Mockery incarnation

Guys am I doin' it right

HEY LOOK A GIRL ARE YOU PRETTY

I DNON'T KNOW YOU BE THE JUDGE

Girls kick ass do you like video games?

fuck yes wanna play gunstar heroes

he didnt even EXSIST in '01 guys so this isnt even funny any more u guys r just tryin to ruin all my fun :x

guys i think spazwoman was officially grown on me :<

I wasn't even here while Guitar Woman posted, I was too busy not being on the internet. By the time it was revealed that she was a man, I had no idea who she even was. I kind of think he's funny :]

Well, this brightens my day. My other forum is voting whether or not to kick me off mod status or just ban me altogether :x

link? asdashdf

I definitely thought Guitar Woman had funny moments and not because I thought she was a girl because haha well you know.

Which reminds me I've still got to test out an ignore feature on a certain someone brb

who can hate anyone with a cute avatar!?

I'll PM it to you but you have to promise not to tell, I can't have gadzooks coming over there and telling everyone that their favorite higher-up is a dirty internet trannie :<

pm it to me too dude i am in the mood to flame random people hell yes

GW has vet support there is NO REASON TO HIDE

but yeah pm it to me ;<

As you can see I'm trying to turn it into a poor man's I-Mockery but it just isn't happening.

GW, i registered on that forum and got all ready to respond, when I realized that the forum is terrible and not worth responding to.

lol at you trying to make it a mini i-mock though :< CHAT ROOM THREAD PYPH THREAD FOOD FORUM

also i thought your line "There's not even enough active members to necessitate a forum." was hilarious :<

also maddox is terrible and doesn't deserve one forum, let alone several

Yeah, I'm pretty close to fucking off from there, and if being a moderator wasn't so much fun I would already be long gone.

I also had run-ins with the X-Play forums and AlbinoBlacksheep, both of which sucked.

Although X-Play would be tolerable if I was allowed to flame like I am here. I got banned for making a thread about how much I hate Tales of Symphonia. :<

i don't understand why we aren't enough for you

I RETURN

I'm ArrowX Classic

and still just as lame as ever CONGRATS

That was back when the fact that I had a ding dong was still fresh news and I ran away crying because I though my I-Mock life was over :<

it's like a drug man you gotta keep taking more and more to cop the same buzz

by the way for those of you who haven't tried other message boards, we're by far the best. it's just a sad fact of life :<

shoo away now people this thread is for cool oldschool avatars only

i always wondered why we didn't have more nonfag members :(

Other message boards are too internet, for lack of a better term.

Queer works just as well I think

porn boards are pretty cool

we need a porn board, guys!

Guys I did it!
http://maddoxmania.com/area51/index....t=0&#entry4273

I'M PART OF A FAMILY AGAIN

We have a porn thread in Mock Wars

SOMEWHERE

GW I don't have PERMISSION to reply to that topic

Ok I unlocked it for you

I still can't reply for some reason

that porn thread is no good man i can't even masturbate to furries :(

So post some HAWT CHICKS in there noob am i right

lol, they have a thread on maddox MAAAANIA started by their admin called like 'AHH THE MEMORIES' and he's posting old threads... but their boards are like, 2 months old.

I was about to lay down the law but i can't reply to anything ;<

for what it's worth, i thought maddox's new book was gay

i posted a very insulting message on that message board i hope they read it and are insulted

btw i joined in 2002 >:

A quick search for the our old freind, the UticaRavers forum reveals it was taken down years ago. wWho saw that comming?


ps. MULTIQUOTE!!!!!!!!!! MULTIQUOTE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rongi, find and post your ezboard information in the appropriate thread like everyone else did ;<

I'd fill that thread with trannie porn but for two reasons.

1) I don't have a place to host it.
2) I don't want to admit to looking at trannie porn. :x

pfft we need some naked pictures of emma in there

lol i didnt see it sorry :x

i was pretty gay back in 2002 anyway. what with all that radio head shit all over the place

Ha ha, Chojin and noob's posts on MM made me fucking lol. :<

Making fun of people on MM is like beating up a sloth :< A dead sloth :<

I believe it should be mandatory for everyone to join in the dead sloth beating

is maddox as gay in person as his fans are?


i know somebody on here knows him IRL

PINNED: SUCK MY COCK

:lol

Did you know those jerks hate cats and Foster's and listen to heavy metal too? What a bunch of fags.

Also: all the "Flame Buffs" have a posting style similar to Mad Max, which really has QUALITY FORUM written all over it :<

i hate cats but the rest of that is aok!

emu's avatar gives me a stiffy

TAKE THAT SKATERFAG

me to :)

You should ban EVERY USER!

After reading the linked thread, this post from the pinned thread almost made me choke :lol

emu i hate your avatar and i love cats

lol @ banning one of their 4 regulars :<

noob, what happened to that picture of the hentai goat lady with jizz on her face?

you had it on ezboards I think

IT DOESN'T STOP THERE, THE FUCKING ROOF IS ON FIRE

Although if you keep banning them I won't have anyone to yell at

oh shit one of the other mods is there I better take care of her before she FUCKS US UP

Edit: oh no I can't ban mods, we are fucking flushed

Although she's one of the retards who just sits there and plays the arcade so I think we'll be OK

STRAIGHT UP COP KILLA

Let's get pub in on this.

when the i-mockery boards were in CHAOS MODE, I had a picture of cala (non goat girl) getting creamed on

do you still have that picture

i need something to get my rocks off tonight

i'm just kidding

no but i really wanna see that picture again :(

This thread's a shame because when Nos gets wind of this shit he's gonna delete it and forget it ever happened, and if the threads are gone then it isn't as funny :<

there you go

thanks :D

I like how some of them are grateful for how much better we've made their forums already.

Oh my god what the hell is that from (jizz thing)? Something off a failed search attempt I hope.

It sorta sucks how they like us sticking it to them. It sorta robs me of my steam. I sorta feel we should be board attacking one of the larger Maddox forums or something.

It's my old avatar from the final days of ezboard

PS GUYS THEY ARE LOCKING THREADS DOWN

ENTER DEFENSE MODE!! GO GO GO!!!

JUST SO YOU KNOW IM LISTENING TO EYE OF THE TIGER RIGHT NOW

holy diver?

The first Maddox Mania link made me laugh in hysterics. I'd make an account, but I think the point's already been made.

we lost the war, guys

So I've been banned for 2 hours.

That says to me: "I HAVE TO REPRIMAND YOU SO WE DON'T LOOK SILLY BUT UH PLEASE GUYS WE NEED THE MEMBERS ;_;"