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THE "JIG-A-LOO" CONTEST! WIN VIDEO GAME PRIZES!

This is definitely one of the most random contests we've had here on I-Mockery...

THE "JIG-A-LOO" CONTEST! WIN VIDEO GAME PRIZES!

The creators of Jig-A-Loo spray (the "all-around solution in a can") are sponsoring a new contest here on I-Mockery in which you can win a Jig-A-Loo Prize Pack (a can of the spray, a t-shirt and a hat) PLUS a $75 gift card to Gamestop.com! Random? Yes. Awesome? You betcha.

So, for I-Mockery's latest contest, we want you to design a fake print ad for Jig-A-Loo spray that explains one of the many amazing things it can do and how it makes the world run smoother. To help explain this better, you gotta check out their amusing commercial:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gm_4OHCtAOY

So now that you know the kind of humorous mentality they have for their spray, it's time for you to go to town with it and make a kick-ass print ad. You can draw the ad using your own artistic skills or you can Photoshop it using a collage of images to suit your needs.

Either way, this contest will be judged on creativity and humor.

To help you out with your print ads, we have some graphics you can use:

-A large version of the Jig-A-Loo Can
-The Jig-A-Loo Logo

You can also retrieve additional graphics at their web site, jigaloo.com

And to further assist you, I've created a sample ad so you can get a better idea about what we'll be looking for in your contest entries:

If you have any questions still, feel free to ask.

PRIZES:

1st Place: Jig-A-Loo Prize Pack with $75 gift card to Gamestop.com!
2nd Place: Jig-A-Loo Prize Pack with $25 gift card to Gamestop.com!
3rd Place: Jig-A-Loo Prize Pack!

RULES:

-To participate, you must register an account on these forums (if you don't already have one) and post your entries in this thread.

-Once the contest is over, myself and the other staff members will vote on the entries!

-Entries will be judged on creativity and humor.

-No racist/sexist/adult entries will be accepted, so please keep your entries safe for work.

-Whether you win or not, your entries will be put on display for everybody to enjoy.

-Enter as many times as you like!

Ok that's it. If you have any questions, feel free to ask. Good luck to all of you and be sure to check out Jigaloo.com!

This contest ends 7/18/07.

so is that like WD-40 or something?

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Originally Posted by Dr. Volshurawitz (Post 494129)

so is that like WD-40 or something?

Yeah I think it's supposed to be like that and more. It's probably like that stay-crunchy cereal lubricant Clark works on in Christmas Vacation, but it also can make your sled the fastest in the land. :o Check out the commercial.

Whew, that's some product. Shouldn't be hard to make hilarious.

And since I have no life... here's my second one as well:

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1211/...cd6ca7.jpg?v=0

Fixed your image links for ya, bunksteve. They should be working now.

I suck at Photoshop and MS Paint, but got a mental pic in my head for a "lubricant." EDIT: Obviously I can't spell "squeek", oops!

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/2871/jigaloomc3.jpg

(EDIT: linked to image instead since it's potentially NSFW for some people)

I'm pretty sure that's not how you make babies :\ repelling?

Yeah... here I am with another one. I really should stop at some point.

Drivin' home this evening
I coulda sworn we had it all worked out
You had this boy believin'
Way beyond the shadow of a doubt

Then i heard it on the street
I heard you mighta found somebody new
Well who is he baby - who is he
And tell me what he means to you

I took it all for granted
But how was i to know
That you'd be letting go

Now it cuts like a knife
But it feels so right
It cuts like a knife
But it feels so right

There's times i've 'bin mistaken
There's times i thought i'd 'bin misunderstood
So wait a minute darlin'
Can't you see we did the best we could

This wouldn't be the first time
Things have gone astray
Now you've thrown it all away

Now it cuts like a knife
But it feels so right
It cuts like a knife
But it feels so right

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Originally Posted by bunksteve (Post 494298)

Yeah... here I am with another one. I really should stop at some point.

No, you shouldn't. That last one was your best one so far, which would suggest that you're improving. I love that you chose Brian Adams of all people haha

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Originally Posted by Mockery (Post 494304)

No, you shouldn't. That last one was your best one so far, which would suggest that you're improving. I love that you chose Brian Adams of all people haha

Well... maybe I should at least let some other people submit before I go all submitty-crazy-like.

And believe me, I have about eleventy-seven billion ideas for this thing.

Submit as many as ya like, people have a full month to send in their entries. And yeah, it's a pretty easy contest to come up with ideas for since it's so open-ended. Shouldn't be hard for anyone as long as they have access to Photoshop or MS Paint or somethin...

Well in that case... here's the "obvious" entry from me. :)

This is the first contest with a prize I wanna win!

Here goes!

All right... went a wee bit nuts this morning and created something I'd like to call "The Disclaimer Series". Hope you like it (And don't mind all of the words):

OK THIS ONE DOSENT REALLY FOLLOW FORMAT AND PLUS I KIND OF GOT TIRED OF WORKING ON IT NEAR THE END BUT W/E I'M SUBMITTIN IT

Woohooo! I like i-mockery, humour AND video games - so I'm entered in this competition three different ways.

To prove it, here are three entries:

and I could not have prevented myself from making this one for love nor money:

PS Congrats to i-mockery for getting "sponsorship" and "money". I suspect it's nice.

Although other jugs might keep other things up...