I wanna make a new friend.
 

Who wants to be my new friend?

What kind of friend? Suicide buddies? Bum buddies? Kill the family with a shotgun buddies?

What the fuck, do you not want to be my partner anymore, or something?

Don't use my thread as an excuse to crack wise, please.

You can never have too many friends.

I need a friend. :(

Well, keep lookin. You suck too much to be my friend.

Will do.

So if you had say a 100 friends and they wanted to use your house every weekend to party and have sex on your bed that would be fine.

I want to be your friend. We can have fun and play crossfire.

I will hold the candle and watch. :(

IS THIS THE THREAD FOR FINDING NEW FRIENDS?

If you're me.

What's wrong with your farm animal friends that you already have?

If you can't take this seriously, I'm going to have to have a moderator delete your posts in this thread.

I'll be your friend, on Monday I'll bring over cookies shaped like Bob Parker's head.

I want to be your friend and I shall name you... Asshatterius Winthorpe the 27th and a half.

Hello, friend ^_~

Spectre X, EverythingWillSuck, and The Retro Kat are all fags.

Wiffles will be my new friend.

Can i play too?

I've got a friend, IN MY PANTS!

I want a friend. I'm too late for the auction I guess. :tear

hahaha

I AM MY OWN FRIEND.

what about an old friend that wants to revive a fading friendship that once was?

can we do that here?

What about an old stalker that want to stalk glowbelly again ;)

sure that'll work

i think we should start by holding hands.

oh and johannas: stalk away, baby.

My hands are very sweaty and not good for holding :(

we can perpetually high five instead :)

I can high five like a pro. :)

There was a kid in the neiborhood when I was a lil' chaos that used to show off his boner to the other kids. He didn't have any friends and had to go away to a special school. :/

:/
me too, he was asian and his name was kenny. that was in 3rd grade.

in 4th and 5th grade i went to a black baptist school where a lot of them showed their boner to this girl named taneshia.
it was wierd.

I make a good friend. I give great advice, have cool toys, tons of booze on hand, & a lot of my friends are hot nerd girls...
Downside is... I tend to show up places drunk, I may rant at times, & i've been know to make out w/ my friends's wives/girlfriends...
I'm a cup half full/ half empty sort of friend, And the cup is filled w/ gin.
So you know It gets emptied, and filled quite often...

I wish you were my friend :(

Pub, you are as we say in the NW... Rockin' like Dokken!
Where are you at? I can't remember where anyone is...
Chojin needs to make an updated map of mockers...

We need to have a drunks only MOCK MEET...
Like in Canada so even the teens can drink...

Please do :)

I didn't know Danno was the great gatsby.

No, ugh, I hate that book... also hate anything by Steinbeck, & also I hate Hemmingway. I hate his writeing, Ernie himself sounded like my kinda guy.
I like to think of myself as a modern day Henry Miller character, or someone out of a Tom Robbins novel.

i'm a sucky friend. :(

I didn't ask whether you liked it or not...I'm saying you act like the dude.

ya come to quebec - 18 is legal and as long as you look more than twelveteen no questions asked

Alright, one less reason to dislike Frech Canadians.
Maybe I shall backpack across Canada this Spring.

Because you know Canada is like Scandinavian countries, the UK, and the nice parts of Anerica all rolled into one.

I would offer to be your friend but

I have not any friends and I am sure there is a very good severe personality disorder type reason for it.
So I'll spare you

Yeah, I've heard from all the mockers who have meet you Doopa that you're kinda, kinda, kind ...a, a ... A WITCH!!!

actually i just moved here... i don't speak french at all and that has to change... but so far it's pretty HOT!