CELEBRITIES YOU'D MOST LIKE TO BE FRIENDS WITH
 

MISSY ELLIOTT

or Lou Reed. Or Roger Barr. ;)

gwen stefani, man. :(

:tear

I don't think I qualify as a real celebrity. The paparazzi haven't taken any photos of me getting out of my car without any underwear on yet. Gotta cross that threshold first before you're inducted into the celebriclub :( And pretty much anybody can meet me if they go to the San Diego Comic-Con any given year or come to a live screening of Doc Mock's Movie Mausoleum at our studio in LA.

As for who I'd like to meet and/or be friends with, here are a few off the top o' my head...

1) Weird Al Yankovic
2) Amy Sedaris
3) David Cross
4) Les Claypool
5) Rowdy Roddy Piper
6) Elvira
7) Conan O'Brien

Weird Al's not a celebrity either. Either Amy or David Sedaris would probably be fun to meet, though. Likewise for David Cross and Roddy Piper.

That reminds me: meeting John Carpenter, Kurt Russel, Keith David, or Ron Perlman would be awesome.

nick frost seems like he'd be a riot to be buds with

Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim

The guy who plays John Locke on lost. He is a pothead and could teach me to throw knives at other celebrities.

And this guy because he is deceitful.

Patton Oswalt, just seems like the kind of guy I've love to hang out with.

Kevin Smith. He seems like a fun guy.


And I'll second Dave Chappelle.

Dave and I are already friends. Time to time I go to yellowsprings and hang out with him at the jazz festival.

edit: If you don't believe me, check out Chappelle's movie Bloc Party and you'll see me in there.

I've hung out with Ghostland Observatory before, but I had no idea who they were then.

I have no idea who they are now.

I hang out with local celebrities sometimes :(

My friend has had coffee with him before and skateboarded for a bit. I forget what part of OH he lives in though. Not too far of a trek from here though.

Harland Williams. He just seems like we'd go get unhealthy fucking food and stay up until 5 am watching informercials.

-RoG-, I am not sure if you are familiar with Jimmy Pardo's Never not Funny Podcast, but he had Conan O'Brian on it last week and it was freaking hilarious. If you don't listen to it, I recommend you give that one a listen. You can buy the individual episodes on the Never not Funny site. (Jimmy Pardo is a stand up comedian who does warm up for the Tonight Show)

Also, I think you confused celebrity with celebretard in your pictures without underwear reference :P



On topic, I decided long ago that meeting celebrities I admire would likely lead to disappointment, so I think it best to just admire the few I do from afar. So in the end that would really hinder chances at any friendship :lol

That's what I'm talking about. I mean, I wouldn't like to be friends with Sylvester Stallone or Jesus or something. I don't think I could be friends with Bill Murray. I'm talking about people you think you could really be friends with.

Katy Perry and Lady Sovereign. Just because I want to f**k the shit out of both of them.

That's not what this thread is about.

I don't think he has very many friends so it's understandable why he's so confused, Fathom.

telly savalas and george hamilton

I would agree with Dave chappelle.

Stan Lee
Neil Patrick Harris
thirding Chappelle
Jack Nicholson

i would say jack black robert downey junior and weird al yankovic

yeah an adam sandler martha stewart dick army and jim carrey

Yeah I would also most like to meet neil patrick harris and jim carrey since I loved his movies as a kid growing up. I would also like to meet the entire tokio hotel band

I also really really wish I could meet john lennon. but he's dead. :(

K fed

every member of al quaeda so I cna fart in their drinks when they go to the bathroom

al queda are not celebrities. They're more of an entourage. A posse at most.

i'd probably have a bowl of cereal with jerry seinfeld, trade amusing anecdotes with larry david and ask drew barrymore to be my fuck buddy

Kevin Smith, Bruce Campbell, Weird Al Yankovic, and Jello Biafra. :)


Might not be super best buds, but it would be really interesting to talk to them.

I don't think jerry seinfeld is even funny. LD though, he'd be a riot to have around.

Bruce Campbell is really fun to hang out with. Really sarcastic.

I'd say Brad Pitt because if you ever heard the interview between Quentin Tarantino and Howard Stern, you'd understand why.

George Clooney, also. Pretty much the whole cast of Ocean's Eleven. (minus Matt Damon)

I'd also like to meet young Arnold Schwarzenegger back when all he did was lift heavy weights and have sexual encounters with extremely beautiful women.

Jello Biafra would be great to talk to. He says interesting shit.

Also, Rodney Linderman.

In all seriousness, I would love to spend the entire day with Chad Ochocinco. I'm working on that as of late, he barely speaks to me so making plans is going to take some time.