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Supafly345 Nov 23rd, 2008 10:13 PM

Rehabilitated
 
Despite 2 relapse weekends, its been more or less a full year clean, and I'm starting to lose all the weight I put on when I quit!

And I haven't enjoyed a day since. But the happiness of my family is more important.

Tadao Nov 23rd, 2008 10:29 PM

Rehab from what? Sounds like Tobacco.

Supafly345 Nov 23rd, 2008 10:41 PM

I had a pretty sick amphetamine habit, which is probably much easier to quit than tobacco. But still sucks.

Esuohlim Nov 23rd, 2008 10:41 PM

From I-Mockery

EDIT: Dammit Supafly you ruined my hilarious joke

Tadao Nov 23rd, 2008 10:45 PM

I've done heavy amounts of almost everything and the only ones I can't quit nor have the want to are smoking and drinking. Probably because they are legal and easy to get.

Supafly345 Nov 23rd, 2008 11:02 PM

I never did heavy amounts except with friends, I treated it as my morning coffee and as my secret cramming tool the night before tests.

Tadao Nov 23rd, 2008 11:04 PM

To bad you can't replace the happy yet. Maybe masturbation and ice cream? Preferably together.

Zomboid Nov 23rd, 2008 11:12 PM

I just smoke and drink. You're a filthy druggie, supafly!

MattJack Nov 24th, 2008 12:11 AM

chances are you'll never truly get over that addiction, but good luck man.

MetalMilitia Nov 24th, 2008 04:39 AM

Like when Will bought some speed to help cope with school work and basketball practise and then Carlton takes it by accident and ends up in hospital.

Seeing that was enough to keep me on the straight and narrow.

dirtyxblondexdame Nov 24th, 2008 10:17 AM

or when Jesse Spano takes caffeine pills to stay awake and study AND sing.

she was so excited.............and so scared. classic 80's teen tv moment.

Kitsa Nov 24th, 2008 10:37 AM

Amphetamine? You're better off without. Amphetamine is so Andy Warhol...:puke

McClain Nov 24th, 2008 11:03 AM

What form of amphetamine did you use? Abusing prescriptions?

glowbelly Nov 24th, 2008 11:44 AM

meth. guaranteed.

george Nov 24th, 2008 12:08 PM

vivarin

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 03:10 PM

Meth is great.

Supafly345 Nov 24th, 2008 07:19 PM

Its easy to find, reasonably priced, and lasts a while!

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus Nov 24th, 2008 08:56 PM

Hey guys this is my first post and I'd like to say I'm not too fond of meth but hey hey hey hey smoke weed everyday.

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus Nov 24th, 2008 08:57 PM

But seriously dude congrats on being clean.

kahljorn Nov 24th, 2008 09:10 PM

you should try doing pills instead or weed :O

kahljorn Nov 24th, 2008 09:11 PM

or cocaine

did you actually go to a rehab?

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus Nov 24th, 2008 09:13 PM

Pills is stupid and asking for complications. Herb is simple, easy, and there is no reason that it should be illegal.

kahljorn Nov 24th, 2008 09:15 PM

what kind of complications are you some sort of doctor

Ploxtrot Nov 24th, 2008 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damn Dirty Hippopotamus (Post 597034)
Pills is stupid and asking for complications. Herb is simple, easy, and there is no reason that it should be illegal.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597036)
what kind of complications are you some sort of doctor

he's saying do weed instead

why would you argue against that

kahljorn Nov 24th, 2008 09:18 PM

because pills are more fun?

and because science is on my side

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus Nov 24th, 2008 09:30 PM

Hey lets take a billion uppers and downers and "Soma Shuffle" our way to the emergency room!

kahljorn Nov 24th, 2008 09:35 PM

hey lets smoke ten thousand bowls of marijuana in an hour and vomit our bronchial passages out into the bong

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 09:36 PM

Who does drugs for their health? What a fag.

kahljorn Nov 24th, 2008 09:41 PM

nobody even owns a billion pills asshole

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus Nov 24th, 2008 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597059)
hey lets smoke ten thousand bowls of marijuana in an hour and vomit our bronchial passages out into the bong

:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol:lol

pac-man Nov 24th, 2008 10:07 PM

D.A.R.E. failed miserably, methinks.

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus Nov 24th, 2008 10:25 PM

DARE educated me on what drugs are. As far as prevention, it crashed and burned.

Zomboid Nov 24th, 2008 10:53 PM

Some of my Jr. High friends and I "failed" DARE for throwing rocks at an old man's house a few blocks away from the school :(. There was like 15 of us and he came out of his house and chased us into the school. Then he grabbed one kid by the collar and pinned him against the wall until the RCMP came :lol

Tadao Nov 24th, 2008 11:24 PM

Were you double dog dared?

Guitar Woman Nov 24th, 2008 11:50 PM

This thread got really horrible after that rhino guy showed up.

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus Nov 24th, 2008 11:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 597131)
This thread got really horrible after that rhino guy showed up.

Pillhead post. You all strung out on Vicodin?

Guitar Woman Nov 24th, 2008 11:59 PM


Damn Dirty Hippopotamus Nov 25th, 2008 12:02 AM

Oh god I know tons of people who are like "I LIKE TO TAKE ADDIES BEFORE CLASS I STAY AWAKE AND I PAY SO MUCH ATTENTION!"

It's always fun to tell them that going to bed at a good time can do the same thing and watch as they try to come up with a reply that doesn't make them sound like a fucking junkie.

Guitar Woman Nov 25th, 2008 12:08 AM

I get 9 hours of sleep every night and I'm probably the worst student who ever lived

explain yourself now, fatty

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus Nov 25th, 2008 12:09 AM

I'm a hippo. I don't go to school.

Your move.

Ploxtrot Nov 25th, 2008 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Damn Dirty Hippopotamus (Post 597134)
Oh god I know tons of people who are like "I LIKE TO TAKE ADDIES BEFORE CLASS I STAY AWAKE AND I PAY SO MUCH ATTENTION!"

It's always fun to tell them that going to bed at a good time can do the same thing and watch as they try to come up with a reply that doesn't make them sound like a fucking junkie.

At first I laughed at this, but then I realized how much coffee I drink...

Damn Dirty Hippopotamus Nov 25th, 2008 12:22 AM

Coffee is delicious. You are forgiven.

DeadKennedys Nov 25th, 2008 01:46 AM

I hate weed. It makes people look like this


Then they talk about legalization like it's somehow important to our society.
And they start quoting Buddhist shit and act like they've discovered some deep spiritual shit
And they start philosophizing about meaningless shit
And they feel like they have to talk about weed in every class they're in, as if it's something important. I've never seen someone make blogs and bumper stickers and t-shirts about how much they like meth and cigarettes
And they protest and take up gay little pet projects and "raise awareness" and make good issues feel untouchable to the general public. Saving the environment has never sounded uncooler when you think of some unshaven no-deodorant-wearing hippies living at some nasty commune recycling their urine

Oh, and vegans >:

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2008 07:32 AM

I don't know how anyone can take opiates. I fucking hate them. They make me feel like I'm in an elevator going down too fast or like I'm falling forward down a flight of stairs. I'd rather deal with the pain than have that feeling.

Supafly345 Nov 25th, 2008 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597040)
or cocaine

did you actually go to a rehab?

No, I could never afford something like rehab. Did it all on my own after the stress in my life died down a bit. I tried NA, just for emotional support and stuff, but that place was so fucking pathetic that my tender serotonin-deprived brain couldn't handle it.

Sacks Nov 25th, 2008 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys (Post 597141)
I hate weed.

Then they talk about legalization like it's somehow important to our society.
And they start quoting Buddhist shit and act like they've discovered some deep spiritual shit
And they start philosophizing about meaningless shit
And they feel like they have to talk about weed in every class they're in, as if it's something important. I've never seen someone make blogs and bumper stickers and t-shirts about how much they like meth and cigarettes
And they protest and take up gay little pet projects and "raise awareness" and make good issues feel untouchable to the general public. Saving the environment has never sounded uncooler when you think of some unshaven no-deodorant-wearing hippies living at some nasty commune recycling their urine

Oh, and vegans >:

They also make shitty music, man. Shitty shitty music.

glowbelly Nov 25th, 2008 09:20 AM

hey supafly, do you still drink or do other drugs?

pac-man Nov 25th, 2008 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeadKennedys (Post 597141)
I hate weed. It makes people look like this


Then they talk about legalization like it's somehow important to our society.
And they start quoting Buddhist shit and act like they've discovered some deep spiritual shit
And they start philosophizing about meaningless shit
And they feel like they have to talk about weed in every class they're in, as if it's something important. I've never seen someone make blogs and bumper stickers and t-shirts about how much they like meth and cigarettes
And they protest and take up gay little pet projects and "raise awareness" and make good issues feel untouchable to the general public. Saving the environment has never sounded uncooler when you think of some unshaven no-deodorant-wearing hippies living at some nasty commune recycling their urine

Oh, and vegans >:

That's not true for all people who smoke weed.

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 01:39 PM

It was easy for my to quit meth once my dealer went to jail and my new dealer sold weak shit.




glowbelly Nov 25th, 2008 01:55 PM

i imagine this is what i looked like when i told my patient that he didn't want me to do a prostate exam on him.

ZeldaQueen Nov 25th, 2008 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597174)
I don't know how anyone can take opiates. I fucking hate them. They make me feel like I'm in an elevator going down too fast or like I'm falling forward down a flight of stairs. I'd rather deal with the pain than have that feeling.

Reminds me of this kid at my college. He told us about how he got into an accident and was given a prescription of Vicodin. He hated how he felt when he took them and so he just didn't take them and sold them to other people after he recovered.

Edit: And congrats on getting clean!

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 03:54 PM

I have to take massive amounts of opiates to feel anything :(

ElPila666 Nov 25th, 2008 04:01 PM

I'm running out of weed so i been thinkin about cuttin my hair and quit my stoner life style for awhile or maybe should go lookin for some more weed :(

Kitsa Nov 25th, 2008 05:42 PM

Where does everyone get all this weed? It seems like it's everywhere but when I was in school there wasn't a single time anyone offered me any ever. And that was around performers who probably did all kinds of illegal shit.

Fathom Zero Nov 25th, 2008 06:01 PM

People think I'm weird because I tell 'em I haven't done anything. I'm not so keen on buying a lot of consumeables. Other people's stuff? Well, I'm not a partying guy. I've said I'm more the camera-man than the actor.

That and I have a serious problem with artificial mood-altering.

george Nov 25th, 2008 06:24 PM

smoking weed is 900x better than drinking.

pac-man Nov 25th, 2008 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by george (Post 597319)
smoking weed is 900x better than drinking.

That is a true statement.

Tadao Nov 25th, 2008 07:42 PM

FZ is a mooch

kahljorn Nov 25th, 2008 09:17 PM

i have some weed right now :( it's dense and awesome looking.

also opiates are awesome if you take the right amount over a period of time you don't nod out so much and you're just awake and in a great mood

Quote:

I tried NA, just for emotional support and stuff, but that place was so fucking pathetic that my tender serotonin-deprived brain couldn't handle it.
I hate how they all act like they are in church ;/

Supafly345 Nov 26th, 2008 07:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 597183)
hey supafly, do you still drink or do other drugs?

That would be cheating! But yes, I drink.

Quote:

I hate how they all act like they are in church ;/
I hated how they suggested that if I stopped coming that it means I was using again.

glowbelly Nov 26th, 2008 09:00 AM

you are using again if you still drink. hate to break it to you, but you aren't sober just because you stopped using your drug of choice.

it's like that scott weiland dude saying that he hasn't used heroin in 6+ years, but he still uses drugs to keep him off heroin.

NA saved my sister's life. i've been to a ton of meetings and i've never felt like i was in church. recovering addicts have a shit ton of good information to pass on to others (addicts and "normal" people alike) and they are totally right. you are using again. you just aren't using meth.

i'm not trying to burst your bubble. i think it's great that you aren't on meth anymore. that shit will kill you fast. just be careful about getting too confident in yourself or else you'll start making excuses as to why you can handle a bump here and there and be back on the wagon before you know it.

Sacks Nov 26th, 2008 09:51 AM

How often do you drink, Supafly? Do you feel like you NEED to drink?

Dimnos Nov 26th, 2008 10:05 AM

I drank for the first time in a long time last night. Now I remember why I quit in the first place. :pukeIll be sticking to the weed a few beers here and there.

ZeldaQueen Nov 26th, 2008 11:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 597311)
Where does everyone get all this weed? It seems like it's everywhere but when I was in school there wasn't a single time anyone offered me any ever. And that was around performers who probably did all kinds of illegal shit.

I've noticed that too. I guess you only get sellers if they think you'll buy (hence why I've never been offered any).

In my one class, we were supposed to temporarily take on a different personality (basically act as a different person for the day). One of the girls chose to act as a drug dealer. She later said that all kinds of people tried to buy off of her.

I was a trekkie, but it didn't go so well. First of all, I wasn't obsessive enough about Star Trek and second of all, my friends had zero tolerance for the project (we weren't allowed to tell anyone about the project, so my friends basically threatened me if I didn't knock it off).

Zomboid Nov 26th, 2008 01:40 PM

YOU'RE JUST LOSERS IF NO ONE OFFERED YOU POT! I get asked if I smoke weed and if I know where to "score some drugs" all the time.

ADAM, DON'T LISTEN TO THEM! DRINK ALL YOU WANT :D. Don't do meth though, cause that's pretty dirty.

Sacks Nov 26th, 2008 01:50 PM

People always assume I smoke weed and don't believe me when I tell them otherwise. It's especially annoying in school when I get the hip coolguy teacher who is always like NUDGE NUDGE WINKY WINK.

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 02:00 PM

Flyguy, the most important thing is to stay happy and alive. Drink if you have the liver, smoke if you have the lungs, and try to stay away from the shit that you can O.D. on.

Sacks Nov 26th, 2008 02:32 PM

..and then Tadao found out about alcohol poisoning.

glowbelly Nov 26th, 2008 02:46 PM

for reals. you can od on anything.

i'm not saying he should stop drinking or doing whatever he wants to do. i'm just saying to not go around telling people he's rehabbed if he's not.

pac-man Nov 26th, 2008 02:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 597619)
you can od on anything.

Not weed.

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:51 PM

Unless you once smoked an entire garbage bag full and passed out because you forgot how to breathe.

Grislygus Nov 26th, 2008 02:53 PM

Newfound Redneck Wisdom Bite number 426, passed onto me by Scottie the Dishwasher, followed by number 427, "Thou shalt not wear a condom"

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 597607)
..and then Tadao found out about alcohol poisoning.

If you die from that, then you really want to die anyways.

glowbelly Nov 26th, 2008 03:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 597620)
Not weed.

yes, you can. just because nobody has done it and died doesn't mean it can't be done. i imagine it's pretty hard to do, but almost any substance taken into the body in excess can cause damage/od/death/whatever you want to call it.

glowbelly Nov 26th, 2008 03:18 PM

ps: alcohol withdrawal has one of the highest mortality rates of any drug withdrawal out there if left untreated so THERE. >:

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 03:26 PM

pps: meaning they wanted to die

glowbelly Nov 26th, 2008 03:31 PM

yes. chronic alcoholics quit drinking because they want to die.

you win so you can hush up now.

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 03:39 PM

NOW LET'S HOLD HANDS IN A CIRCLE AND ADMIT THAT WE FAIL IN LIFE WITHOUGHT ACCEPTING GOD!

kahljorn Nov 26th, 2008 03:43 PM

when i had to go to these aa meetings for a while they gave me this dumb aa bible thing or something and from it i learned that pretty much no matter what you do you're an alcoholic

they explained it like if you keep alcohol in your fridge, you're an alcoholic. if you keep alcohol in the open you're an alcoholic. if you hide alcohol you're an alcoholic.
:rolleyes

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 03:44 PM

Hey Supafly

Spoilers!

RaNkeri Nov 26th, 2008 03:45 PM

Guys, I think I'm alcoholic :x

glowbelly Nov 26th, 2008 03:46 PM

wash up first.

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 597643)
when i had to go to these aa meetings for a while they gave me this dumb aa bible thing or something and from it i learned that pretty much no matter what you do you're an alcoholic

they explained it like if you keep alcohol in your fridge, you're an alcoholic. if you keep alcohol in the open you're an alcoholic. if you hide alcohol you're an alcoholic.
:rolleyes

Don't forget that if you hang out with drinkers, they are not really your friends and you should only hang out with AA members and smoke cigarettes instead.

kahljorn Nov 26th, 2008 03:48 PM

if you drink only around your friends, you're an alcoholic. If you drink by yourself you're an alcoholic.

i dont remember there beings oness to cover both though ;/

kahljorn Nov 26th, 2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

If you want what we have to offer, and are willing to make the effort to get it, then you are ready to take certain steps. These are the principles that made our recovery possible.
1. We admitted that we were powerless over our addiction, that our lives had become unmanageable.
2. We came to believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. We made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of God as we understood Him.
4. We made a searching and fearless moral inventory of ourselves.
5. We admitted to God, to ourselves, and to another human being the exact nature of our wrongs.
6. We were entirely ready to have God remove all these defects of character.
7. We humbly asked Him to remove our shortcomings.
8. We made a list of all persons we had harmed, and became willing to make amends to them all.
9. We made direct amends to such people wherever possible except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. We continued to take personal inventory and when we were wrong promptly admitted it.
11. We sought through prayer and meditation to improve our conscious contact with God as we understood Him, praying only for knowledge of His will for us and the power to carry that out.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as a result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to addicts, and to practise these principles in all our affairs.

;o

kahljorn Nov 26th, 2008 04:09 PM

have you guys ever seen those symbols on t he doors of aa and na places?

it's probably magic

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 04:33 PM

It probably has to do with trinity and jesus.

Tadao Nov 26th, 2008 05:24 PM

They tried to make me go to rehab but I said


Kitsa Nov 26th, 2008 10:00 PM

Someone sent me an AA book and I'm not really sure why.

But then I opened it and there was $5 inside, so I was happy about that.

Then I wanted to get rid of the book but didn't put it out at the garage sale because I was afraid people would wonder what it was I was addicted to.

So it went in a goodwill pile with some old clothes.

The end.

pac-man Nov 26th, 2008 10:02 PM

Who sent the book in the first place? Close friend or family? Are you a secretly a lush?

Kitsa Nov 26th, 2008 10:04 PM

I come from a long line of alcoholics, but don't consider myself to be quite their calibre yet.

It was someone preachy who didn't really know me well, and I think it might have been directed at my ex who was a WoW addict.

pac-man Nov 26th, 2008 10:08 PM

Oh... I just imagined the subsequent awkwardness that would result if a family member or friend sent it with complete earnest.

Kitsa Nov 26th, 2008 10:09 PM

Nope, no longer in touch with her. Yeah, my close family knows better.

executioneer Nov 26th, 2008 11:51 PM

you should have used the $5 to buy booze

MetalMilitia Nov 27th, 2008 06:02 AM

And used the book as a beer-mat for all the booze

spazboy Nov 28th, 2008 05:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Executioneer
you should have used the $5 to buy booze

TOTALLY READ THAT AS YOU SHOULD HAVE USED THE $5 TO BUY BOOBS

HAH! BEST DAMN $5 I EVER SPENT! (JIGGLE JIGGLE JIGGLE)

Supafly345 Nov 28th, 2008 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by glowbelly (Post 597481)
you are using again if you still drink. hate to break it to you, but you aren't sober just because you stopped using your drug of choice.

it's like that scott weiland dude saying that he hasn't used heroin in 6+ years, but he still uses drugs to keep him off heroin.

NA saved my sister's life. i've been to a ton of meetings and i've never felt like i was in church. recovering addicts have a shit ton of good information to pass on to others (addicts and "normal" people alike) and they are totally right. you are using again. you just aren't using meth.

i'm not trying to burst your bubble. i think it's great that you aren't on meth anymore. that shit will kill you fast. just be careful about getting too confident in yourself or else you'll start making excuses as to why you can handle a bump here and there and be back on the wagon before you know it.

I knew thats where that question was going to lead. I heard all of that at NA, and some people are so dependant they need absolutes like that to pull through. I'm never going back because I know what I'll do, I know who I am. I MIGHT relapse, but blaming that on me drinking is dumb. NA makes you believe you are as powerless as possible, which in the end, makes it true. Booze is different to me, in fact I had my first drink in over a month for thanksgiving dinner with my family. I wasn't conciously trying not to drink, it just never came up.

I totally used food to replace meth, I ate tons of sugar and carbs to releive the withrawls. Like literally I would feel better after hating myself for an hour by eating a handfull of raisins. That felt way more like using than booze ever has. I know I am still using, but I'm not scared. Completely stopping everything won't make me any less on meth than I was, or make my life any better.

Sacks Nov 28th, 2008 08:24 AM

Was AA just started as a way to shove some God down your throat?

kahljorn Nov 28th, 2008 02:47 PM

that's what i always figured, sack. or i dont know maybe only god can cure alcoholics. one rehab I went to always talked about how you need a SPIRITUAL THOUGHT OR SOMETHING AND EVERYONE HAS ONE AND IT HELPS YOU TO STAVE OFF YOUR ADDICTION or some shit and he asked me what i thought and i was all i dunno. then he was all well you have to think something so i told him tthat i think everything is negative and the world is spiraling down into shit :(

Supafly i think you should just do whatever you want to do and try not to fuck up :(
there's nothing wrong with doing drugs just don't get all caught up ;/ maybe some people can't avoid getting caught up i dont know, but it seems like that is a choice between being something and doing something ;/ everybody has some sort of addiction or hobby or whatever you want to call it so don't let people indoctrinate you into believing that you'll ever be freed from bullshit.

meth is an easy drug to get caught up in though ;o i think part of the reason is how fun it is to smoke it. i love the way it looks when it starts to puddle up and vaporize. But regardless of that i know people who smoked meth everyday and operated completely normally. Probably mostly because they ate and slept while they were on it.

Tadao Nov 28th, 2008 03:06 PM

Flyguy sounds like he has a grip on things, I think most of are just saying things he already believes.


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