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Guys, I turned into liquidstatik over the weekend :( |
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I'm now involved with a highschool girl :(
T tried not to goddammit >: |
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NO PICTURES, EVER
And I'm twenty, fortunately, and she's days over eighteen I'm set, but I still feel dirty |
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And have seen that show :( |
I was just having the age debate a few days ago with someone. This girl is 17 and this guy has been looking to date her who is 35. Not my cup of tea but she is into him too much.
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Sometimes I get the chance to date younger women, but I always have to make sure that that aren't having a father complex. I don't make a great father to my lovers as I give them all the freedom in the world and all they really want from me is stability and guidance.
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my idea for a porno: THE MIDAS CUNT.
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You suck at porno movie titles.
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what the fuck
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I remember explaining that comic to my sister months ago.
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Oh god I just realized that thing is a scorpion ;_;
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Dude :( |
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You are horrible, all of you
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i'd rather stay here with all the madmen
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gonna hide in this thread
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DEAR I-MOCKERY I HAVE A CRUSH ON A NEW GIRL NOW :fag
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:pagebrak
Does she have blonde hair and blue eyes? |
Hell no :x
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HOLY SHIT SALVATION, PAL! ASK HER OUT PRONTO
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LET'S SEE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE!
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I'm pretty sure he's like me and not dim enough to post pictures :(
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Yeah but he can post a lookalike
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Do you like my new pic?
Hey gus! can you make the flag say RAPE without the white lettering becoming invisible. Paint makes my background become white and my gif editoe turned my white invisible :( |
I'm pretty sure mine would do the same thing, but lemme see
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I don't want to "buy" photoshop. I get addicted to it and start photoshopping everything.
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I'd be able to do it if my laptop hadn't fried, I'm stuck on the publishing lab computer :( I can only use whatever crap programs somehow bypass the install-block thing
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Hehe, I hate that. Stupid admins won't even let you install java updates. NAZI'S
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Fucking BORED, Gaw
And Ant10708 goes and rolls over like a little bitch >: Oh my dear sweet heavenly father the guys with the speakers in his computer is playing David Hasselhoff right now |
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That's awesome! I learned Journey on guitar to piss off my roommate, only to have him start singing along with me :(
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I have now looked at the cd case. It is a baywatch soundtrack.
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hahahahahaha :(
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Yeah but the background isn't see though any more :(
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Getting Photoshop cs3 trial isn't as easy as it used to be
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I forgot about gimp lol ty
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I'm not good at erasing backgrounds yet, sorry.
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Jerk |
Tirn that into an emoticon so that my photobucket doesn't die. :(
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My vote for best banner ad ever:
ooh! ooh! I know the answer! |
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She's got a flat enough chest for the job, I'll give her that
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what |
"Skip school to see our shitty film
Fag." |
i just think her double-a/b cups are obscured tbh
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Double a means there's little to obscure, Double b does not exist, and you are still far from the sharpest tool in the shed
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I said double a slash b, not double b
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Oh wait, I see, you meant that she's BETWEEN 1 and 2".
Which would also mean that she has a flat enough chest for the job. |
Ah! Then I guess he is a tool in the shed.
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She's fucking ugly, though, guys
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I think she is hawt :(
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my first impression of that mug was close spoiler window immediately.
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You'd look better in that outfit Kahl, unless you took boob pills.
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You're a baaaaaaad girl. |
most people would look better in that than her regardless of their boob size.
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i'm in my web design class right now and we're playing rockband and my teacher is singing and it's lol :lol
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lol, i love how the tagline for that movie is "how will it all end?" but yet saw 6 was announced at the same time as this one
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I just slammed my finger in a folding bookcase and it hurt like thunderous fuck :(
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So American Spirit is a pretty good brand to smoke if you ever want to be bored out of your addiction
Mabye I'm just disappointed because I spent 5 minutes trying to light the goddamned thing but that was the most generic cigarette I've ever tasted :< |
They're packed tighter so you gotta roll em a little to loosen everything up, which will make lighting them easier. I can't help with the taste though.
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If you smoke enough, flavor wont matter.
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I pretty much smoke only because I like the taste
Mabye I should have bought a pack of Periques |
I don't smoke :(
Or drink :( Or have fun :( :( |
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So much you cant hide Put on a little makeup makeup Make sure they get your good side good side If the words unspoken Get stuck in your throat Send a treasure token token Write it on a pound note pound note Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do? Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do? Subtle innuends follow There must be something inside hes hiding We dont follow fashion That would be a joke You know were going to set them set them So everyone can take note take note When they saw you kneeling Crying words that you mean Opening their eyeballs eyeballs Pretending that youre al green al green No ones gonna tell me Whats wrong or whats right Or tell me who to eat with sleep with Or that Ive won the big fight big fight Look out or theyll tell you Youre a superstar Two weeks and youre an all time legend I think the games have gone much too far If the words unspoken Get stuck in your throat Send a treasure token token Write it on a pound note pound note Dont drink dont smoke - what do you do? Dont drink... etc. |
Damn, now I gotta download Adam Ant
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NSFW: http://touchmywii.com/
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Hahahaha
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How long is this?
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i heart american spirits :0
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i got chronic hearts
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Oh guys, I meant to say that it snowed yesterday. :Canada
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god is trying to turn the weather against ME
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I take back what I said after smoking another one, these are actually pretty good.
Any brand's first cigarette tastes bad, I guess? |
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