"when's the last time you had fun at work?"
 

hypothetical by my store manager.

immediately my memory flashed back to about a month ago when me and the assistant manager (who has since been fired over bullshit) threw a few hundred spoiled eggs at the rocky cliff behind the store.

When I worked at Dell as LCD monitor repair man and used spare parts from a monitor to make a wind-up plane. My supervisor ended up catching me and didn't even get mad but was actually impressed. Got the bitch to fly up to 40 feet.

Well, if the question was being asked by my supervisor, I would've given some BS answer about always enjoying my work.


Apart from that, before they banned Youtube, I would use it to watch old episodes of MST3K. That was a lot of fun.

most fun I had at work was drawing random stuff on paper when I had nothing to do. im lame ^.^;

Haha yeah, you got to watch episodes in your lil' corner there, but my back was exposed to the world so everybody could see what I was doing. :O

That said, I did film and edit that crazy Nerf war video which I was really happy with, but I think it's now lost forever on a PC there... if the drive wasn't already formatted that is.

Yeah, youtube getting banned at work has definitely sucked. I made it all the way through the real ghostbusters first season before they caught on.

Well my job is starring in fffm blowjob porn movies so I always have fun at work

:fistpump

I have fun at work every single day. If I didn't I'd be weeping uncontrollably pretty much constantly. :(

The closest I can get to fun is following an attractive woman up the stairs once and a while.

Perv. :highfive

I guess the last highlight I had at work is when Dimnos posted that ad for the knifespoon.

Probably the most fun I had at work was when I was working in this frozen yogurt place a few years ago. I was always working with this girl Alicia who would always make me download DOS games or cornrow my hair. One time I brought in a guitar and amp and we spent all day making a cover of Push It.

when i worked at subway i worked with a bunch of girls sometimes and one of them was on their period or some hit and somebody had messed up some cookies and I went to a neaby store and bought icecream and we all had icecream and cookies :X

also i was high :(

Kahljorn you should be ashamed. In some cultures it is punishable by death to speak to women who are menstruating.

My pay at the piano store was lousy and I think below legal minimum wage but, damn, there is nothing to beat a piano store if you want to sit all day and not have to deal with customers. I could go a whole shift on a non-lesson weekday (and sometimes whole days on Sunday, if I had to be there for a sale) and not see a single other person. Once the minimal store maintenance was taken care of (ordering sheet music, processing credit card receipts, making sure the lesson schedule was up to date, etc), I could pretty much get paid to do whatever the hell I wanted for 4-8 hours.
That included doing my music theory homework on my choice of about 35 pianos, including antique Steinway baby grands.

That was the last time I actually had fun at work. Many things in my subsequent hospital career were interesting, but I don't think I'd ever call them fun.

yea well those cultures are stupid >:

What do you get for beating it up sexually while a woman is making bleedytimes?

you get messy
 

:love

I work in a dv shelter, so it's never really "fun" but I get to dick around on I mockery and other stuff....if I liked kids, I guess it would be much more fun, but I hate them, typically....I work nights so I get high when everyone's asleep

Don't lie, you get high and touch those kids you rotten bastard.

i had fun at work today, i waited until everyone had gone home then zoomed all around on an office chair

technically wasn't getting paid to do it, though, so it might not count :(

Willie zooming around after work hours in his office chair..... priceless.

I hope there are security cameras.

Did you remember to use the fire extinguisher for accelerant?

i wasn't zoomin' in a security camera's field of view, PROBABLY. the loading dock's got cams and i did go over by the doors but there's only a small window so it is unlikely to have had footage