A Message From One Of Gary Busey's Teeth
 

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What's funny is that, in reality, Gary Busey's tooth is probably even more screwed-up than that!

"In reality"? I'm not sure I understand.

At least the tooth doesnt have to look at Gary's face too often, only when hes giving that stupid grin in the mirror.

The Lord Burbank has written us; how I revel in his glory.

There is but a singular term for your glorious literary masterpieces such as this: Splendiferous.

It's amazing to me that anything in Mr. Busey's head demonstrates that level of intellect.

Well Colonel, you must remember that the teeth don't absorb alcohol like the brain does.

Heh, an ad at the top of the page says get Gary's voice for your TomTom GPS. I really do hope that it goes on so many rants and tangents before it tells you to turn left that you NEVER arrive at your destination.
"Go straight through the light, or I will SPLATTER YOUR CORTEX."

That was bizarre. I dig it.

Good to hear from the tooth that played Mr. Joshua's upper right lateral incisor. Glad to see it is doing well for itself.

I don't know. I was "candy-drunk" last night when I typed that.

I think I meant that, if Busey's tooth was sentient in real life, it would be even more screwed-up than depicted in this story.

The white zone is for loading and unloading only. If you can load, or unload, go to the white zone. You'll love it. It's a way of life.

"Car Alarm Noises, Car Alarm Noises!" - Brilliant.

oh that gary busey, he's genius and moron all at once,but you see him everywhere, on the streets, behind the bushes, in big movies, and bible-time productions. odd.

Pentegarn what is up with the freaky blue Elvis? That guy freaks me out every time I see it. I can’t even remember what this article was about anymore =(

its flabber from beetle borgs

I thought it was a stylized homage to Bea Arthur.

im concerned.....