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Babs Apr 14th, 2012 11:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix Gamma (Post 757526)
I've been off the meds for awhile and feels great

Ditto, ever since I've been off lithium and seroquel, life hasn't been so uncomfortable. Surprising what a little productivity in your life can do for you.

Esuohlim Apr 14th, 2012 11:53 PM

Cynicism and nihilism are the only true personal philosophies so go buy some ice cream and watch My Little Pony because nothing else matters you faggots :brohoof

Big McLargehuge Apr 14th, 2012 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 757530)
BS

Good call.

Colonel Flagg Apr 15th, 2012 08:36 PM

Thanks guys - this thread is the second best belly laugh I've had in the past week. :D

Babs Apr 16th, 2012 02:03 PM

:xmas3

LordSappington Apr 16th, 2012 03:41 PM

My whole 'near suicide attempt' was that I was contemplating suicide, but I didn't have a sharp enough knife, or the balls to more or less saw my arm open with a dull knife. Then I found my box cutter from work that I thought I lost in my pocket, and took it as a sign that I should down all of my diazepam, about 80mg, and cut myself open. Fortunately, my parents called me out on my depression, and I decided to try therapy instead.
So yeah, sorry for being a drama queen my time here; I earned the snarky responses.
On a related note, do any of you guys have any ideas for a fun project to do when you're stuck at home? I've been trying to make a bracelet out of barbed wire, but I'm having trouble getting it into an even, round shape, and it's frustrating me...

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2012 03:48 PM

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Originally Posted by LordSappington (Post 757579)
Fortunately, my parents called me out on my depression, and I decided to try therapy instead.

:lol

I imagined you trying to sneak past them in the living room carrying knives and bottles of pills. Dad in a lounge chair looks over his newspaper, a smug and wry grin on his face, "Now, son..."

kahljorn Apr 16th, 2012 07:59 PM

the knives are all clanking loudly and the pills rattling in their containers, when suddenly he loses his balance and all of the pills fly up in the air like confetti

Esuohlim Apr 16th, 2012 08:22 PM

The pills now scattered on floor, he starts tripping over them while waving his arms comically and his head ends up through the grandfather clock

kahljorn Apr 16th, 2012 08:38 PM

A bird shoots out of the clock pronouncing, "cuckoo cuckooo." He is taken by ambulance to a hospital, where he is put on suicide watch for self-inflicted head trauma.

LordSappington Apr 19th, 2012 02:10 AM

You forgot the spaghetti

Esuohlim Apr 19th, 2012 02:13 AM

"ZOINKS!" he exclaims

LordSappington Apr 19th, 2012 04:13 PM

Do I at least get a talking canine sidekick? Or will I just see visions of Jesus everywhere?

Babs Apr 19th, 2012 04:18 PM

The talking canine sidekick will be your vision of Jesus.

Big McLargehuge Apr 19th, 2012 05:20 PM

You know, I tried to contribute here with a picture of a dog dressed like Jesus but I literally couldn't find one. Has the internet finally failed me or did I fail myself?

Chojin Apr 19th, 2012 05:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim (Post 757582)
I imagined you trying to sneak past them in the living room carrying knives and bottles of pills. Dad in a lounge chair looks over his newspaper, a smug and wry grin on his face, "Now, son..."

:lol

Tadao Apr 19th, 2012 06:00 PM


kahljorn Apr 19th, 2012 06:48 PM

lockthread/move/getitoutofhere

LordSappington Apr 20th, 2012 12:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Babs (Post 757823)
The talking canine sidekick will be your vision of Jesus.



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