Proverbs
When life gives you lemons, squeeze it in someones eye.
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Man who go to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with stinky finger.
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when life gives you lemons you clearly need to upgrade to grapefruit size or larger so consult with a plastic surgeon about implants
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THOSE IGNORANT FUCKS
WHO THOUGHT ME GONE I AM BACK SO THEY WERE WRONG |
brovergs
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When life gives you lemons, send life a fruitcake for Christmas.
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When life gives you lemons masturbate vigorously.
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When life gives you lemons make cocktails.
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When life gives you lemons, eat them rind and all until your teeth dissolve.
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When life gives you lemons, power a small lightbulb.
Too practical? |
when life gives you lemons you're playing it wrong, wth you're supposed to get a little pink peg or a little blue peg not a fucking lemon >:
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When life gives you lemons, aim for the pretzel.
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When life gives you lemons, be thankful, because there are starving children in China who would kill to have those lemons you insensitive pampered DICK >:
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When life gives you lemons you should probably have a talk with your car dealer :x
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When lemons give you life - you may have scurvy.
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When live gives you lemons sautee them with some chicken and almond slivers and EVOO...it's yum-o :rachelray
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When life gives you lemons you must be living in some sort of Lemon World which would make it appropriate. It's better than Lima Bean World or Spiked Ballgag & Used Condom Dangling From Your Tattered Asshole World.
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When life gives you lemons, give them back.
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When life gives you lemons, send a nice thank you card.
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When life gives you lemons, find a new life.
When life gives you lemons, find a new wife. |
When life gives you lemons, be glad at least someone remembered your birthday.
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When life gives you lemons, set up new rules for next year's Secret Santa event.
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zeldaqueen that made me lol
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When life gives you radioactive lemons, launch them with your lead-shielded catapault at the hunter-gatherers assaulting your compound.
Alternatively: When God gives you lemons, YOU FIND A NEW GOD. |
when life gives you lemons you dissolve the locks on your cell and fucking run
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Eat the meek - because there's never gonna be enough space. So eat the meek, savor the taste. It's always gonna be a delicacy. So lick your chops, and eat the meek.
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An apple a day makes for a really sucky diet. |
If you've got nothing good to say
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If life gives you lemons, grate all the rind for lemon zest... useful in cooking but, I wouldn't keep it for longer than 3-4 days.
Depending on how many lemons life gave you (lets say three), use one, cut into eighths, for the Hefe-Weizen that you've conveinently stock-piled in case the world comes to an end (coming soon). The other two could be used to teach the youth of America how to start a lemonade stand. Make two pitchers that are the same, charge only 25 cents, and label it differently every 5-10 minutes. "Organic", "Vegan Lemonade", "Gluten -Free", "EXTREME!!!!", "Bail-money for my Dad the Governor", whatever.... |
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