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10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 02:45 AM

Some girls you just have to let them learn the way you like it. They'll recognize.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 02:46 AM

You never touch a black girls hair. NEVER!

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 02:47 AM

Not even caress it with your fingertips?

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 618927)
lol, it's a great topic right now. My wives mom hated me because I have Jap blood and she can't get over WW2.



"Just when I thought I was out, they keep pulling me back in!"

I posted a thread about this bitch way back when I was brand new. She and her family are all really religious, but her and her siblings are really great. Her parents are those old school Southern Baptists, though. Me, a devout member of the church of I Don't Know And I Don't Care, had a lot of fun stomaching them, and I'm sure the feeling was mutual.

Dixie Mar 12th, 2009 02:49 AM

No dude, you NEVER touch a sister's hair.
EVER.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 02:50 AM

Never. I don't think it was a wig. That would suck if I knocked it off. I heard that it gets pretty brittle and might break if you fuck with it because of all the straightening. I sure the hell didn't ask if it was a weave. I was trying to get laid.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 02:51 AM

I tried running through me ex's hair once after I haven't seen her in a while and she got all pissed and thought I was fucking up her weave. She's the same once with the unicorn tattoo on her forearm.

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 02:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 618936)
No dude, you NEVER touch a sister's hair.
EVER.

That's because those weaves can stop bullets.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 02:52 AM

If it's so tough why can't I play with it! :rolleyes

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 02:54 AM

It's fried, dyed, and to the side, man. They spent too much time under a hair dryer to let you ruin it.

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 02:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 618930)
Oh, that's no good. I like the new Austin(the wrestler, not the town) quote too. Makes me remember the good times.

That's hands down my favorite interview of any kind, ever.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 02:56 AM

I;ve been losing at flip cup to my sister for the last 4 games. Me and my friend are playing both against her. She throws back drinks and has perfect flipping skills. I told her it's probably from sucking dick. No my arm hurts really bad.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 02:57 AM

Lol, it was exactly like that. I wonder how she sleeps. In a little head bubble? This girl was crazy about her looks. She would eat in the car (at work) because she had braces and didn't want people to see the food stuck in her teeth.

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 02:59 AM

Flip cup, beer pong, and quarters require too much finesse for me. I'm mmore a fan of the card drinking games where all I have to do is know the rules.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 02:59 AM

How old was she?

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 02:59 AM

I'm pure finesse and luck.

Dixie Mar 12th, 2009 03:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pac-man (Post 618939)
That's because those weaves can stop bullets.

I was very impressed.
And now I feel the need to post this:
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...f?t=1236841215

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 618946)
How old was she?

I was 37 she was 43 :D

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tadao (Post 618944)
Lol, it was exactly like that. I wonder how she sleeps. In a little head bubble? This girl was crazy about her looks. She would eat in the car (at work) because she had braces and didn't want people to see the food stuck in her teeth.

I can't even establish a relationship with a girl like that. You have my respect.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 618948)
I was very impressed.
And now I feel the need to post this:
http://i464.photobucket.com/albums/r...f?t=1236841215


I don't know it if can stop lightning or causes it but it's ridiculous. Copy that to the GIF thread.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:09 AM

Dammit. She just bit the fuck out of my arm.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:11 AM

DON'T FUCK YOUR SISTER IN THE BUTT PLEASE.

10,000 Volt Ghost Mar 12th, 2009 03:13 AM

LOL. She doesn't do it in the butt. I was hanging out with her friend one time though and asked her if she ever tried ANAL. She was like "Yeah, remember you put it in my ass?"

I must've been drunk because I sorta remember it but not a whole lot.

Either way good times :)

pac-man Mar 12th, 2009 03:13 AM

Bite her back.

Tadao Mar 12th, 2009 03:14 AM

Lol

Let's see a picture of this sister of yours ;)


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