I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   Music (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=14)
-   -   PROOF THAT DANI IS A BIG FUCKING LIAR (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=7402)

Rongi Nov 15th, 2003 03:21 PM

PROOF THAT DANI IS A BIG FUCKING LIAR
 
Original Eye Color:
I'm actually blind! I get around by smell alone, that's how come i always know where the rest of the band are from one minute to another! Really, my eyes are greyish blue. Sometimes with a touch of green

Well Tiny Tim how do you explain THIS!!?


Movies:
I'd have to totally surprise everyone and say the horror genre would have to be my absolute favourite- classic movies like the Roger Corman-directed Edgar Allen Poe adaptations starring the terminally brilliant (but dead) Vincent Price.Also "The Nightmare Before Christmas" and anything else involving the legendary Tim Burton and Danny Elfman partnership; Most Hammer Horror movies, especially the Dracula series featuring Christopher Lee... ; the original Star Wars trilogy; Merlin; Evil Dead; Night of the Demon: A Company Of Wolves, etc, etc...

Tell me Marilyn, how the fuck can he have so many favorite movies if he's BLIND?

Geggy Nov 15th, 2003 03:33 PM

maybe he meant that he was blind in a different sense, cuz that would make a lot more sense to me. i hope i'm making sense.

Spectre X Nov 15th, 2003 03:45 PM

You're making sense and that was also a thing I was thinking.

For the record now, Rongi is totally awesome.

Geggy Nov 15th, 2003 05:38 PM

this is nothing new. bands pull this type of gimmicks all the time. they'd make up shit about themselves as a marketing ploy. the more bullshit you spew, the more you sell. shockery has alway been the secret and the best tool to selling bullshit. people love to be shocked and they want more of it. that's why marilyn manson was one of the biggest success, cuz 99 percent of him is total bullshit.

EverythingWillSuck Nov 15th, 2003 08:52 PM

IT'S LIKE MANOWAR





ONLY LESS OF A BROTHERS OF METAL THIG

Schimid Nov 15th, 2003 08:55 PM

HE IS BLIND TO ALL THAT IS GOOD.

HE IS PURE EEEEEEEEEVIL. :lol

WAIT MAYBE HE'S LIKE DAREDEVIL AND CAN SMELL MOVIES

:eek

Rongi Nov 15th, 2003 08:57 PM

WAIT MAYBE HE'S LIKE DAREDEVIL AND CAN SMELL MOVIES

SUPAR LOO :lol

Schimid Nov 15th, 2003 09:07 PM

Seriously, she's probably going to say that he just listens to the dialogue and loves it like that.

But horror movies are 60% visual, 40% sound and music >:=

Cap'n Crunch Nov 15th, 2003 09:55 PM

Maybe they make horror movies in braile. :lol

Schimid Nov 15th, 2003 10:50 PM

MOVIE FUROM

Sicktodeathmx Nov 16th, 2003 11:27 PM

It's pretty sad when celebrities try to make up rumors about themselves, only to fuck themselves over by admidting the truth indirectly.

Marilyn666 Nov 18th, 2003 06:06 PM

Leave Danni alone, and you still don't have real proof that he's not blind.

Rongi Nov 18th, 2003 08:36 PM

Dani you sweltering cunt

Spectre X Nov 19th, 2003 09:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn666
Leave Danni alone, and you still don't have real proof that he's not blind.

Yes we do. HE WATCHES MOVIES! HE CAN'T WATCH MOVIES IF HE'S BLIND! AND EVEN IF HE WOULD BE BLiND HE WOULDN'T EBJOY THEM NEARLY AS MUCH AS HE DOES YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE.

Professor Cool Nov 19th, 2003 10:29 AM

Fuck you guys, Ray Charles loved Wild Wild West :lol

Ninjavenom Nov 19th, 2003 02:48 PM

I guess some people really do need "j/k" after a joke to be in on it. This just proves that i'm better off without faith in humanity.

Marilyn666 Nov 19th, 2003 05:49 PM

Well I'm not part of humanity. And he could still enjoy movies, You don't have true proof.

HickMan Nov 19th, 2003 08:28 PM

YOU'RE A FUCKING HUMAN AREN'T YOU? JUST SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU WANNABE OUTCAST. DO YOU WANT TO TAKE THIS TO THE MOCK WARS, LADY? JUST SAY THE MAGIC WORD AND WE'RE THERE >:.

Jeanette X Nov 19th, 2003 10:06 PM

Hickman, I'm with you. Mock wars!

Rongi Nov 20th, 2003 03:18 PM

I swear to god, I've got almost all of you fooled. Schimid is the only one who knows.

Spectre X Nov 20th, 2003 03:33 PM

You made Chuck up didn't you :(

Schimid Nov 20th, 2003 03:38 PM

:picklehat

:posh

Marilyn666 Nov 20th, 2003 05:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
I swear to god, I've got almost all of you fooled. Schimid is the only one who knows.

What the fuck are you talking about.

Big Papa Goat Nov 21st, 2003 02:35 AM

I had an inkling. :(

Perndog Nov 21st, 2003 03:23 AM

She has her own Yu-Gi-Oh site and stuff though, she can't be a character..

Protoclown Nov 21st, 2003 01:02 PM

Hard to tell really, because she has a dynamic IP. But I know which characters are Rongi's and she doesn't seem to be one of them. ;)

Marilyn666 Nov 21st, 2003 05:58 PM

Well I know I'm not a character?

camacazio Nov 21st, 2003 07:24 PM

No one could possibly pretend to act that stupid.

Edit: if it is a character, you sir should enter the acting industry.

Big Papa Goat Nov 21st, 2003 10:12 PM

And what about the original Marilyn?

Marilyn666 Nov 22nd, 2003 02:32 PM

I forgot the password, but Marilyn777 was a character who didn't do a very good job.

Perndog Nov 22nd, 2003 05:57 PM

At least she knows what a character is now.

Marilyn666 Nov 22nd, 2003 06:43 PM

Well how was I supposed to know what that was before when I had never even heard that term?

Cap'n Crunch Nov 23rd, 2003 08:48 PM

I put a definition in for Danni at Urban Dictionary!

http://www.urbandictionary.com/defin...term=danni&f=1

Spectre X Nov 24th, 2003 02:30 AM

It's funny 'cause it's true! :lol

Marilyn666 Nov 24th, 2003 05:39 PM

No, that isn't true at all.

Cap'n Crunch Nov 24th, 2003 05:43 PM

Urban Dictionary says it is true. :rolleyes

Marilyn666 Nov 24th, 2003 05:52 PM

Well you can never trust the urban dictionary.

Pyorrhea Dec 14th, 2003 04:43 AM

just leaVE it at that cradle of filth sucks and dark funeral could kill them if they were stuck in an epic black metal strife war thing...

executioneer Dec 14th, 2003 07:19 AM

I don't know who Dani is you jerks >:

-willie

Marilyn666 Dec 14th, 2003 11:50 AM

Danni can't even see his tea at tea time and you're calling him a liar? This is wrong!!! This is terrable!!!! Tea time will never be the same any more.

Mad Melvin Dec 14th, 2003 12:32 PM

what in the holy fuck are you talking about?

Jeanette X Dec 14th, 2003 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn666
Danni can't even see his tea at tea time and you're calling him a liar? This is wrong!!! This is terrable!!!! Tea time will never be the same any more.


Krythor Dec 14th, 2003 02:46 PM

is.. lol.. is that a pankcae??

Marilyn666 Dec 14th, 2003 03:12 PM

Great now the bunny is going to die. Pan cakes kill bunnies.

liquidstatik Dec 14th, 2003 03:24 PM

No. :o

Marilyn666 Dec 14th, 2003 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Melvin
what in the holy fuck are you talking about?

What's there to explain? People like Danni, and Bakura, and junior Senior always drink tea.

Mad Melvin Dec 14th, 2003 03:56 PM

Im sorry. Im still having a bit of trouble understanding WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! What does drinking tea have to do with ANYTHING?! HUH?!

Perndog Dec 14th, 2003 08:52 PM

Marilyn, you do realize that YOU'RE STILL FUCKING SPELLING DANI FILTH'S NAME WRONG, right?

Big Papa Goat Dec 14th, 2003 10:45 PM

GOOD ONE! :lol

Marilyn666 Dec 15th, 2003 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Melvin
Im sorry. Im still having a bit of trouble understanding WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?! What does drinking tea have to do with ANYTHING?! HUH?!

Because people like Danni drink tea all the time. And yes I know I'm spelling DanNi the right way.

Perndog Dec 15th, 2003 06:58 PM

WELL I GUESS EVERY SINGLE WEB PAGE ABOUT THE BAND IS GETTING IT WRONG, THEN.. WHOOPS! I FEEL DUMB NOW! :rolleyes

EVEN GOOGLE'S DIRECTORY HAS THE WRONG NAME, YOU BETTER WRITE THEM AND SET THEM STRAIGHT! :rolleyes

http://directory.google.com/Top/Arts...th,_Dani/?tc=1

http://www.bandhunt.com/artist_site/band.php/cr002/

http://www.tartareandesire.com/bands/cof.html

http://www.theiceberg.com/artist/225..._of_filth.html

http://users.freenet.am/~cradle/bio.htm

http://www.geocities.com/tomboffilth/cofbiography.html

http://pwp.netcabo.pt/princeofdarknes/Biography.htm

http://www.sonymusic.nl/cradleoffilth/biography.php

http://www.angelfire.com/fl3/cradlebio/

http://www.eng.buffalo.edu/~ag28/CRADBIO.HTM

Big Papa Goat Dec 16th, 2003 12:12 AM

I don't get it :/

Mad Melvin Dec 16th, 2003 09:20 AM

Quote:

Because people like Danni drink tea all the time.
so what you are saying is, that people who wear leather, shitty makeover and pretend they are blind, drink tea all the time. Well that makes perfect sense to me.

Spectre X Dec 16th, 2003 11:00 AM

Correction, they drink tea all the time and SUCK! >:

Marilyn666 Dec 16th, 2003 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Melvin
Quote:

Because people like Danni drink tea all the time.
so what you are saying is, that people who wear leather, shitty makeover and pretend they are blind, drink tea all the time. Well that makes perfect sense to me.

Fisr of all if you isult their make up, you're insulting my make up. And he's British and so is Bakyra, and Junior Senior.

liquidstatik Dec 16th, 2003 06:22 PM

FISR OF ALL WEE CAN ISULT DANNNI AL WE WNAT >:

Marilyn666 Dec 16th, 2003 09:06 PM

Are you insulting British people?

Sicktodeathmx Dec 16th, 2003 10:02 PM

SILLY GIRL, ONLY BRITISH PEOPLE CAN FLY!





Follow the red balloon.


Yep. Another thread that has been alive since I went on vacation about three weeks ago.

Marilyn666 Dec 17th, 2003 05:39 PM

Well actually this thread was dead for a while, but someone brought it back to life.

Lye Dec 17th, 2003 05:46 PM

brittish people suck because they call garbage rubish and flashlights tourches, and they are all ugly

Marilyn666 Dec 17th, 2003 05:59 PM

That is rubbish.

Rongi Dec 17th, 2003 06:01 PM

I bet Lye has a hairy back and a small penis

Jeanette X Dec 17th, 2003 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn666
Are you insulting British people?

If you are fond of the British or have British ancestry, yes. :)

Lye Dec 17th, 2003 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rongi
I bet Lye has a hairy back and a small penis

ouch!

Flatulor Dec 17th, 2003 09:14 PM

Quote:

And he's British and so is Bakyra, and Junior Senior.
junior senior arent british... theyre danish, you invalid...

Marilyn666 Dec 18th, 2003 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X
Quote:

Originally Posted by Marilyn666
Are you insulting British people?

If you are fond of the British or have British ancestry, yes. :)

Actaully I'm not. But they're funny, just like Bakura from school.

Jeanette X Dec 18th, 2003 10:31 PM

Dammit! There goes all my limey insults. Dammit.

Marilyn666 Dec 19th, 2003 08:00 PM

But, Bakura from school is so adorable you just want to throw him against the wall.

Perndog Dec 19th, 2003 08:47 PM

Who the fuck is Bakura? >:

Marilyn666 Dec 19th, 2003 09:17 PM

Yami Bakura [/img]http://www.freewebs.com/yamis_temple/bakura47.jpg[img] Bakura from school.

Gurlugon Dec 19th, 2003 10:07 PM

Wow.

executioneer Dec 20th, 2003 03:04 AM

okay you guys are OFFICIALLY using too many references I don't get >: BANNED >:

-willie

Marilyn666 Dec 20th, 2003 12:44 PM

But that isn't Bakura form school, that's Yami Bakura.

Mad Melvin Dec 20th, 2003 12:53 PM

I have no idea who the fuck bakura from school is and I dont wanna know. So just shut up cunt and stop posting to this thread! and dont bother replying about who bakura is, because I really REALLY dont give a rats ass. >:

Marilyn666 Dec 20th, 2003 01:20 PM

Well first of all Melvin, I wasn't even talking to you. And Second of all this thread is insulting Danni so of coarse I'm going to say something.[/i]

Mad Melvin Dec 20th, 2003 01:56 PM

whose DANNI? Cradle of Shits singer is DANI. Try get that trough your thick skull. And I know you wasnt talking to me. Its just annoying that you keep talking about some fucking bakura, who has propably NOTHING to do with the topic at hand.

ziggytrix Dec 20th, 2003 06:17 PM

you realize you're arguing with a retarded 13-yr-old, right?

Schimid Dec 20th, 2003 06:20 PM

NEVER,OND

Marilyn666 Dec 20th, 2003 10:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mad Melvin
whose DANNI? Cradle of Shits singer is DANI. Try get that trough your thick skull. And I know you wasnt talking to me. Its just annoying that you keep talking about some fucking bakura, who has propably NOTHING to do with the topic at hand.

Well, DANNI is British, and so is Bakura from school.


All times are GMT -4. The time now is 11:17 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.