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ItalianStereotype May 23rd, 2003 01:00 PM

which level of hell
 
will you insignificant maggots burn in?

http://www.4degreez.com/misc/dante-inferno-test.mv

my own pitiful soul would be cast about by the winds on the second level, along with Cleopatra and Helen of Troy.

kellychaos May 23rd, 2003 01:13 PM

Level 2 - I am too damn lustful for my good. :(

Rongi May 23rd, 2003 01:15 PM

6th level :rock

It says I'm very high on the following

Prodigal and Avaricious
Wrathful and Gloomy
Heretic
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderer
Treacherous

Johannas May 23rd, 2003 01:21 PM

YA!! 7th level of hell!!!!! im too violent for my own good >:

DTH
JOHANNAS

Generator86 May 23rd, 2003 01:29 PM

Jesus! I'm destined for the 7th level. My qualities are as follows:

Repenting Believers: Very Low
Virtuous Non-believers: Very Low
Lustful: Very High
Gluttonous: Moderate
Prodigal and Avaricious: High
Wrathful and Gloomy: Extreme
Heretics: Extreme
Violent: Extreme
Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers: Very High
Treacherous: High

Guess I'd better start going to church or something. :/

Mockery May 23rd, 2003 01:30 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Fifth Level of Hell! Level 5 "Wrathful and Gloomy" Extreme

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

KevinTheOmnivore May 23rd, 2003 01:30 PM

Purgatory

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You have escaped damnation and made it to Purgatory, a place where the dew of repentance washes off the stain of sin and girds the spirit with humility. Through contrition, confession, and satisfaction by works of righteousness, you must make your way up the mountain. As the sins are cleansed from your soul, you will be illuminated by the Sun of Divine Grace, and you will join other souls, smiling and happy, upon the summit of this mountain. Before long you will know the joys of Paradise as you ascend to the ethereal realm of Heaven.

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Moderate
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Low
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Low

Zosimus May 23rd, 2003 01:37 PM

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Second Level of Hell!



:wah

Zomboid May 23rd, 2003 01:37 PM

9th level...sheesh...


Level 9 - Cocytus

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This is the deepest level of hell, where the fallen angel Satan himself resides. His wings flap eternally, producing chilling cold winds that freeze the thick ice found in Cocytus. The three faces of Satan, black, red, and yellow, can be seen with mouths gushing bloody foam and eyes forever weeping, as they chew on the three traitors, Judas, Brutus, and Cassius. This place is furthest removed from the source of all light and warmth. Sinners here are frozen deep in the ice, faces out, eyes and mouths frozen shut. Traitors against God, country, family, and benefactors lament their sins in this frigid pit of despair.

Anonymous May 23rd, 2003 02:08 PM

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Moderate
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low

Spectre X May 23rd, 2003 02:09 PM

I did this one already, and I'm the fifth level of hell.

Cosmo Electrolux May 23rd, 2003 02:12 PM

seventh level....

ItalianStereotype May 23rd, 2003 02:15 PM

damn...a cosmo post? a rare find indeed.

Les Waste May 23rd, 2003 02:20 PM

The Sixth Level of Hell, the City of Dis, which is the place heretics are sent. Apparently, not believing in God and/or the afterlife deserves more of a punishment than being prodigal and avaricious or wrathful and gloomy.

Ahh yes, good ol' sensical Judeo-Christian faith. :rolleyes

whoreable May 23rd, 2003 02:50 PM

First Level of Hell - Limbo

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Level | Score
Purgatory | Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Low
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Cap'n Crunch May 23rd, 2003 02:53 PM

5th Level, but it gave me some ideas.

Level Who are sent there? Score

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Moderate
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very High

Ninjavenom May 23rd, 2003 02:54 PM

Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

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You approach Satan's wretched city where you behold a wide plain surrounded by iron walls. Before you are fields full of distress and torment terrible. Burning tombs are littered about the landscape. Inside these flaming sepulchers suffer the heretics, failing to believe in God and the afterlife, who make themselves audible by doleful sighs. You will join the wicked that lie here, and will be offered no respite. The three infernal Furies stained with blood, with limbs of women and hair of serpents, dwell in this circle of Hell.


Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
(Click on a level for more info)
Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Moderate
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Moderate



I think i'd rather live as a tree with the liars, or with Satan himself. :/

KevinTheOmnivore May 23rd, 2003 03:57 PM

"The sinners have much much more fun! Darlin', only the good die...young!" :billyjoel :(

Esuohlim May 23rd, 2003 05:02 PM

I get to go to Limbo, where it is peaceful, yet sad (:()

slapass May 23rd, 2003 05:04 PM

First :/

Kurodo May 23rd, 2003 05:15 PM

Second. :o

Psycho Squid May 23rd, 2003 05:36 PM

Fourth Level of Hell

Just before the river Styx is the Fourth Level of Hell. Here, the prodigal and the avaricious suffer their punishment, as they roll weights back and forth against one another. You will share eternal damnation with others who either wasted and lived greedily and insatiably, or who stockpiled their fortunes, hoarding everything and sharing nothing. Plutus, the wolf-like demon of wealth, dwells here.

Level Score
Purgatory Very Low
Level 1 Very Low
Level 2 High
Level 3 High
Level 4 Very High
Level 5 Very High
Level 6 High
Level 7 High
Level 8 High
Level 9 High

The Retro Kat May 23rd, 2003 05:51 PM

Second level.

Mock, the funny thing is your avatar matches you level of hell.

CastroMotorOil May 23rd, 2003 05:55 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Seventh Level of Hell!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | Very High
Level 3 | Moderate
Level 4 | Very High
Level 5 | Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very High
Level 7 | Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge | Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus | High

McClain May 23rd, 2003 06:08 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has banished you to the Eigth Level of Hell - the Malebolge!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo | Very Low
Level 2 | High
Level 3 | High
Level 4 | Moderate
Level 5 | Moderate
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Low
Level 7 | Moderate
Level 8- the Malebolge | High
Level 9 - Cocytus | Low


I answered this thing seriously. Is this bad?

Rongi May 23rd, 2003 06:59 PM

Hey, at least you're not on the nineth level or sometin :o

Captain Robo May 23rd, 2003 07:09 PM

Purgatory... but I don't believe in Purgatory >:

Level Who are sent there? Score
Purgatory Repenting Believers Extreme
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers High
Level 2 Lustful Very Low
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Low
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Very Low

Protoclown May 23rd, 2003 08:46 PM

I AM GOING TO PURGATORY :(

I WILL MISS YOU GUYS :tear

Les Waste May 23rd, 2003 09:00 PM

I answered it truthfully too and my results were terrible. The only thing I got for low was purgatory. Everything else was moderate, high, or very high. 6, 7, and 8 levels were all very high. The 9th level was just high though.

I so hope Christianity is wrong. :(

Pub Lover May 23rd, 2003 09:15 PM

W00T! 7th Level!

Level - Score
Purgatory - Very Low
Level 1 - Moderate
Level 2 - Low
Level 3 - Moderate
Level 4 - Moderate
Level 5 - Very High
Level 6 - Moderate
Level 7 - Very High
Level 8 - High
Level 9 - Moderate

Captain Robo May 23rd, 2003 09:15 PM

I will put the good word in for you :o

Les Waste May 23rd, 2003 09:19 PM

You won't be giving the good word to anybody. >:

Even if Christianity is right, St. Peter won't let you into heaven because you're a closet homosexual and a homophobe who one time was walking home from work and saw a dead baby in a dumpster and decided to sneak it to your one-room studio apartment and eat it just because you figured you'd never have another chance to find out what babies taste like.

You make me sick. >:

GnrySgtHartman May 23rd, 2003 10:13 PM

The Dante's Inferno Test has sent you to Purgatory!

Here is how you matched up against all the levels:
Level | Score
Purgatory | Very High
Level 1 - Limbo | Very High
Level 2 | Very Low
Level 3 | Low
Level 4 | Very Low
Level 5 | Very Low
Level 6 - The City of Dis | Very Low
Level 7 | Low
Level 8- the Malebolge | Low
Level 9 - Cocytus | Very Low

Im probably the only christian on this board.

ItalianStereotype May 23rd, 2003 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GnrySgtHartman

Im probably the only christian on this board.

nope, and you aren't the only fucko here either. i think it really says something that both you and robo would end up in purgatory. besides, it isn't all that difficult to choose the "right" answers. congratu-fucking-lations, cunt.

whoreable May 23rd, 2003 10:29 PM

I am just a good person :) Except I made it to level 1 :(

Esuohlim May 23rd, 2003 10:32 PM

Yeah, mine were weird. I didn't get anything higher than Low for all but Purgatory (which I got High on), and I still made it to Limbo. :( :(

LOL "which I got High on" :(

The_Rorschach May 23rd, 2003 11:34 PM

Banished to Level 7

Purgatory Repenting Believers High
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very Low
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Very Low
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Moderate
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

Guarded by the Minotaur, who snarls in fury, and encircled within the river Phlegethon, filled with boiling blood, is the Seventh Level of Hell. The violent, the assasins, the tyrants, and the war-mongers lament their pitiless mischiefs in the river, while centaurs armed with bows and arrows shoot those who try to escape their punishment. The stench here is overpowering. This level is also home to the wood of the suicides- stunted and gnarled trees with twisting branches and poisoned fruit. At the time of final judgement, their bodies will hang from their branches. In those branches the Harpies, foul birdlike creatures with human faces, make their nests. Beyond the wood is scorching sand where those who committed violence against God and nature are showered with flakes of fire that rain down against their naked bodies. Blasphemers and sodomites writhe in pain, their tongues more loosed to lamentation, and out of their eyes gushes forth their woe. Usurers, who followed neither nature nor art, also share company in the Seventh Level.

Kurodo May 23rd, 2003 11:37 PM

More than half of these internet tests are just a crock of shit anyways, and just because its using things from the Divine Comedy doesn't mean anything.

McClain May 23rd, 2003 11:48 PM

Is that so? Well, I'm glad you have it down to a science Captain Uncanny Obvious Intuition.

GnrySgtHartman May 24th, 2003 12:42 AM

Italian get help bro.

CastroMotorOil May 24th, 2003 01:06 AM

The 7th level pWNS Jo0

Zomboid May 24th, 2003 05:27 AM

Ok....I'm the only one who got the 9th level? Well, I'll be playing chess or something with satan while the rest of ya are being tortured >:

Edit: Just re-did it with the same answers cause I missed the "how you scored for each level" part last time:

Purgatory Repenting Believers Very Low
Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful Very High
Level 3 Gluttonous Moderate
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Very High
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Very High
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Low
Level 7 Violent High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Very High
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous Extreme

kellychaos May 24th, 2003 10:46 AM

"Oh yes, we all float - and when you're down here with us, you'll float too!"


ItalianStereotype May 24th, 2003 12:09 PM

um...not quite, kelly.

kellychaos May 24th, 2003 12:19 PM

Yeah, I know. I just wanted to use the Pennywise pic. :)

RaScAr May 24th, 2003 04:20 PM

Level 5 | Extreme

liquidstatik May 24th, 2003 04:44 PM

Ok, I answered this completely honostly. Im a christian, so it would have been rather bad if it came up level 7 or so :/

My violence thingy was moderate and everything else was low. And my religious thingy was very high.

EDIT: I copied the stupid thing off the site, that said "copy into forums" and it didnt work. :(

n00bward May 25th, 2003 08:04 AM

Level 6. I'm apparently quite the heretic. Back in inquisition times I probably would have been burned at the stake while on the rack, with oral and anal pears inserted and expanded within me tearing the flesh while it's charred by the fire, while being jabbed with various red-hot pointed objects.

sadie May 25th, 2003 09:04 AM

The wretched King Minos has decided your fate. His tale wraps around his body 3 times.

The sweet light no longer strikes against your eyes. Your shade has been banished to... the Third Level of Hell!

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In the third circle, you find yourself amidst eternal rain, maledict, cold, and heavy. The gluttons are punished here, lying in the filthy mixture of shadows and of putrid water. Because you consumed in excess, you meet your fate beneath the cold, dirty rain, amidst the other souls that there lay unhappily in the stinking mud. Cerebus, a canine monster cruel and uncouth with his three heads and red eyes, dwells in this level. He growls and tears at the damned with his teeth and claws.

:(

Helm May 25th, 2003 10:27 AM

Sixth level. I'm a Heretic :picklehat. But I also could just go to Limbo, seeing how both of those levels were very high and everything else either low or very low.

snake May 25th, 2003 01:37 PM

Level 1 - Limbo Virtuous Non-Believers Very Low
Level 2 Lustful High
Level 3 Gluttonous High
Level 4 Prodigal and Avaricious Extreme
Level 5 Wrathful and Gloomy Extreme
Level 6 - The City of Dis Heretics Extreme
Level 7 Violent Very High
Level 8- the Malebolge Fraudulent, Malicious, Panderers Extreme
Level 9 - Cocytus Treacherous High

6th level.
I too answered seriously.
I do not repent anything

I am going to get my greedy hands on some more meat now

CaptainBubba May 25th, 2003 02:02 PM

Level 6. If I change 1 answer I go to limbo though...

OH WELL I GUESS IT'S HELL FOR ME!!! AHAHAHAHA!!! I'm so stubborn... Pride damn me to hell... AHAHAHA I MADE A FUNNY!!


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