If you had a band, what would you name it?
 

Or if you have a band, what is its name?

I'd name it The Situation or Swollen Gourd or something and be ultra popular and make bajillions of dollars.

Jesus christ and the hillbillies for classic folk jazz music.

JESUS CHRIST CUNTLIES

N*gger Susan's Good Time Band

i would name my band "void" and our first album would be titled "where prohibited"

WHOOPS THERE ALREADY IS A BAND W/ THAT NAME >:

Margret Thatcher and The Soul Searchers

we'd be a soul/funk band that gets all the peoples on the dance floor

electric penis
phantom cop
gibberish
the grapists

pteroductile
project L.A.S.E.R.B.E.A.M.
rumrunner
spoilskin
don't abbreviate this band name, you jerks, leave it the way it's written (or i'm gonna knife you)

The Rapes
Bad Smell Air
Nigga an de n*ggerz

The Sleezeball Barbaloots (I'll be happily surprised if anyone knows what a barbaloot is. This one never existed but I still love that name.)

Lamentable Plight (This Ultra DethGothMetal band made one super-rare recording before breaking up aka Kyle's mom came home.)

The Cavemans

The Dagger City Hate Crew (DCHC is a 50sXcore punk rock explosion!)

Pace yourself Seth
Kevintheangryomnivore

Fuckster

Self-titled.

facekicker :(

or bloody punch kick

guys i think that one is really good

The Singed Spareribs

i like bloody punch kick..

that "The Dagger City Hate Crew" reminds me of the name of a band but i can't remember who :(

Not those dicks the Cobra City Rollers I hope.

I'd make an all-female band and name Vagina Dentata or something.

lol no but it might have had city or devil in it

Die Cunt

Wounded Wiener

Cunt Die

I didn't know so many of you were into Noise Grind.

Cuntal Evisceration

How about Full Cuntal Nudity, or Cunted Growth. Treasure Cunt. Headcunters. Cunt of the Litter. Five Finger Discunt. Mancunt. The Cunt for Red October. Alright I'm spent.

Oh.. oh wait.... The Cunt of Monte Cristo. Alright there we go.

cunt your blessings, cunt and center, cunting down the thames, chicago cuntlery

big game cunter, cunt the wumpus, jungle cunt, the wrath of cunt

CUNTDRIVER

Cunt Dracula

88 degrees

(this is hte name of my boy band)

DUCK CUNT

Is it a skinhead boy band? This could be the greatest joke you've ever told. Choose wisely.

^ HAHAHAHA
yes that is funnys


MY ultra awesome death/thrash band made up of 30 year olds that should NOT be playing metal is

Blood Dumpster

then my hipster indi post rock band would be

Blood hand Calligraphy...............man

Satan's Ballsack in a Skillet.

Of course abbreviated we would be Satan's BIAS, oh man, I am all philosophical and shit.