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Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 06:05 PM

Proverbs
 
When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someones eye.

MetalMilitia Dec 10th, 2008 06:07 PM

When life gives you lemons...

Spoilers!

Tadao Dec 10th, 2008 06:12 PM

Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger.

Dr. Boogie Dec 10th, 2008 06:47 PM


executioneer Dec 10th, 2008 06:53 PM

when life gives you lemons you clearly need to upgrade to grapefruit size or larger so consult with a plastic surgeon about implants

Sam Dec 10th, 2008 07:04 PM

THOSE IGNORANT FUCKS
WHO THOUGHT ME GONE
I AM BACK
SO THEY WERE WRONG

MrAdventure Dec 10th, 2008 11:01 PM

brovergs

ZeldaQueen Dec 10th, 2008 11:09 PM

When life gives you lemons, send life a fruitcake for Christmas.

pac-man Dec 10th, 2008 11:52 PM

When life gives you lemons masturbate vigorously.

Jeanette X Dec 11th, 2008 12:28 AM

When life gives you lemons make cocktails.

Colonel Flagg Dec 11th, 2008 12:33 AM

When life gives you lemons, eat them rind and all until your teeth dissolve.

Neen Dec 11th, 2008 12:50 AM

When life gives you lemons, power a small lightbulb.


Too practical?

executioneer Dec 11th, 2008 01:16 AM

when life gives you lemons you're playing it wrong, wth you're supposed to get a little pink peg or a little blue peg not a fucking lemon >:

Fathom Zero Dec 11th, 2008 01:40 AM

When life gives you lemons, aim for the pretzel.

Mockery Dec 11th, 2008 07:17 AM

When life gives you lemons, be thankful, because there are starving children in China who would kill to have those lemons you insensitive pampered DICK >:

Esuohlim Dec 11th, 2008 07:36 AM

When life gives you lemons you should probably have a talk with your car dealer :x

MetalMilitia Dec 11th, 2008 08:06 AM

When lemons give you life - you may have scurvy.

Kitsa Dec 11th, 2008 08:55 AM

When live gives you lemons sautee them with some chicken and almond slivers and EVOO...it's yum-o :rachelray

McClain Dec 11th, 2008 09:02 AM

When life gives you lemons you must be living in some sort of Lemon World which would make it appropriate. It's better than Lima Bean World or Spiked Ballgag & Used Condom Dangling From Your Tattered Asshole World.

Crimson Ghost Dec 11th, 2008 09:22 AM

When life gives you lemons, give them back.

Dixie Dec 11th, 2008 09:48 AM

When life gives you lemons, send a nice thank you card.

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2008 02:30 PM

When life gives you lemons, find a new life.

When life gives you lemons, find a new wife.

Shrubfest Dec 11th, 2008 02:54 PM

When life gives you lemons, be glad at least someone remembered your birthday.

ZeldaQueen Dec 11th, 2008 04:27 PM

When life gives you lemons, set up new rules for next year's Secret Santa event.

executioneer Dec 11th, 2008 06:10 PM

zeldaqueen that made me lol

JJ_Maniac Dec 11th, 2008 08:39 PM

When life gives you radioactive lemons, launch them with your lead-shielded catapault at the hunter-gatherers assaulting your compound.
Alternatively: When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD.

Asila Dec 11th, 2008 08:52 PM

when life gives you lemons you dissolve the locks on your cell and fucking run

10,000 Volt Ghost Dec 11th, 2008 09:54 PM

Eat the meek - because there's never gonna be enough space. So eat the meek, savor the taste. It's always gonna be a delicacy. So lick your chops, and eat the meek.

ZeldaQueen Dec 11th, 2008 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 601448)
zeldaqueen that made me lol

Glad I could be of amusement. :)

An apple a day makes for a really sucky diet.

Bod Dec 12th, 2008 08:58 AM

If you've got nothing good to say
Come sit next to me

Asila Dec 12th, 2008 10:09 AM


JediScum Dec 13th, 2008 12:56 PM

If life gives you lemons, grate all the rind for lemon zest... useful in cooking but, I wouldn't keep it for longer than 3-4 days.

Depending on how many lemons life gave you (lets say three), use one, cut into eighths, for the Hefe-Weizen that you've conveinently stock-piled in case the world comes to an end (coming soon).

The other two could be used to teach the youth of America how to start a lemonade stand. Make two pitchers that are the same, charge only 25 cents, and label it differently every 5-10 minutes. "Organic", "Vegan Lemonade", "Gluten -Free", "EXTREME!!!!", "Bail-money for my Dad the Governor", whatever....


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