Ask Evil Robot
 

Since Willie is gone now I will answer your questions and I promise not to hurt you at first.

how many times will it take you till you start to hurt me

Joe Rogan told me that Tower 7's collapse looked exactly like a controlled demolition. Makes you think, huh!

My question, obviously, is

Should someone tell Joe Rogan that nobody gives a shit about that anymore?

When is evil robot III coming out

how long will evil robot II take to answer questions?

who is Joe Rogan and can he help me with my male patter balding?

Is Joe Rogan that fat, stupid, curly haired, stoner guy from those movies aimed at young teens?

Is Seth Rogan that jerk who created Family Guy?

Is Seth McFarlane the guy who created those dumb comic books and toys?

Is Todd McFarlane the older brother from Diff'rent Strokes?

Is Todd Bridges the Dude from Big Lebowski?

idk

Is Sweeney Todd Edward Scissorhands.

Was Julia Sweeney ever funny in her life

Ok thanks for answering my question.

Joe Rogan's the US Fear Factor dude

:rolleyes

He was apparently blazed as fuck during every taping.

Oh wait I think I already wrote that before

Do they have G.I. Joe Rogan action figures outside the u.s?

I hear they have G.I. Joe Rogaine and it works like a chia pet

They should also call it G.I. Grow.

they should call you the GI Bill

When i opened this, i expected every other post to simply be "EVIL ROBOT RULES!".

Are you ever going to post in here again?

god damn you the leader i was gonna ask if he was ever gonna post again >:

I ask that in my mind every time I see there is a new post in here. I always know the answer though.