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Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:50 PM

POOP BOX IS CLEAN!

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:52 PM

GOOD JOB

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:55 PM

I wish my in-laws weren't visiting this weekend.
:(

Grislygus Nov 19th, 2008 11:57 PM

Bring them with you when you get the tattoo! Scare them!

Dixie Nov 19th, 2008 11:59 PM

They think I'm sweet and a good christian girl, kind of.
Telling Jim's mom about living with crust punks was probably the most fun I've had with them. Other than shopping at the Dollar Tree for VBS stuff.

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 12:01 AM

So, how have they not noticed that you're a hardcore metalhead?

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:02 AM

Well they know I love metal, and they know their son plays metal.
They just don't know what we like.
She used to buy him Christian metal stuff, and some of it is pretty good.
They know very very very little and we want to keep it that way.
They don't even know we smoke cigarettes.

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 12:04 AM

Well, that sucks.

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:05 AM

Yeah.
At least we only see them like twice a year.
But when they're here it's very stressful.
I'm de-odorizing the smoke smell in our house as we speak.

We used to take all our metal posters and fantasy art down, I refuse to do all that now.

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 12:07 AM

Good. Whatcha got, Frazetta?

Asila Nov 20th, 2008 12:07 AM

That just sounds like a hell of a rude awakening.

Asila Nov 20th, 2008 12:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 595583)
Yeah.
At least we only see them like twice a year.
But when they're here it's very stressful.
I'm de-odorizing the smoke smell in our house as we speak.

We used to take all our metal posters and fantasy art down, I refuse to do all that now.

I have this oil lamp--that I cannot think of the name for now--that I don't need anymore ;_; that gets the smoke smell out of the house in one burning IF YOU WANT IT

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:09 AM

Green Death hangs over our fireplace.
Then one of his movie posters.
Then a whole bunch of heavy metal stuff.

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 12:11 AM

I've always meant to get a print of Sea Monster

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:12 AM

Frazetta's just the best. Vallejo tries so hard to bite his style.

Misdemonar Nov 20th, 2008 12:12 AM

HEY CIG YOU WANT ME TO METAL IT UP WHILE YOUR INLAWS ARE INTOWN.

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:13 AM

Yes. Yes I do.
And I want pictures.

Grislygus Nov 20th, 2008 12:13 AM

I fucking spit on Vallejo, man, that shit's ghey

Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 12:14 AM

speaking of killing yourself I had a camel wide today and it was fucking delicious

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Misdemonar (Post 595591)
HEY CIG YOU WANT ME TO METAL IT UP WHILE YOUR INLAWS ARE INTOWN.

And pass out on my front lawn.
Peeing is optional.

Asila Nov 20th, 2008 12:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 595594)
speaking of killing yourself I had a camel wide today and it was fucking delicious

that was the last thing I smoked :(

Guitar Woman Nov 20th, 2008 12:17 AM

I'm going to a real tobacconist tomorrow to buy a pack of unfiltered lucky strikes, because I am god damned hardcore

Dixie Nov 20th, 2008 12:18 AM

I'll stick with my cowboy killers.
Like a good southern girl.

Asila Nov 20th, 2008 12:19 AM

YOU FUCKING SMOKERS DON'T DO THIS TO ME

MattJack Nov 20th, 2008 12:21 AM

Camel man myself


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