WE HAVE TO KEEP THIS AT THE TOP :O I'LL START A MADLIB. :( BUT IT'LL ONLY BE US TWO PLAYING SO DUN MAKE IT SUCK >:
KAY? :D |
I WILL DO MY BEST CAPTAIN!
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Far Away Place
Girls Name Adjective |
A singapore brothel
Roberta Sickly |
OMG FOUR POSTS AWAY FROM THE BIG 500!
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Adjective
Boys Name Piece Of Clothing |
Monsterous
Jacques Left Ankle Sock |
Number
Past Tense Verb Exclamation |
500
discharged SHAZZAM! |
I am ruining your party :lol
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6 AT A TIME! :eek
Adjective Place Body Part Adjective Adjective Noun |
Nahcho Cheesier
Sam's 500th post party! Spleen homely robotic sauce |
THESE ARE THE LAST OF EM! :o
Piece Of Clothing Piece Of Clothing Exclamation Body Part Body Part Plural Noun Verb |
Lepard skin speedo
knee pads BEJEESUS! LEFT EAR RIGHT TESTICLE SOCKS masticate OMG 500TH POST! YAY! :party :party :party :party :rave :rave :rave :party :party :troutslap |
Messed-Up Fairytale
One day in a land far far away, further than A singapore brothel , there lived a girl named Roberta . Roberta was very sickly and Monsterous and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Jacques thought of getting into her Left Ankle Sock . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 500 hours straight, Jacques discharged over to Roberta 's house and said to her SHIZZAM! Roberta you are so Nahcho Cheesier ! I'd love to take you to Sam's 500th post party! and kiss you on the spleen and then you would be mine Forever. Well Roberta thought that this was homely , He was pretty robotic and had a nice sauce , So she agreed. Little did he know Roberta had a secret. So off they went to Sam's 500th post party! and he did kiss her on the spleen and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their Lepard skin speedo and their knee pads . BEJEESUS! ! Jacques shouted! Roberta had a LEFT EAR where her RIGHT TESTICLE should be. But it was to late she was his forever. The End The moral of the story is don't count your SOCKS before they masticate . THAT ONE SUCKED! >: |
The people who rate these things are idiots. >:
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lol =(
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I've drawn these so far:
KID MONSTER WIERD HAIR GUY |
I DREW THE ONE CALLED MEMBER!!!
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These young'uns puttin me in my place?;
Hell, you're losing face; Saying these things; Making these claims; You're a disgrace to your own race; Cant rap, cant flow; Since when do ******s know what a video game is, yo?; The rest you write aint worth readin ho'; Your intense verbal chastising is the same as an wannabe beatin no'; Ive never been a vet, best thing i ever did was spit witchu and the rest was just lurkin an followin yo'; Which is same thing as you ever done- "callin the kettle black" its mind-numbin, oh; Same shit you rip; Same ol' scuses same ol' insults you hit; Cant you just give graces to the old days an' pull up some acee; You say you Feelnuetral, Hell you more like feelmedicoree; I just have nothin to retort with this whatever-this-an-that; Whens you gunna put up a damn fightee >:; Crusader of the middle class; So proud of your mad playin when yous a ho; Hope yo tricks 40z accounts for all those crabs crawlin' up yo ass; Cause we all know the trash being white oh; Gives you presents that cant be disinfected and have lil' faces; Or is the diseases and the itchy and scratchy worth the rent you cant pay and those high high wages?; I missed you when you were gone; I was waitin an waitin all alone; For a challenge and a reaction and a war to start; Just waitin and listenin to Joey Ramone; Now you here and still all i can hear is; "The KKK took my baby away"; Cause the diffence be zilch and nadda, you black-oh-you brown; Your raps still low brow; fadin-an-fadin'; Your cover is blown; You are just an empty facin'; Nothin' behind the talk, simply with the danger of a little ol' lady; Callin others a dyke; Actin all like a lil' tyke; Nuttin but love for yo though; Still more interesting than anyone else in this bowl of dreary-O's; Come on' gimme somethin so i can counter counter attack; With this all i can do is sit back; An' wait for you to finish crying; I know it hurts on the inside, so sorry cracker; Cause thats what you are on the inside, it all shows, though the outside might be blacker; ;> //REFUTE heAHEHHAEHHAEHHAEhAHEhAHEha |
I just drew BIRD PRIEST!
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I stopped playing with it 'cause my mouse is being gay. :(
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Hello JIN!
I see you browsing the forums. :o |
I JUST HURT MY TOE. :(
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HEY GUYS, WHAT'S GOING ON IN THIS THREAD? :)
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Nobody's online but us two :rolleyes
And jin :( But he doesn't post so it doesn't counts. :( |
SAME AS IT EVER WAS. :rolleyes
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We suck. :( We could do a madlib... but it's gay with only 1 person. :(
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And you pick gay ones. >:
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KNOCK KNOCK
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who dat is?
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WATER
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water who?
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WHAT ARE YA DOIN? :lol
ITS 4:30AM :( IM GOING TO BED |
GOOD MORNING >:
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I just woke up! :D
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FAR AWAY PLACE
GIRLS NAME ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE BOYS NAME PIECE OF CLOTHING NUMBER PAST TENSE VERB EXCLAMATION ADJECTIVE PLACE BODY PART ADJECTIVE ADJECTIVE NOUN PIECE OF CLOTHING PIECE OF CLOTHING EXCLAMATION BODY PART BODY PART PLURAL NOUN VERB |
Your toes, fatty
Bitchface erect homeopathic Tommy Pastie 5 raps Sweet leaping Christ Horny The back clit odd queer brick hairpiece nose guard Holy GOd anus cunt stock car drivers impregnate |
FUCKED-UP FAIRY TALE
One day in a land far far away, further than my toes , there lived a girl named Bitchface . Bitchface was very erect and homeopathic and every man in the kingdom wanted her. Even Tommy thought of getting into her Pastie . One day, after drinking rather heavily for 5 hours straight, Tommy raps over to Bitchface 's house and said to her Sweet Leaping Christ Bitchface you are so horny ! I'd love to take you to the back and kiss you on the clit and then you would be mine Forever. Well Bitchface thought that this was odd , He was pretty queer and had a nice brick , So she agreed. Little did he know Bitchface had a secret. So off they went to the back and he did kiss her on the clit and she was his forever. well that kiss led one thing to another and soon they took of their hairpiece and their nose guard . Holy God ! Tommy shouted! Bitchface had a anus where her cunt should be. But it was to late she was his forever. The End The moral of the story is don't count your stock car drivers before they impregnate . |
WHy'd you use the same one? it only had one funny part >:
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Yeah. Whoever wrote that one is a gay. :(
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im going to try to get my scanner working...
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Quote:
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WELL I WASN'T HERE WHEN YOU DID IT, OBVIOUSLY >:
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:lol SORRY GUY
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HI :( I JUST WOKE UP :(
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I LIED :(
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LIAR
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Jesus loves the little children but does he love the little fags that touch each other in the but and thaNobody's online but us two
And jin But he doesn't post so it doesn't counts. t other gay stuff? plz tell me |
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:(
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I JUST GOT MVP ON SOCOM 8-)
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THATS IMPOSSIBLE YOU SUCK AT SOCOM
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YEAH. BUT I OWN WITH HANDGUNS. :<
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Me too but I don't have Socom :(
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Socom is for super fags. :(
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But it's super fun. :(
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They got allen wrenches, girbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
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tash compactors, juice extractors, shower rods, and water meters
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walkie talkies, copper wire, safety goggles, radial tires
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bb pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
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picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
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paint removers, window louvres, masking tape, and plastic gutters
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Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
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hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
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pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
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metal roofing, waterproofing, multi-purpose insulation
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air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
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tire gauges, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
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trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisors
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tennis rackets, angle brackets, duracells and energizers
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soffit panels, circuit breakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
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football, soccer, and mexians
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calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers.
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vaccuum cleaner, big fan, and stereo
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cow hoofs, cookies, and radioactive orange peels :eek
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TV Remote, playstation, and cheese dip
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cory feldman, giant cakes and chocolate shakes :lol
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keyboard, telephone, and leather chair
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pickel, penis, and plastic
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rongi, cloning device, and milhouse
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zombies, monsters, and marilyn :eek
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I ran out of french onion dip. :( Now I have to eat the chips without it. :(
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They're not good by themselves. BRB Im gonna go get some Nutty Buddy bars. :D
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Back! :D
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Happy MLT Day! :O
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I MEANT MTK!
MY BAD GUYS |
I DON'T FEEL GOOD :( HI :(
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What's wrong? :(
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BRONCHITUS :(
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That sucks. :(
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Yeah :(
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Are you on anti-biotics? :hypno
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I'm on a breathing machine thing that resembles a iron lung :(
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Damn dude that's hardcore! I hope you feel better soon :(
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You want some pussy?
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Is it prepackaged and soy free?
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I wish :( But it's from russia :(
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