What Max isn't telling you guys, it's a true story. He has a couple cameras hidden in the Cruise household.

Maxwell Rainbow Burbank, you should be ashamed.

I've been razzing Max years before these screwy comment sections existed. If you don't know who you are talking to it is best to just say nothing.

WOW YOU SURE SHOWED ME BUDDY

Thanks for wording what I wanted to say when I couldn't, dude. xD

Hehe well written. Pretty funny and a great read.

God!!! what kind of trainwreck of a person you think she'll be when she grows up? She'll be rich, but a trainwreck nonetheless

Tommy's little "TELL THE MEDIA I'M NOT CRAZY, HONEY!" makes me laugh every time.