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I just had this text-message that reads:- "I need a man so badly, i could make you feel so good."
Right now i'm like WTF? I know that there was a older (about 40+) female in the place i used to work at (recycling) and i'm pretty sure that this is her.
But there's one thing wrong about her: she has kids!!! :x (I hate them)
I really don't wanna pork a mature lady who has children. But she isn't married , which i think is kinda tempting. (She's kinda hot too, really.)
But anyway, as i said i'm feeling like WTF? at the moment.
What would you guys do in my situation? I mean, i just had a year long relationship with a another older woman and she hurt me pretty bad by cheating on me with some bar-drunk. So should i just jump into another relationship with a older woman and get hurt or should i just wait for someone of my age (21) to get interested about me?
This is just fucked up...
Can't think straight right now, so sorry about any error and typos in the message.

Sex with a woman twice your age with kids of her own? Go for it!

I mean, how there possibly be a catch to a woman texting you out of nowhere to say she needs a man?

"Fuck her! Fuck her brains out!"

Man, i just made a date with her. I'm so fucking nervous right now. What the hell? I'm so fucking lucky right now... :) (I hope she wont be disappointed with me)

Yeah man you sure did luck out on this one! I can't even win the lottery let alone get this kind of opportunity

Be sure to keep us posted on the aftermath, er, afterglow.

" All heil the King Slime!!!"

You know, I've never actually looked up the translation for "Sieg Heil". The German wiktionary wasn't helping with the word "Heil" (I knew "Sieg" to mean "victory"), but I always assumed that it had something to do with the verb "heilen", "to heal", like maybe the impertive form of it or something. I mean, it obviously looks like "hail", but be wary of false friends. Still, "Win! Heal!" didn't make sense to me either.

According to the English wikipedia entry on "Sieg Heil", it is indeed the more obvious "Hail victory". Furthermore, "Saying the phrase in Germany today is a criminal offence punishable by up to three years of prison (StGB, section 86a). The same is true for expressions that might be mistaken for 'Sieg Heil'."

Can you even mention the 1940s in Germany?

Only in association with movies featuring Jimmy Stuart.

"Merry Christmas, you wonderful old Fuhrer!"

Gross.

This is insanely great.

let's just say...
 

I tell you one thing: If i die now, i'll die as the happiest fucker ever :love
I came home this morning tired and happy and went to bed to get some sleep. When i was about to start dreaming, my phone rings:
-"Are you awake? Do you remember that you have to go to Helsinki (capitol of Finland), 8 o' clock?"
Yes, i had meeting with a neurologist because of problems with my concentration , or whatever.
It was fun to sit in a car while trying to stay awake on the way to the doctors office and having to concentrate on some mindfuck tests. (And having a goddamn boner, whenever i thought about the last night).
Yes, i had a perfect day with the her and i'm gonna meet her again every time her kids are going to their father's place.
This may be the best time of my life,now it can only get worse...:bow

AND HAVING A GODDAMN BONER

Frankenweenie strikes back...
 

Yes, my dick does work! It takes just a little teasing after sex, to make it hard again. Actually, when i was dating my now-ex, it got up again after we made love, all by itself. Didn't even think about anything, it just happened.
But my ex didn't like it when i shouted:- "it's alive, it's alive!!!"
Her sense of humor ended there, and she was mad at me for rest of the week.

(This is the loveline forum indeed, all about my dick. Don't want to offend anyone, i just feel like there's nothing to be shamed about sex.):love

fucking bullshit, there is EVERYTHING to be shamed about >:

take it from me, no one can resist the cougar when shes out on the prowl

ALSO MY BONER ARRIVES ON COMMAND FUCK THAT TEASING SHIT

My boner shows up and overstays his welcome like a fat dog that gets on the couch when it's not supposed to.

God I hate Loveline >:

This sounds like a booty call. Don't go falling in love. Let her do that first.

:lol

I <3 loveline, so fuck yall. I love reading posts about d*cks, what's wrong with yall?????????????????????????????????????

Mattjack I am going to write you a 13 page missive about my d*ck just to make you happy.

This really is wonderful in so many ways.

I HAVE AN AVOIDANT PERSONALITY DISORDER OK