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FreakinStrange Sep 8th, 2003 11:35 AM

Qoutes
 
I need some good qoutes for school does anybody got a good one

kellychaos Sep 8th, 2003 11:52 AM

Re: Qoutes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by FreakinStrange
I need some good qoutes for school does anybody got a good one

There you go, old chum. :posh

Geggy Sep 8th, 2003 12:02 PM

Learning is fun!

kellychaos Sep 8th, 2003 12:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Geggy
Learning is fun!

Here's another!

mburbank Sep 8th, 2003 12:41 PM

"Thanks for ruining this thread"
-Max Burbank

mburbank Sep 8th, 2003 03:03 PM

"Life. What a deathtrap."
-Max Burbank

mburbank Sep 8th, 2003 03:05 PM

"Ah showly knows a heartache when I sees it!"
-Max Burbank as Rastus Finkle in "Showstoppin Negroes of 1929"

FS Sep 8th, 2003 03:17 PM

"Steaks! What do I look like, Warbucks McDuck?"
-Max Burbank

Anonymous Sep 8th, 2003 03:18 PM

"The man who walks a thousand steps is neither."

-Confucius

Mike Sep 8th, 2003 03:53 PM

Everything can be fun with Qoutes (tm)!

-A wise guy on a skateboard

Anti-Xocial Sep 8th, 2003 04:03 PM

THE most famous school quote of them all:

"School Sucks!"

Nerd Sep 8th, 2003 04:05 PM

"If you kill one man, you are a murderer. Kill thousands of men, and you are an emperor. Kill all men, and you are a god."

Rongi Sep 8th, 2003 04:09 PM

It's fear that gives men wings.

- Max Payne

Marilyn666 Sep 8th, 2003 04:19 PM

"School was cool as a pool." Stanleys brother on play hoese disney

"A game? A game? You have been so caught up with all the inventions and things that you forgot what will really matters. You may have won one lousey game, but what do you have at the end of the day huh? Yugi has us he has friends. And do you know what else he has that you don't? a heart yugi has a heart Kaiba.? Tea from yu-Gi-Oh

"I see all. I see a defencelsess city waiting to be conquered, I see potentiual mind slaves in every crowd. Your friends are meaningless to me. i have nothing to loose and the whole world to gain." Marik from Yu-Gi-Oh

"Since god stop you, you should defeat god and keep moving ahead." Seto kaiba from Yu-Gi-Oh

"This guy is creeping me out, I'll show him." Bones from yu-gi-Oh

"So you'll sing with the dog but you won't sing with me? Stanleys brother

"I'm so not happy right now."Some guy from herculeis
"That does it I'm angry now." Same guy

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2003 04:36 PM

THERE ARE 10 KINDS PEOPLE IN THE WORLD! THOSE WHO KNOW BINARY AND THOSE WHO DON'T! ROFL ORLFL!

Marilyn666 Sep 8th, 2003 04:39 PM

What does that have to do with anything?

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2003 04:44 PM

It means you're a cunt.

Daphne Sep 8th, 2003 04:45 PM

THEY SHOULD REMAKE THE SHOW CHiPs BUT MAKE IT ALL BLACKS AND CALL IT "CHOCOLATE CHiPs" LOLOL

-Jixby Phillips

Marilyn666 Sep 8th, 2003 05:05 PM

color=darkred]Whats a cunt?[/color]

Bod Sep 8th, 2003 05:09 PM

Dinosaurs, the world is yours.

Cap'n Crunch Sep 8th, 2003 05:09 PM

A CUNT IS A WOMEN'S LADY BITS. CUNT. >:

TeRRaNuSER Sep 8th, 2003 05:21 PM

there are two kind of people in this thread, thoughs who read marylins posts and thoughs who aren't esuohlim

Marilyn666 Sep 8th, 2003 05:25 PM

Uh oh grammer sence is tingeling. It's "those" not "thoughs".

TeRRaNuSER Sep 8th, 2003 05:28 PM

that would be funny if i thought you were sarcastic 'grammer' fag.

Marilyn666 Sep 8th, 2003 05:39 PM

Oh no anger sence is tingeling very angry.

the_dudefather Sep 8th, 2003 08:00 PM

"you shall soon have your god, and you will make him with your own hands"
(bonus quiz, who said that. clue: pc game)

"you know what they say, a cookoo in may, oo arr oo arr ayy!"
-Richard Richard

"eskimos are interesting people, its rather fortunite that there isnt an animal called an 'ig'. or it would keep trying to go to the toilet in their houses"
-Richard Richard (again)

(by the way, the first one is not richard richard)

Esuohlim Sep 8th, 2003 08:01 PM

GRAMMAR. >:

Professor Cool Sep 8th, 2003 09:22 PM

Yeah that's the ticket


Pub Lover Sep 8th, 2003 10:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doopa
girls aren't supposed to touch themselves down there!

Best Quote Ever.

AChimp Sep 8th, 2003 10:50 PM

"You are shit, and I am... champagne."

I forget the movie. :(

Command Prompt Sep 8th, 2003 10:56 PM

tingling like a priest's crotch, little boy?

Jixby Phillips Sep 8th, 2003 10:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp
"You are shit, and I am... champagne."

I forget the movie. :(

Happiness!

AChimp Sep 8th, 2003 11:22 PM

:)

Ah yes, that was a good movie. I came at the end, too.

TeRRaNuSER Sep 9th, 2003 01:28 AM

esuohlim, thats why I used the quotes you moron
marylin, the word you were despratly racking your pee for was SENSE

sadie Sep 9th, 2003 03:36 AM

idiot sence is tingleing.

TeRRaNuSER Sep 9th, 2003 05:00 AM

i tried thinking that was a joke but it was so houmorless i figured calling you an
IMBECILE

would work better.




you never put e before ing and sence isnt a word.

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2003 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeRRaNuSER
you never put e before ing

BEING >:

kellychaos Sep 9th, 2003 11:27 AM

CANOEING! >:

glowbelly Sep 9th, 2003 12:30 PM

http://www.geocities.com/glowbelly/jix.html
http://www.geocities.com/glowbelly/dole.html
http://www.geocities.com/glowbelly/protoklown.html
http://www.geocities.com/glowbelly/broverg.html

i think i have more too...

Mike Sep 9th, 2003 12:43 PM

HORSE-SHOEING!

TeRRaNuSER Sep 9th, 2003 12:46 PM

being wrong sucks t.t

FS Sep 9th, 2003 01:36 PM

Shut the fuck up.

TeRRaNuSER Sep 9th, 2003 02:35 PM

when I noticed that you responded to this thread I was giggling waiting to read what you had to say about me, but that was very disapointing :(

FS Sep 9th, 2003 03:02 PM

I'm the same with every thread you post in, apart from the giggling.

TeRRaNuSER Sep 9th, 2003 03:27 PM

good, i dont need your approval :(

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2003 05:18 PM

Stop replying >:

Marilyn666 Sep 9th, 2003 05:34 PM

TeRRanuSER, You are huting my feelings becuase all your insults and your curcess make me feel like I'm not a person.

Immortal Goat Sep 9th, 2003 05:35 PM

There are two kinds of people in the world, people who learn math, people who teach it, and people who don't care about it.

Immortal Goat Sep 9th, 2003 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn666
TeRRanuSER, You are huting my feelings becuase all your insults and your curcess make me feel like I'm not a person.

You mean to tell me that you ARE a person??!! :faint

Marilyn666 Sep 9th, 2003 05:40 PM

no I'm not a person, and no even hurt my feelings. i was mocking him.

Schimid Sep 9th, 2003 05:48 PM

"SHUT UP MARILYN"

UtterParadox Sep 9th, 2003 09:01 PM

"I subscribe to the theory of cultural osmosis. I will now leave before you drag down my IQ." - The Gord

"You remind me of that corpse in my trunk. You're ugly and you smell bad." - Me

"The war in Iraq is a minstrel show!..... Winston Churchill was a house negro!..... Poodles are the black man of the dog world!" - Harry Bellafonte (Tracey Morgan), SNL

"Welcome to... the Land of the Voting Dead!" - Skeleton

"The more you hack at me, the more of me you create." - Valik Longcarius

"Call my lawyer, I'm ready to sue... (Don't know what to say the monkeys won't do!)" - Animaniacs

Perndog Sep 9th, 2003 09:03 PM

"I invented Jesus." -Jin

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2003 09:13 PM

"I HATE ******S" - George W. Bush

Ninjavenom Sep 9th, 2003 09:14 PM

"Faux-racism is funny" - Esu

Esuohlim Sep 9th, 2003 09:20 PM

":("

Dole Sep 10th, 2003 05:12 AM

There are people for which 'faux-racism' makes up about 50% of what they post here, the TALENTLESS POINTLESS LITTLE SHITS (WHO SHOULD REALLY KILL THEMSELVES AS A FAVOUR TO THE REST OF US SO WE DONT HAVE TO READ THEIR INANE "LOOK AT ME, PLEASE FOR GODS SAKE LOOK AT ME, I HAVE NO FRIENDS AND WILL WRITE ANYTHING IN A DESPERATE PLEA FOR SOME KIND OF ATTENTION'' CRAP ANYMORE).

'There are two kinds of people in this world....no, hang on, its one.'

TeRRaNuSER Sep 10th, 2003 05:37 AM

stop bitching whitey

Dole Sep 10th, 2003 06:22 AM

I haven't even begun bitching yet, pointless newbie.

CaptainBubba Sep 10th, 2003 04:35 PM

Hey Dole, don't you have to go invest in some stocks and cry over your lack of dancing skill and inferior penis length. >;

Dole Sep 11th, 2003 04:07 AM

Was that 'faux-humour'?


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