oh.... oh my heavens
 

:(



The face looks all heroized

they should give him a gun :(

to kill himself with

im pretty sure that was implied :rolleyes

Due to extremely high demand, we will ship your Elite Force Aviator: George W. Bush - U.S. President and Naval Aviator 12" Action Figure based on the date you placed your pre-order.

Extremly high demand? *groans in agony*

Wait for Tony Blair and John Howard action figures. They can make team freedom :(

I think his face looks dopey.

If it wasn't 40 f'in dollars I'd buy it, though the things I'd do with it would probably be illegal and fall under threatening to kill the president.

Fuckin' A

:rock

I want one, because I'll end up losing it, and then I'll find it again thirty years from now and go 'Holy fuck, those were some craaaaaaaaaazy days!'

I'd never pay for it, though.

I wonder if it's anatomically correct.

It would have to include a HUGE f'n set of balls. The Bill Clinton action figure had a set of detachable testicles that fit snugly inside the purse of the Hillary action figure's purse. *









* Balls sold separately :)

:lol :lol :lol

Achimp and Kelly made this whole thread worth reading

I think pjalne made it.



John and Tony are both included, Tony is behind George and John is down his pants. Larry is still in the box and Dave is sold seperatley.

Fuckit.

I have a Sigmund Freud action figure. He has his own cigar. :/

I saw one of thems once. They also sold Ernest Hemingway shotglasses.

:rock

No cocaine mirror?

No cocaine, no Kung-Fu grip, and no C.G Jung figure to do battle with. :(

Does the Bush figure come with little doll sized pretzels?

Elite? Bush elite? Thne I say about any 12 year old in America could fly a jet.

Most 12 year olds can spell "then", too.

Anyway: 40 friggin dollars for a big GI Joe? Jesus Jumping christ on a pogo stick.

COINCIDENCE? :eek

It's also ironic that this thing is probably made in China.

I think he needs a bigger plane.

Weeping creeping Christ. . .Moments like these make me question capitalism. I, personally, find this an affront to my sensibilities. Not so much because Bush is an exceedingly evil man, though that is part of it, but because the creation of such dolls are trivializing the most hallowed institution within America. The only culture we Americans have, the majority of current natives having begun as bastardized Europeans, is a civic and political one.

Never before has any country so enthusiastically contributed towards its own destruction.

I noticed that the figure does NOT come with a plane. Perhaps this is because the air force is to scared to let anything that even RESEMBLES our Fearless Leader within pissing-distance of an air craft?

That can't be the case, I live all the way in California and George Bush can still piss all over me. There's no escape.

Prediction:

Mr. Bush is going to campaign to strengthen the Boy Scouts of American even to the extent of appearing in public in a adult-sized uniform, a badly coiffed haircut and poorly chosen style of facial hair.

You just want me to make a child molester joke, don't you? Is that it? IS THAT WHAT YOU WANT?!?!?!

Well, if it is, too baed, cuz I just can't think of one. I know, it really is a shame.