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Guitar Woman Nov 9th, 2005 11:17 PM

But I digress.

YAY 500 POSTS WE'RE HALFWAY TO A THOUSAND GUYS

I KNOW WE CAN DO IT WE JUST HAVE TO WORK TOGETHER :imock

Chojin Nov 9th, 2005 11:39 PM

i do not play by rules put in place by pub

Guitar Woman Nov 10th, 2005 02:23 AM

But it's an awesome rule, and makes the thread that much better! :(

Guitar Woman Nov 10th, 2005 02:23 AM

Buddha informed me several hours ago that my postcount almost says 1337! :eek

Pub Lover Nov 10th, 2005 05:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
But it's an awesome rule, and makes the thread that much better! :(

Incorrect.

The Retro Kat Nov 10th, 2005 05:26 AM

This isn't Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Esuohlim Nov 10th, 2005 07:33 AM

she told me not to come in her mouth but i did anyway lol

Esuohlim Nov 10th, 2005 07:35 AM

Hey so I bought L├Ąther and I'm broke because I spent over 150 dollars in FZ albums in the last two weeks >:

Pub Lover Nov 10th, 2005 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
she told me not to come in her mouth but i did anyway lol

Then what did she say?

The Retro Kat Nov 10th, 2005 12:08 PM

*gargle*

Big McLargehuge Nov 10th, 2005 12:49 PM

retro, this isn't supposed to be funny or rude or anything like that. But do you give blow jobs and if so what's that like?

Esuohlim Nov 10th, 2005 01:51 PM

She wasn't mad but it was unexpected since all of the sudden I realized what was happening and then I was like "MRPHMARARAMRPHRHMR :(" and then hasty apologies commenced.

A sexy time for all. :(

Marc Summers Nov 10th, 2005 03:08 PM

I AM SORRY FOR YOUR MISFORTUNE :(

The Retro Kat Nov 10th, 2005 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge
retro, this isn't supposed to be funny or rude or anything like that. But do you give blow jobs and if so what's that like?

Yeah, I do. It's probably a lot like a chick giving a blowjob, except with more facial hair.

Guitar Woman Nov 10th, 2005 06:14 PM

HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT

Esuohlim Nov 10th, 2005 10:31 PM

Milhouse got a blowjob from a beautiful girl with large breasts and soft skin and long pretty brown hair and her hair smells like lollipops? :( :( :(

Esuohlim Nov 10th, 2005 10:32 PM

OR I BEAT PAPER MARIO 1000YEAR DOOR FOR THE SECOND TIME W00t :picklehat :picklehat :picklehat

Pub Lover Nov 10th, 2005 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
HAY GUYS GUESS WHAT

You think blowjobs are gross & you'll never give one?

Hey Retro Kat. :love

ScruU2wice Nov 10th, 2005 11:14 PM

I'm always kinda torn between watching futurama or the daily show.

Esuohlim Nov 11th, 2005 09:01 AM

THE DAIRY SHOW WITH JON SHERBERT IS FUNNIER AND IT'S NOT IN RERUNS AND YOU LEARN WHILE WATCHING

MetalMilitia Nov 11th, 2005 10:11 AM

Im super bored at the moment. I might go home, instead of sitting around at uni pretending to do work.

Does anyone want to play a humerous word game or perhaps pictionary. On the internet mind you.

MetalMilitia Nov 11th, 2005 10:17 AM

Wait I had a even better idea. Im goign to change my avatar picture.

To this



"has anyone seen metalmitia i dont know where he is"

haha, i wish it was still socially acceptable to wear fake glasses and noses in public. Or perhaps celotape them to cats. no one would know which cat was which, it would be pandamonium!

Ok now im really going home.

sadie Nov 11th, 2005 10:17 AM

i have plenty to do, but i don't wanna do any of it. i've been working too much since august. i guess it's my payback from that long while i did basically nothing but sing nights.

the school's on LOCKDOWN right now, and it happened to happen during my planning period. i don't know why we're on LOCKDOWN. maybe it's drugs or weapons. i haven't seen any sign of anything. i just have to sit in my room with the door locked until they announce otherwise.

Emu Nov 11th, 2005 12:22 PM

Could be a random drug check. They had those at my school. :(

The Retro Kat Nov 11th, 2005 04:21 PM

Good ol' random drug and weapon checks, those were the days.


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