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sadie Feb 7th, 2004 03:49 AM

life with the parental units.
 
so i ended up moving in with my parents for a (hopefully very brief) period of time, and i'm just about to go insane. i feel like i'm living under a microscope. i am expected to explain everything i do and everywhere i go. i have to deal with the "i'm so disappointed" thingy from my mom if i tell her i'm going somewhere or with someone she doesn't approve of. i'm constantly questioned and overruled on discipline issues concerning my own child. i really do appreciate their helping me out of a bad situation, and i know they want the best for me. but i'm gonna have to draw the line somewhere. i mean, i'm 34. :(

Studio8 Feb 7th, 2004 03:54 AM

Boooooooooooooooooooooooooring

sadie Feb 7th, 2004 03:55 AM

so you should feel right at home.

Studio8 Feb 7th, 2004 03:56 AM

With the parental units

sadie Feb 7th, 2004 03:59 AM

of course. after all, like you, they're very religious people, charismatic christians, who hold a bible study in their home every week.

Studio8 Feb 7th, 2004 04:00 AM

How much money do you make a year?

executioneer Feb 7th, 2004 04:05 AM

hey studio8 guess what the difference between you and sadie is

we don't contemplate suicide when we realize we've accidentally read something sadie's posted >:

-willie

Studio8 Feb 7th, 2004 04:11 AM

I don't really understand how a post on a forum would make anyone commit suicide, but ok!

Helm Feb 7th, 2004 05:40 AM

Burial at sea

I am Amingo Feb 7th, 2004 05:48 AM

el Amingo sabe lo que usted significa el sadie los dos trys sin hogar del excedente de las latas de la basura siempre para decir Amingo a cómo criar a sus ninos

Matt Harty Feb 7th, 2004 09:34 AM

Just get out as soon as you can, before they try and take your kid.

da blob Feb 7th, 2004 09:39 AM

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KARMAGEDDON

Supafly345 Feb 7th, 2004 10:22 AM

I am at my parents right now. They do there best not to care about what I do, because they have seen how the relationship turns out wen parents shove their nose too far up their kids ass.
Of course, they didn't start doing this untill I turned 18. They did their job before this age of course, of controlling my life so I woulden't do anything stupid, which I probably would have done without them.

But it sounds like your parents have that infieriority complex that since you are their kid you will never be an equal in an adult sense, and always be a punk kid who can't take care of themself. I hope you can change this, but at their age- it looks like this is just the way its gonna be.

Snatchtastic Feb 7th, 2004 01:46 PM

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Hi Sadie, that sucks about your situation with your parents. :( I remember when I was 19 and still living at home and this one time I wanted to go see a 10pm showing of Fight Club. My mom and dad told me that I should go to bed because I had to go to work the next morning, I said it would be fine and I was going anyway. Then they told me I HAD to stay in and I could go see it on the weekend. HMMMM, you are not me I said, and I left anyway.

You're a grown fucking woman who has a life of her own, parents just tell thier kids to do things thier way so they wont see them get hurt. But sometimes it takes that just to realize what they were trying to get across. Like me going out to late to see a movie and the being late for work the next day. (which I wasn't)

I know if I still lived at home my dad and I would have killed eachother for the remote control. I get along better with my parents not living with them.

camacazio Feb 7th, 2004 02:20 PM

I'm amazed that my friends who have turned 18 still have their parents repressing them. My parents never kept me in check, and I made all my own decisions.

ProfessorCool Feb 7th, 2004 02:36 PM

When I moved away from my parents, they moved to a diffrent state.

kellychaos Feb 7th, 2004 04:02 PM

Do you need a character reference for the trial?

ArrowX Feb 7th, 2004 04:46 PM

my Mommy Hits me:(

I am Amingo Feb 7th, 2004 06:14 PM

bueno..

sadie Feb 7th, 2004 06:28 PM

thanks for the commiseration.

i could argue with most anyone--except my parents. it's always been that way. they're always right, and there's no other way around it. (i don't know why i didn't get that gene. :P) they think they know what's best for me, and they want me to have it. and they don't agree with the way i've been living my life. i must agree i've not exactly shown myself to be the wisest of decision-makers.

but i don't want to disrespect them, especially in front of my son. i'm just gonna have to find that line--and vent here and there--until i find my way out of this situation. we got along best the two years or so they lived 1200 miles away.

y toque anos y anos de espanol, pero amingo: que??

and i'm seeing a flaming ship. and wondering what greek arse hair smells like. (and pouting a bit over no-reply. :()

and i don't discuss my finances with people who suck.

da blob Feb 7th, 2004 06:38 PM

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- New Chapter -


Things you can't do anymore when back at your parents' and that SUCKS

1 - eat ramen in front of of the computer any time of the day and night (or you have to wait till they sleep). (And that is, when you're unlucky enough that the PC's not in your own bedroom).

2 - eat marshmallows untill you puke

3 - watch porn anytime of the day, etc.

4 - turn up the music's volume untill the windows shake

5 - masturbate whenever/wherever you feel like it

6 - decide to eat only green things that day (or red, etc)

7 - work efficiently - like sleep all day long and work at night

8 - enjoy being ALONE



I'm 32, for god's sake. Shit.

Command Prompt Feb 7th, 2004 06:55 PM



PARENTS JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND :(

Spooky Feb 7th, 2004 08:04 PM

:thumbsdown

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 7th, 2004 09:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Studio8
How much money do you make a year?

goddamn...you're a fucking tool.

ItalianStereotype Feb 7th, 2004 10:07 PM

if your parents are giving you shit, especially about how to raise your child, just whip out your nuts and rub them all over your parents' foreheads.

and remember that you have other people that love you sades, especially on the boards! :o

and I understand that a lack of nuts might make the aforementioned rubbing a bit difficult, but do your best anyway.

The One and Only... Feb 7th, 2004 10:21 PM

I always thought that people on this forum were younger than what they are...

Why don't you shack up with some roommates? That way, you can afford your own place. Of course, living with roommates might be worse than your parents too...

theapportioner Feb 7th, 2004 10:38 PM

I'm 64 :(

Geggy Feb 7th, 2004 10:38 PM

i knew this guy who's 43 year old, no wife, no kids, no job, getting ssi checks due to the disability to hear :jerkingoff and was still living with his dad who was battling some serious depression since his wife died few years back. when i got to know him, i was finding out more that he's a sleazy asshole. so i became suspicious and i asked him, 'are you just waiting around 'til your dad pass away so you can take over the house'? he got pissed off. we haven't spoken since.

last i heard his father did indeedy pass away and now he owns the house that's already paid for, he's able to afford to live his life on welfare and was throwing parties every weekend. god, what an asshole.

moral of the story, his parents sucked.

I am Amingo Feb 8th, 2004 01:10 AM

es senor aceptable ChainSaw, Amingo se placeria frotar las tuercas de Amingo en los mommys de Sadie dirige hacia el

Studio8 Feb 8th, 2004 05:39 AM

The difference between you and I is that I don't look anything like this -

Pub Lover Feb 8th, 2004 08:13 AM

Hey Studio8, ain't you moving to the west coast soon?

Someone better video Willie beating the shit out of you. >:

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 8th, 2004 09:06 AM

The difference between Studio and Willie? Willie isn't a fucking tool...

Supafly345 Feb 8th, 2004 09:37 AM

You mean like a dildo?
*ba-dum*

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 8th, 2004 09:51 AM

something like that, yeah....

Studio8 Feb 8th, 2004 01:49 PM

Hey, call me a tool again. Just to make sure I respond, you know.

liquidstatik Feb 8th, 2004 02:11 PM

No. :/

INCOGNEGRO Feb 8th, 2004 03:18 PM

YO WILLIE

I GOTS YO' BACK NIGGA
IMA GONNA BUST MAD CAPS IN THIS FOOL

BLING BLING

HOLLA UP, PEACE

glowbelly Feb 8th, 2004 03:29 PM

studio? is your name really BROCK?

sades, i hope stuff starts workin out with you soon. just suck it up and save as much money as you can. and if they really start to piss you off, especially with the disciplination issue, confront them. seriously. it would probably freak them out so much for you to calmly confront them about the situation and explain in rational terms why what they are doing is incongruent with what you believe is the right way to raise your son that they will just shush up about the whole thing forever and ever.

I am Amingo Feb 8th, 2004 05:58 PM

o conseguiran defensiva y con el hecho de que el este viviendo en su parte posteriora de la casa en su cara que hace gran humillacion y que hace que su hijo mire abajo en el a uno mismo y a su padre por siempre.

Studio8 Feb 8th, 2004 08:58 PM

No, it's Chris. But Brock is sitting across the room.

Evil Robot Feb 8th, 2004 09:07 PM

You should bringing black people into thier home. Old people hate black people.

I am Amingo Feb 8th, 2004 09:59 PM

usted esta diciendo que no lo hace la gente joven?

INCOGNEGRO Feb 8th, 2004 11:04 PM

WTF BLACK PEOPLE? YOU GOT A PROBLEM WIT BLACK PEOPLE?

YO MOTHER FUCKER, HOW BOUT NIGGAZ? YOU GOTS A PROBLEM WIT DEM? CAUSE ME AN SUM REAL FUCKING STREET NIGGAZ IS GONNA TIGHTEN YOUR ASS UP REAL GOOD MOTHER FUCKER

HOLLA UP ROBOT BITCH SUCKA ASS WOP

PEACE >:

executioneer Feb 8th, 2004 11:34 PM

GOSH I SURE AM ASHAMED OF THAT PICTURE I PUT ON THE INTERNET TO SHOW EVERYONE :lol

-willie

I am Amingo Feb 8th, 2004 11:54 PM

no cada uno puede ser tan atractivo como Amingo.

kellychaos Feb 9th, 2004 04:14 PM

My house, my rules! >:

ziggytrix Feb 9th, 2004 04:30 PM

summary of this thread so far:

Sadie has yet to tell her parents that she isn't 16 anymore.
Studio8 is an unfunny prick.
Feelevil has a new screenname.

I rate it 3/5.

kellychaos Feb 9th, 2004 04:32 PM

You're being generous.

ziggytrix Feb 9th, 2004 04:33 PM

It is the epitome of Blabber.

ArrowX Feb 9th, 2004 05:34 PM

When my sister started smoking pot, my dad found some in her room and all he did was give her a lecture about not dragging them into a court case of she kills someone whilst under the influence.

Then 3 months later he kicked her out of the house for calling him an asshole (NOW I GET HER ROOM):lol

ziggytrix Feb 9th, 2004 05:36 PM

surely she did more to deserve getting kicked out than calling him a name. if not, i agree with your sis - your dad is an ass. :(

gratz on the new room tho :)

Helm Feb 9th, 2004 06:26 PM

This thread just dropped a point.

ArrowX Feb 9th, 2004 06:32 PM

fo sombody Positively aknowlaging me?

Helm Feb 9th, 2004 07:09 PM

oop there goes another point. Let's see if we can take this into negatives.

Matt Harty Feb 9th, 2004 07:54 PM

Lemme find Studio8...

Pee Wee Herman Feb 9th, 2004 07:56 PM

I'LL TAKE CARE OF THAT. NO NEED TO BOTHER STUDIO8.

ziggytrix Feb 9th, 2004 07:59 PM

I actually got a laugh outta that. :eek

Pee Wee Herman Feb 9th, 2004 08:01 PM

WHAT THE FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111

Mister Sarcastic Feb 9th, 2004 08:09 PM

:rolleyes

Esuohlim Feb 9th, 2004 08:15 PM

Oh Mister Sarcastic, you little rapscallion. ;)

executioneer Feb 9th, 2004 08:27 PM

mc rap scallion the hip hop onion :lol

-willie

glowbelly Feb 10th, 2004 07:56 AM

he gets me all teary eyed :lol

Cosmo Electrolux Feb 10th, 2004 08:56 AM

:|

sadie Feb 10th, 2004 10:42 AM

the sun is shining here after days of wet gloom. i'm choosing to see it as a sign. so, nyuh, you cynics.

my best friend/lover/musical partner of the past year recently told me that he thinks it's pathetic that people to communicate with other people on the internet. like it's a last-ditch attempt to find friends. don't you love it when people who've never experienced something sweepingly condemn it? sigh.

my mom told me last night that she had a dream i was standing in this room with a chest of drawers, and i was banging my head on the top drawer over and over. blood was spurting. but she could see my abdomen--"where your spirit man is," she said--was swollen and inflamed. and this demon was over to the side, rolling and crying in laughter. she said it was about my trying to fix my problems, killing myself trying to make everything okay, and i didn't even realize where the pain was really coming from: my spirit.

i've been trying to tame my mind. i end up spiraling downward into depressingly murky waters every time i allow myself to just-think. so i've started trying to cut off those negative thought patterns. it's damn hard, especially right before and after sleeping. i've been reading myself to sleep every night to solve the pre-obsessing. but the post- is the worst. the other morning i imagined i had this big rubber stamp with the word STOP on it. every time a thought would come into my head, i'd stamp all over it. i know it's stupid. but it kinda worked. and it made me laugh. so.

Snatchtastic Feb 10th, 2004 10:59 AM

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Did your mom hit the bong before she went to sleep? I sometimes have dreams like that when I'm really baked.

sadie Feb 10th, 2004 11:02 AM

ha. right.
ah, but there is that hookah they brought back from turkey in their living room. . .

Snatchtastic Feb 10th, 2004 11:03 AM

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Can I start coming to Bible Study??? :eek

sadie Feb 10th, 2004 11:09 AM

you just wanna show off your new nipple ring. :O

ArrowX Feb 10th, 2004 05:28 PM

Westeren Religion is for suckers!

Come Now and Join the First Reformed Voodoo Church

sadie Feb 11th, 2004 03:13 AM

mind youre own buiseness westerener. >:

FartinMowler Feb 11th, 2004 09:54 AM

Quote:

my best friend/lover/musical partner of the past year recently told me that he thinks it's pathetic that people to communicate with other people on the internet. like it's a last-ditch attempt to find friends. don't you love it when people who've never experienced something sweepingly condemn it? sigh.
I get a similar reaction :/ If it isn't one thing it's the other right?

Dole Feb 11th, 2004 10:06 AM

You can't really blame someone for thinking like that.

sadie Feb 11th, 2004 02:03 PM

and here i've been wondering why in the world you're an absolute cunt. :P

ziggytrix Feb 11th, 2004 03:00 PM

he's a dodgy blighter, that dole.... ;)

sadie Feb 12th, 2004 08:55 AM

good to see you back regularly, ziggy.

so i'm awakened at 6:29 this morning by the banging of dishes into the dishwasher. my dad. how wonderful that he does the dishes thingy. how joyous that he's a crack-of-dawn kind of guy. so i'm lying there, trying to drift back down to some semblance of sleep. impossible. i'm trying to stamp out the myriad of thoughts flooding my mind. nope. so finally, i get up. eat some oatmeal, drink some cinnamon-stick tea with honey.

consolation: they're leaving tomorrow morning for a ten-day trip to tulsa. ahh.


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