Bait For Catching Women
 

The car is certainly meant for a superhero of sorts.

Go on....

DUH

Yes, that is effective at times.

Bunnyy!

:(

Yes, sometimes a sad face will attract a woman to you. Good call!

girls used to like emo doucheguys

Used to?

Yeah, used to. Now ugly girls like emo wannabes.

lol the horse one made me laugh a lot :(

:x

I attempt to attract women through my extensive knowledge of video games star trek and 19th century literature

BAT FOR CATCHIN WOMAN

The only thing this would show you is how fast I can run.
Babies scare me.

When I was a kid I accidentally dropped my neighbour's guinea-pig and it died the next day. Ever since I've had a fear of holding something small and defenseless, so I don't hold babies. This is why I own cats, they land on their feet. Give me a kitten anyday, there's so much cuter than babies and can be left with toys, a bed and some food when you need to go to the pub.

You take your chances with each woman. That's why I keep a baby, kitten, puppy, and a couple of pints in my trunk at all times.

If you have all those things you don't really need a woman.

None of those things have boobies.

Go on...

Cute videos.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epUk3T2Kfno&eurl

You know, I believe you.

Be sure to feed them. Or at least rotate them out regularly. :\

a/s/l?

Gw is more woman than you can handle bub.

Sea anemones on condoms?

Mermaids count as women.

Ahem this is the bait for catching women thread, not the catches for catching women thread.

No wonder I've never had a woman :x

oh wait no that's for catching FIRE whoops :( although you never know ladies might like fire too

I learned that although sensitivity is important to fulfilling a woman's needs, toughening up (with the help of the theme from Shaft in Africa and some manly tea) is important too so you can take the blows of life without feeling like shooting yourself like that Kurt Cobain guy did.

And it only took me 18 years, at least I found out just in time...