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Tadao Jun 14th, 2008 05:55 PM

Girls are dumb
 
You look fucking stupid in you big glasses. Stop wearing them.


MetalMilitia Jun 14th, 2008 06:46 PM

Mobile phones ur doin it wrong.

Kitsa Jun 14th, 2008 07:28 PM

100% agreed.

My dad said he was on a plane behind these two dumb bitches who were wearing big obnoxious Dolce & Gabbana sunglasses. They said DG really big all over them. Some bumpkin kept asking loudly if they got their glasses at Dollar General. I would have loved to have seen that.

Guitar Woman Jun 15th, 2008 09:22 AM

No wonder everyone is gay these days

Tadao Jun 16th, 2008 04:51 PM

I'm not allowed to talk to your tits, but I don't want to talk you some mutant bee face either.

Dr. Boogie Jun 16th, 2008 06:19 PM

Take my wife, please!

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 11:57 AM

Two cell phones, big sunglasses at night and a wrist tattoo that most likely says something unique like "Live Laugh Love". She's so chic.

I can go on a rant about how annoying that whole live laugh love thing is. Think of something original you stupid c*nts

HickMan Jun 22nd, 2008 11:58 AM

But those DO look like D-suckin' lips

Esuohlim Jun 23rd, 2008 12:38 AM

This girl I work with has giant sunglasses but I still want to fuck her brains out so shut it Tadao what are you gay

Tadao Jun 23rd, 2008 01:36 AM

NO YOU SHUT UP FAG!

liquidstatik Jun 23rd, 2008 10:59 AM

she does hav esome dick suckin lips though :eek

Guitar Woman Jun 23rd, 2008 01:30 PM

ugly

HickMan Jun 23rd, 2008 03:38 PM

D-suckin lips though

Cedar Jun 24th, 2008 02:00 PM

some girls can pull off the big sunglasses, they can look sexy sometimes

JJ_Maniac Jun 24th, 2008 09:07 PM

What did she tattoo on her wrist? Because if it's a lover's name or for god's sake a barcode tat, My respect will vanish.

Kitsa Jun 24th, 2008 10:47 PM

According to this site:

20. Victoria Caroline Beckham - The thirty-two year old former Spice Girl (Posh Spice) has five stars on her lower back -one for each family member, and her famous husband's initials DB - yes, that David Beckham - on the underside of left wrist

(I'm assuming that's her, it looks like her.)

And she's got some new Hebrew one on her back now.

Esuohlim Jun 24th, 2008 10:56 PM

Yeah ok that's all well and good but the tattoo in the picture is on her right wrist, geeeeeeeeeeezzzz

Kitsa Jun 24th, 2008 11:08 PM

Maybe. Or things could be reversed (maybe some fact checker fucked up).

Tadao Jun 27th, 2008 11:33 PM

Another reason why girls are dumb.


Kitsa Jun 28th, 2008 06:02 PM

Skorts look ok in front, but they make asses look really bad. Also, the shorts tend to ride up and you get this red, raw patch on your thighs- it's just too much damn fabric in one place.

Don't get me started on fucking scotchgard-ed school uniform skirts.

liquidstatik Jun 28th, 2008 10:36 PM

yeah kitsa but those are shorts that are disguised as a skirt :x

Tadao Jun 29th, 2008 01:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 564648)
Don't get me started on fucking scotchgard-ed school uniform skirts.

It'll keep the rape evidence from sticking to the clothes.

Kitsa Jun 29th, 2008 07:46 AM

I guess that's true.

Tadao Jul 10th, 2008 09:17 PM



Fathom Zero Jul 10th, 2008 11:28 PM

It's like a collage of ads.

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 11:57 AM

wtf is wrong with big sunglasses? i wear them and not one person complains about it when i'm giving them a blow job. not one.

liquidstatik Jul 13th, 2008 01:14 PM

because they hide so much of your face :lol

mischief Jul 13th, 2008 01:16 PM

:(

bigtimecow Jul 13th, 2008 07:27 PM

i'm not a huge fan of big sunglasses, but they can look good with certain shit

girls with small asses are dumb >:

Shyandquietguy Jul 15th, 2008 08:20 PM


Tadao Jul 17th, 2008 06:07 PM


10,000 Volt Ghost Jul 18th, 2008 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mischief (Post 567924)
wtf is wrong with big sunglasses? i wear them and not one person complains about it when i'm giving them a blow job. not one.

Prove it.

Fathom Zero Jul 18th, 2008 09:46 PM

I shit you not, Gunther's album was at FYE today when I went there. It was in the dance section.

Tadao Jul 18th, 2008 09:55 PM

I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR CRAZY GIRL TALK FZ!

Fathom Zero Jul 18th, 2008 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shyandquietguy (Post 568749)

This guy.

HickMan Jul 23rd, 2008 03:43 PM

I hate that guy

Fathom Zero Jul 23rd, 2008 04:05 PM

I hate the dog.

Tadao Aug 22nd, 2008 03:16 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP2xC...EAEDDC&index=0

JJ_Maniac Aug 23rd, 2008 08:23 AM

Those dogs look like Ewoks in real life.

Cherry Nirvana Aug 23rd, 2008 03:59 PM

HaHaHa! Skorts... no way in hell would I wear a skort, let alone a skort covered with cheap rhinestones while wearing oversized sunglasses talking on two cell phones.

JJ_Maniac Aug 23rd, 2008 04:39 PM

With the ugly as hell dog with a christmas hat. Don't forget that, too.

DevilWearsPrada Aug 23rd, 2008 09:18 PM

Are you implying that that mustachioed fellas wearing a 'skhortirt'?

dirtyxblondexdame Oct 3rd, 2008 09:47 AM

omg i was so guilty of wearing skorts in middle school. terrible, awful hideous DENIM skorts. someone should have smacked me. thank god i regained my senses by high school.

but, i do have a wrist tattoo -- 3 shamrocks cause i'm Irish. acceptable?

MetalMilitia Oct 3rd, 2008 11:25 AM

Nah.

Sam Oct 3rd, 2008 01:50 PM

I HEARD THERE WERE BLOWJOBS AND DUMB GIRLS IN THIS THREAD, SO I RAN OVER HERE AS FAST AS POSSBILE.

ZeldaQueen Oct 5th, 2008 09:59 PM

Ugh, my high school yearbook had a thing on those big old glasses. Call me nuts, but I usually take a dislike to "trendy" things like handbags or sunglasses. Only time I've regularly worn sunglasses was in San Francisco.

And Sam, I think you were misinformed.

Sam Oct 6th, 2008 12:22 AM

I THINK I WAS NOT MISINFORMED >:

ZeldaQueen Oct 6th, 2008 06:41 AM

Umm...okay... *quietly leaves thread*

Bod Oct 31st, 2008 06:51 PM

Listen, I wear big glasses cos i got a big fat face. Little glasses look dumb on my manly jawline.

Tadao Oct 31st, 2008 07:45 PM

WELL MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A FACE REDUCTION THEN!

Sam Nov 1st, 2008 01:06 AM

THE QUESTION IS, DO YOU WEAR BIG GLASSES WHILE YOU ARE GIVING A BLOW JOB?

Neen Nov 3rd, 2008 10:36 AM



Girls, stop wearing these--you're not painters. And stop dressing your daughters like mini-versions of yourself.

kahljorn Nov 3rd, 2008 12:44 PM

haha i hate those hats the only people who wear those hats are incredibly stupid uncute girls and gay guys. Both of which look like twats in them.

Sparklez Dec 2nd, 2008 10:02 PM

I´ve always hated big glasses and I wonder why so many girls at school wear them, it makes them look like fly heads for me. Anyways its not like I make such a big fuss about it.

**~Sparklez out~**

Big Papa Goat Dec 6th, 2008 04:31 AM

I've always hated girls that write in girly colours like pink or purple. And especially when the ink has sparklez in it. That's annoying.

Tadao Dec 6th, 2008 04:36 AM

What about softball? What the fuck is that? Baseball is already a pussy sport. Women had to make it easier? Dumb bitches.

Tadao Apr 8th, 2009 03:21 PM


WhiteRat Apr 8th, 2009 05:26 PM

I find it interesting that it's pretty accurate even today.

Tadao Apr 8th, 2009 05:44 PM

It's so cute when they believe they can think on their own.

Sam Apr 8th, 2009 07:44 PM

HAHA GIRLS CAN'T EAT.

UNLESS IT'S DICK.

Shrubfest Apr 9th, 2009 07:23 PM

I love you Sam.

I really do.

Tadao Apr 9th, 2009 08:10 PM

Hey Sam!

Spoilers!

Sam Apr 10th, 2009 01:51 AM

I knew you'd come around to me. ;)

MattJack Apr 10th, 2009 01:04 PM

MORE LIKE CUM AROUND

Fathom Zero Apr 10th, 2009 01:08 PM

AROUND

Sam Apr 10th, 2009 02:13 PM

;)

Zomboid Apr 10th, 2009 02:19 PM

Sometimes, if a bitch looks especially uppity, I'll hit her before she even has a chance to contradict me.

MattJack Apr 10th, 2009 02:29 PM

somebody get this man a beer

Womti Jun 2nd, 2009 12:52 PM

I HEARD THERE WERE BLOWJOBS AND DUMB GIRLS IN THIS THREAD, SO I RAN OUT OF HERE AS FAST AS POSSIBLE.


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