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10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 18th, 2013 04:30 PM

Biofreeze on your balls hurts a lot.

Biofreeze: not for balls.

Pub Lover Feb 18th, 2013 05:47 PM

What were you doing? :eek

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 18th, 2013 05:54 PM

Just putting biofreeze on my balls. I wanted to find out what it felt like. Perfectly okay to use on dicks though.

Dixie Feb 18th, 2013 07:09 PM


Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2013 05:08 AM


Originally Posted by Sam (Post 766439)


Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 766440)
Dude I got down in the Army, but I've been with the same chick for about three years now! But we're freaky..so it works out.

Aaarg Feb 19th, 2013 08:28 AM

pretty freaky

Pub Lover Feb 19th, 2013 11:15 AM


Originally Posted by Aaarg (Post 766442)
pretty freaky

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2013 09:34 PM

language nsfw warning if you dont just assume that by now

LordSappington Feb 20th, 2013 05:49 AM


Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 766419)
Boss of a hookah lounge threw your phone to prevent you from calling 911? Because a girl was passed the fuck out there? Did you try waking her up on your own?

I got her to lay flat on her back instead of her neck getting propped to the side, and asked her friends what was going on. She woke up and tried to just march away (I think she was just still dazed), and passed out a couple times before I got her to a chair. Her and her friends bounced; it was probably drugs.


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 766425)
Who passes out at a hookah lounge?

Skanks on barbs, apparently.

Tadao Feb 20th, 2013 12:59 PM

Dude I would have fired you too. A lawsuit tries to leave my shop and you instead try to keep it there and call 911?

HickMan Feb 20th, 2013 01:42 PM

What lawsuit?

Tadao Feb 20th, 2013 02:00 PM

A stupid cunt dying in your "legit" business? That's a lawsuit. She is ready to walk out the door and you keep her there? That's a lawsuit.

It's a Hookah bar, how many federal laws do you think they are in violation of. I'm guessing more than 5.

This isn't Iraq buddy. We get sued, and lose, for anything. Let the bitch leave the premise and then she's not your problem. Even Sappy didn't think much of her, she must have been trash.

HickMan Feb 20th, 2013 02:28 PM

True. At the bar I work at, my number one priority when a girl passes out is to get that ho' outta there. And yeah I bet those shady hookah bars do have a lot to hide.

Tadao Feb 20th, 2013 05:59 PM

Fucking brown people. :(

Kitsa Feb 20th, 2013 06:01 PM

I was in CVS today and some tweaker ran in and started screaming at the cashier. Thought it was a robbery but apparently he just felt like jumping around and screaming.

Tadao Feb 20th, 2013 06:12 PM

The CVS here pisses me the fuck off. I go to Riteaid instead.

Pub Lover Feb 21st, 2013 12:23 PM

Tadao Feb 21st, 2013 01:06 PM

My parents will be married 49 years tomorrow. :eek

Kitsa Feb 21st, 2013 05:09 PM

Those cup things are so stupid, also they do not work. :themoreyouknow

Dixie Feb 21st, 2013 06:27 PM

They work for some people. I've never had a problem with them.

Tadao Feb 21st, 2013 07:12 PM

So in picking the clovers out of my yard today I found a 4 leaf and a 5 leaf. I think I'm gonna give the 5 leaf to my parents.

Aaarg Feb 22nd, 2013 10:20 AM

rabbit lifestyle

Shrubfest Feb 22nd, 2013 01:18 PM

Mooncups are awesome.

Also really good to squick out men friends with when you drag an eggcup filled with blood out your lady-place and threaten to empty it into their bathwater.

So I've heard...

captain516 Feb 22nd, 2013 07:12 PM

The forumz iz all but dead :(

Tadao Feb 22nd, 2013 07:21 PM

I canz haz spelzchek

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