i-mockery awards?
 

have there ever been i-mock awards? i'm think like nominees for best/worst newbie/vet/villain, nicest mocker, biggest wannabe, person who posts too much, person who posts too little, etc. i guess the possibilities are endless. OR SHOULD I JUST GO FUCK MYSELF :lol

I say both. >: :) :) >:

i'm going to kill myself and PM you my account password. noone will be the wiser as long as you keep your mouth shut... ;)

As long as you let me put CHiPs in your avatar.

Tough but fair.

It part of my new Evil Plan Version 86.5 "Bonus Soundtest Version"

This should altogether somehow will help me get women :(

Wait a second, this I-Mockery awards thread is turning into a Professor Cool thread. >: I like it.

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Biggest poser- carnivore
Best person on the board- Noob/blackflag
Most creative- Chojin
Nicest person- willie
Person who needs to post more- (dont know dont care)
Person who needs to post less- (dont know dont care)
sexiest person- broverg (damn I miss you ;) )
Person I would love to meet- Everyone from the old board

I think the ideas good. :)

I would nominate Lenor for biggest waste of bandwith, but she doesn't post that much (fortunately).

I'd nominate her for person whose opinions matter the least, but VinceZeb owns that category.

I'd nominate her for poorest spelling and grammar, but there are people out there who manage to do worse somehow.

Holy crap. Lenor sucks so badly that she can't even win an award for sucking!

...:(

Lenor, I'm from the old boards, & sure as hell don't wan't to meet you.
Don't talk shit about Carni, he can't help it... the man was raised by wolves. Plus he's been on the boards 10times longer then a shit load of you.

BLAH BLAH BLAH

carnivore sucks, he proves that even the stupidest of newbie s can stay somwhere long enough, get a fag elitist attitude and make up boreing sarcastic replies. fags

:/

Forum racist-Choptop

Your disdain for me brings me great joy and satisfaction, Noob3. I'll explain why by quoting something I said in response to Vinth not long ago.

You are not a Mocker, Noob3. You're unfamiliar with the comaraderie many of us share. You've never met anyone from this board. Until a general consensus exists that you would be welcome at a Mock Meet, you're just a poster, and a crappy, bandwith-wasting one at that.

what the fuck? okay, darth vadar. i don't even know what alot of those words mean.

...:(!

In lamen's terms, "NOOB3" which quite clearly apply to your level of "intelligence", he just told you that you are a complete fucknut, a poser mocker, and should leave and never post again.

why would he say that? i never even said i was a mocker, so i don't know how i can be a poser mocker. i'm here to be nice to my friends like lenore and blackflag and chojin

They are not your friends, they just want your sweet, sweet, feces.

and ppl say IM retarded

thats because you clearly ARE retarded, and you seem to have a slight bit of penis envy.

you really don't have much room to criticize mr. salesman. by carnivore's standards you aren't a mocker, either. on top of that, i can't recall a single time you've said anything remotely entertaining.

And it's everyone's loss, in my opinion.

OKAY, WELL, WHO'S THE BEST MOCKER GUYS?

RONGI :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol :lol

Errrrr... exactly who the hell are you?

Actually, Carn, most people like noob, and think you're a pretentious donque-snorkler. I only like you in real life :<

And since when do you speak for most people? You do have quite a following here, but most of your followers are, much like Noob3, a bunch of unfunny, immature, easily-impressed half-wits. I find you to be thoroughly unimpressive. Their, and your, opinions mean nothing to me.

I did like you in real life after our first and only meeting, but I doubt I would if we were to meet again now. It seems to me you've changed quite dramatically since then, and not for the better. Maybe you need your medication readjusted....

:eek look chojins avatar changes color... what an age we live in :picklehat

Grow up. You don't have to hate me forever because I think you act online like an old man whose paisies are forever being stomped by the neighborhood youth. We've kept in touch since our 'one and only encounter' by phone, and I still think you're a cool, high-pitched guy.

From a raver to a professional EMT, show some maturity.

I need to show some maturity? This from the champion of childish humor and the defender of the utterly brainless? You're like a counter-evolutionary force, encouraging those who used to be quickly devoured and sent packing to stick around and start three dozen absolutely worthless threads everyday. Your "neighborhood youth" should be carted off to juvenile hall! I do my damndest to ignore their utter idiocy most of the time, but sometimes this "old man" needs to break out his shotgun and take aim at a few of the kids on his property.

I deleted your number from my cell phone a while ago.

This is better than tv

Why don't you all just die please.

I was going to post a picture of a cartoon dog showing you its vagina, but Scott can't find the link and I don't want it on my server.

Well, I really am sad to hear that you apparently hate me. I liked you.

But yes, I think it's ironic too. Orville Redenbacher filling my anus with popcorn is the sort of humor that distinguished old men chuckle at while enjoying Werther's originals, while only the mentally retarded can appreciate something as low as a comic about Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker thwarting Protoclown's rape attempt on Roger.

As for which of us needs to repeat high school, is it the person that parties and can take a joke, or the hubristic jackass that delivers insults otherwise found at especially vigorous chess club meets?

Getting defensive.

I'm not trying to 'win' this one, I really am upset

PS. I dont even live in the same country as you all!

Mock and Proto are funny. Our Mock War battle was funny. Immature humor can occasionally be funny... so long as it doesn't descend to the pre-kindergarten level. "This is NOOB3 and I's gay sex thread" and "hi" are not even remotely humorous.

I can parade my friends in front of you and they will tell you I'm always a welcome party guest and am more than capable of taking a joke. A gay nurse at Lowell General Hospital actually got quite a funny one started about me while I was on vacation.

I wouldn't say that I hate you. I just have very, very little respect for your opinions. I know what you are capable of, and I will always consider you a worthy adversary.

Edit: Loose URL tag got left in there.

I'm a guy named Mike, who thinks you are an elitist board geek. Does that answer your question?

Don't talk to me anymore. You have no idea how many times I've defended your character to (no doubt 'horribly distasteful') people who saw you as the complete tool as whom you come off online. I don't get why you waited to tell me I'm suddenly not worthy of your friendship until you could do it in relative public, but if I imagine it has something to do with the fact that your girlfriend is ugly.

LOL CHILDISH HUMOR LOL LOL LOL

Fuck you.

Awwww, that's cute. You think your opinion counts.

As for being an elitist, I'm not. I don't really expect much. Coherence, restraint, and an inkling of maturity will suffice.

Oh well thank you so much for letting me know that you care.

CARNIVORE:
"I CAN TAKE JOKES AND LOTS OF PEOPLE LOVE ME AND I HAVE GAY FRIENDS SO THERE"

You party ANIMAL.

You come off as extremely pretentious and arrogant, and immature.

Go on, tell all the kids on the playground how you're not chojin's friend anymore and you deleted his number!

"Coherence, restraint, and an inkling of maturity will suffice."

It is too bad you seem to lack these qualities as well, can we hear more about how you are the life of the party please? And later, how many girls youve done and how big you penis is?

Please, you reek of eliteism(sp?) and appear to be a total ass. And not the fun type either.

I need to address Chojin's comments. Let's just think about the way people act on and off these boards. Generally, they're different. If certain people were as mentally deficient in their everyday life as they are in their posting here, I shudder to think what would happen to them. I'm different too, but not too much. Away from I-Mockery, I am probably quite a bit more relaxed and tolerant and even a bit immature from time to time. When I say a bit more tolerant, however, it does not mean I would give the time of day to anyone who acted as idiotic out on the street as some people act here. I will never understand why certain people feel the need to act like imbeciles here when I'm sure they're quite cool otherwise.

I'll need to complete this tomorrow, as I'm exhuasted at the moment. I will, however, offer my apology to Chojin. I deleted the phone number on a whim and I don't consider you unworthy of my friendship.

And it was nice of you to jump in on Chojin's side, jin, but he doesn't need help and you have no idea what you're talking about.

I understand that it seemed like i jumped to chojins side, but really i was only posting my opinion, and i agree with you in some aspects, but "I dont know what im talking about"?

I was only responding in relation to the posts of yours i have read and i did not try go into anything personal and certainly nothing relating to you and chojin, only my opinion of the persona you use on this board as it is the only one i know, and please take it as such, i admit it did seem a tad biased, but then i am protective of my friends, either here or in real life.

The comment on you and chojin was just me commenting on the immature way you seemed to respond rather than your friendship/lack-of/etc.

blah blah blah, Im sorry.

_^^_

But you know what?

You're a BIG FUCKING DICK Carnivore.

who fucking cares if carni is acting like a dick? people on this site should be made of sterner stuff. he may be conceited, but he does it well and it is part of his charm.

chojin can act like an asshole too, but that is when he is in top form. nobody ever bitches about that.

I'd like to give noob3 the THE UNSURPASSABLE UNEQUIVOCAL UNMITIGATED FUCKTARD AWARD



You will now wear this award like a big red scarlet letter labled "F" for "Failure, fucktard, newbie for life"

I mean, look at it! there's skulls in it! :imock

It is my birthday and I'm out of control... I am irrelevant...

:love Chojin :love

:love Jin :love

MY DICK IS SMALL AND I AM NOT A MOCKER

Wow, I actually forgot how much of an ass Carni is, I forgot that he attacked me the time I joked about how I was raised by wolves and ow that was his shtich, I forgot that he was a third grade baby made out of gravy. Maybe it's because I genrally skip his coments because he really has nothing interesting to say. Just because someone has been posting forever doesn't mean that what they post is worth a damn, Kinda like just because the simpsons has been on for so fucking long doesn't mean it's still a good show anymore. Not that I'm saying anything I post is funny. I think the last funny thing I said was back in 2000 when I was making fun of xJakex (straight edge isn't a lifestyle, it's a tool for making sure you don't draw crooked lines... hell it was funny at the time). Sometimes the Old schoolers are as bad if not worse the the newbies (this board sucks, back in '99, now that was a good forum! Blah, blah, blah). forgive my typos (or not) I've had too much to drink...

This thread is a suicidal clown.

My thoughts on the situation...

First off, I think half of you are too new to know anything about Carni since he hardly posts anymore, and you're just quickly hopping on the "let's bash him" bandwagon. He's not elitist... he's a hardworking, meat-eating, human-killing EMT with a good sense of humor. Believe me, I've played plenty of jokes on him and he took 'em well. He also mocks in a way that a lot of people used to mock on these boards back in the day and I definitely share his opinion about how there are still a high number of completely useless posts on this board. The only thing he apparently thinks he's better than is people from the south, but anybody that works 90+ hours in a week, voluntarily visits Disney World, and listens to Creed (hahah we'll never let it die, Jeff) can't be playing with a full deck anyway.

As for Noob3, I don't hate the guy, but yes... he's one of the guilty ones when it comes to making said completely useless posts. So if he gets an award for anything, it's having the most posts deleted in recent times. I know he doesn't like it either, but I said I would be more strict with these new boards, so tough shit, Corky. Hell, I'm probably not nearly strict enough.

Now with Chojin. I've never had a problem with Chojin. I do think he has been overemotional at times, and considering the somewhat drastic changes of his in the past year (oh the irony of seeing him bash ravers a while ago only to become one of them) I think the boy is quite confused. But that comes with youth, so I just shrug it off and hope he'll grow out of it sometime. He's still basically the same Eric underneath all of that hideous crap that he wears. He just appears to be trying to fit in with something, and he probably does flaunt it a lil' bit. Regardless, he's still the Eric I've known for quite a while and he can keep putting on all the crap he wants... it's not gonna change my opinion of him. I simply think he's still very young and trying to figure out who the fuck he is.

-RoG-

I have nothing to say...
 

you people have made my morning.

When the fuck did Chojin become a raver???

I'm a newbie again, aren't I??? :( I'll be in the corner........

wheres my award?

GOODNIGHT, DRIVE HOME SAFELY. >:

Schimid wins

You mean you missed all those photos? Oh man, you've missed some good ones. :)

i am the best mocker anyways so fuck all of yous in the a-hole

YOU BASTARD

I feel so distant, so cold. :(

Which one will receive the "Defender of Feelings" award?
You are some touchy-feely folks, aren't you?

I'd like to nominate myself for "Most structured spam"

Thank you all so much
I can die a happy man
Esuohlim hates me :/

From now on, any posts made referring to Carnivore must include a picture of him with long, hippy hair and a Creed T-shirt, and any posts made concerning Chojin must include the picture of him with boobs that I can still see whenever I close my eyes.

My posts are awsome, even if they are useless. You delete them, but let all of KellyChaos' new "LOOK AT MY NEW HILARIOUS POST!" posts stay?

i just don't understand :(

my posts is always bestest, poopy face

I agree with noob. There are a ton more people here that are MUCH better candidates for deletion. There are people here (read: non-idiots who are worthy of deletion themselves) who actually like noob3.

i only saw one of noobs threads get smited, i thought it had good potential :( And it was deleted right before the "hi, im new " thread cale setup, i felt a great injustice was done...

easy for you to say Jixby phillips since your ruiened this whole board.



That's the award for you. Most likely to ruine this whole board. The envelope please, oh it's Jixby Philips, no surprise there, excpeting for Jixby is cuba gooding with a boner.

haha cuba goodign sux

Shut up poontant you ruiend this whole board

you need to work on your spelling!

fuck u man u r the one who was talking about all the inside joke stuff that nooen got except u and like were always yelling at the cool people about oregano or something i dunno

So Carnivore is not an elitist because he works hard? He sure acts like an elitist online. What's this supposed to mean then: "Awwww, that's cute. You think your opinion counts." The reason why my opinion counts is because I care about what's genuine and good, and I am willing to improve myself to become a quality contributing member of this community. I work really hard too and I don't think hard work has anything to do with it. Most people in the world work hard. It's not an excuse for being an ass.

Noob3 on the other hand has a completely different style. His posts appear to be simplistic but he can frequently say a hell of a lot more in one sentence than I or many people can say in two or more paragraphs.

I just bought a 55" widescreen HDTV for my apartment, so I'm in a fantastic mood!

I didn't really expect this to explode the way it did. I don't think I'm wrong in being as... harsh as I am at times, however. You react to what you see. I'm sure I'd act very differently off these boards to people like Noob3 because I'm sure he must act quite differently off these boards. If I met someone who acted like that out in the real world, I would most likely ignore them or, if that wasn't possible, tell them to fuck off. That's what I generally do here with those I consider bandwith-wasting dumbasses. I ignore them or tell them to fuck off. I am probably less likely to lash out offline, but for the most part I do not have dual online and offline personalities. I'm no hypocrite. Many of the veterans no longer lash out the way they used to. I still do. Hate me for it if you wish. Better to be hated for what you are than loved for what you are not. If my standards are too high for some people, cry me a fucking river. Make it a river of blood. Blood rivers kick ass.

As for Chojin, I think Mockery stated it quite well. I echo his sentiments. I was probably way too hasty in deleting his phone number. I seem to recall him saying something that pissed me off regarding these boards during the course of our last conversation. I overreacted. Still, I liked his online personality better in the past.

So... yeah.

By the way, I don't brag about girls or sex or friends, jin. I only mentioned that in response to what Chojin said. I've had the same girlfriend for three years so there's nothing to brag about :/

Edit: Girls Gone Wild!

that was really sincere which is what i liked about it.



the part i didn't like is that there were no titties.



can you put a picture from any of the 'girls gone wild' films into that same post? because those are good films and would offer a nice 'counterpoint' to the sincerity.

It's WAY more fun to hate you all! Try it. You'll see!





Today I hate Carni and Krythor and Jixby most off all becuase they make me happy and happiness is an invitation to having you SOUL CRUSHED!!

Let go of your dreams! I did and I lost three hundred and sixty eight pounds!

...

Then what are you offering an apology for? I'm not unwilling to accept one, but it'd certainly help if it was sincere.

Uh, I don't remember that either, but whether it did or didn't happen, you have my AIM name, you had my phone number, why didn't you try to talk to me about it in person? Or say something the moment it 'occured' instead of harboring all this black rage and blowing up in my face about it over nothing? This also ties into all that maturity-or-lack-thereof crap that was being tossed back and forth last night.

Regardless, I'm already one post over what I said I had in store for this thread, and if Carnivore or anyone else wants to talk with me about it, there are a bunch of little buttons under this that help you do just that.

Know how to make a poontant float? Ice cream, seltzer water and two table spoons of ALL YOU SERIOUS BASTARDS.

Seriously Burbie? Can I call you Burbie? There is a PM button that you can use and we can talk it through any time. It's unhealthy to keep things bottled up. You'll feel fresher than a Summer's morning if you let it all out.

This is radical.

Unless you brought Cuba Goodings Boner with you, you better shut the fuck up, Mclain. 'Cause this house is coming down! I AM STILL JENNY FROM THE BLOCK YOU SON OF A BITCH!

I'm just glad that nobody mentioned my name in this thread, cause I really need to be die. Somebody please ban me, or at least claim that I never contribute to things in a positive way.

Don't try any of that reverse psychology here, poontant.

ATTENTION: THE GUY WHOM EVERYONE LOVES (I.E. ME :picklehat) HAS ENTERED THE THREAD :eek

woah

max is the dreamiest.

There is no "black rage." There never was. It was a gradual loss of interest. I don't want to offend you, but the more raver-esque you became, the less I wanted to hang out with or call you. It's not that I consider you unworthy. There simply exists a terminal lack of common interests.

The bigger your boobs got, the less I wanted to hang out with you, too, Chojin. And My Little Pony Raver Pants.

Wait... We never hung out!

Thought For The Day: Its only the fucking internet, get a grip.

This board was much better in the future,when we were all dead.

I know I will be! I'm not 'half in love with death', I am SMITTEN, BABY!

Oh, and thank you SO mcuh for ruining this awesome thread, Dole.

I knew you had one foot in the grave....It would seem you have stuck your winky in there also.

WAY TO RUIN MY RUINING OF THE THREAD, RUINER

Nice ruiniation of the ruinage.

And like a crocodile, only my eyes and nose peek out above the rim of the grave. What I've done with the top of my head is anybodies guess.

Today you are indeed the wind beneath my wings, Mr. Dole.