NEW FEATURE: "I-MOCKERY'S ANNUAL "SELECT YOUR DESTINY" HALLOWEEN STORY!"
 

Here it is everybody, our big "Select Your Destiny" story for the 2007 Halloween season. For those of you who haven't read these in the past, it's fairly simple... you read a page and then try to decide which answer won't end up killing your character. If you choose wisely, you move forward in the story. If you choose poorly, you almost always die some kind of horrible death.


NEW FEATURE: "I-MOCKERY'S ANNUAL "SELECT YOUR DESTINY" HALLOWEEN STORY!" -by The Four Henchmen (er myself, Dr. Boogie, Max Burbank, and Protoclown)
http://www.i-mockery.com/minimocks/cyoa8

Enjoy!

Holy shit, where did you get the ugly dog pictures? Are those real, or some kind of puppet?

Oh, it's real all right. I saw it in the Guiness Book Of Records, and nearly crapped myself.

FUCK YEAH


i know i complained the other night about i-mockery, but halloween always fucking delivers. Thanks rgr

I thought the shark was going to eat me. I was SO SCARED. :chatter

Seriously, this story is probably the most fun one I've read in a while. Well, besides the one that had all the lunchboxes. And the costume one.

I am proud to have contributed an entire one page to this project!

When ever I read the annual I-mockery choose your own adventure I always like to try and guess who wrote what pages, were you responsible for the "Open up the arcade cabinet to see what is powering it" page?

I knew I got a vibe that were quite Max Burbanky on some.

Perhaps your memory is failing you old man... what you mant to say was that you "claimed" a page in the story, then never got around to actually writing it so one of us (*cough*) had to do it for you instead at the last minute. :o

Anyway, thanks a lot everybody. Glad you're all enjoying the story so far this year. Hope you're all able to make your way to the very end!

Uh, no, I actually did write a page. Hadas guessed it, it was the 'open the machine' page.

Was that the one with all the exclamation marks.

It was a good 'un alright. The best feature I'd read in a while.