I-Mockery Forum

I-Mockery Forum (http://i-mockery.com/forum/index.php)
-   General Blabber (http://i-mockery.com/forum/forumdisplay.php?f=7)
-   -   What are you eating right now? (http://i-mockery.com/forum/showthread.php?t=16315)

Anonymous Feb 15th, 2005 11:49 AM

What are you eating right now?
I'm eating a delicious sirloin steak that I cooked rare in worchestire sauce with a KC Masterpiece meat rub. It is god damn fantastic.

seriously, like, no part of this is fat

and no bones

this is awesome

Mockery Feb 15th, 2005 12:01 PM

meat rub :lol

Anonymous Feb 15th, 2005 12:03 PM

what? but i- NOOOOOO NOT THAT KIND OF MEAT RUB! :lol You guys! :lol

Dole Feb 15th, 2005 12:52 PM



the_dudefather Feb 15th, 2005 04:20 PM

i eating a banana pizza.

laugh and point if you will

Esuohlim Feb 15th, 2005 11:09 PM

Who are you, Doug Funnie? :rolleyes

Rongi Feb 15th, 2005 11:56 PM

i had a chicken sammich from some fast food place. it was ok but too much mayo

Jixby Phillips Feb 16th, 2005 12:34 AM

i'm drinking water does dirnks count?

executioneer Feb 16th, 2005 03:56 AM

i just ate some gum :(

Jixby Phillips Feb 16th, 2005 04:10 AM

raisins !!

WhiteRat Feb 16th, 2005 04:40 AM

A large half peparoni half shrimp pizza.

executioneer Feb 16th, 2005 04:50 AM

two pieces of whole wheat toast with butter and honey

executioneer Feb 16th, 2005 04:52 AM

worcestershire sauce

MetalMilitia Feb 16th, 2005 07:56 AM

Cheese sandwitch but with TWO (count em) different types of cheese. :)

the_dudefather Feb 16th, 2005 09:01 AM


Originally Posted by Esuohlim
Who are you, Doug Funnie? :rolleyes

a coincedently remembered that similarity when making it yesterday :lol

Matt Harty Feb 16th, 2005 11:50 AM

fingernails :(

whens lunch

EisigerBiskuit Feb 16th, 2005 12:40 PM

Omellete Strudle

Anonymous Feb 16th, 2005 01:25 PM

okay i'm having 'all the leftover crap in the house' day

which is

a bag of popcorn
two slices of 12-grain bread
a small bowl of tomato soup
some sweet yams
some diet pepsi twist

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2005 02:22 PM

Buffalo chicken/mozzarella cheese/lettuce/ranch dressing/Louisana hot sauce sandwich (AKA ORGASM SANDWICH) and a can of Dr. Pepper.

Rongi Feb 16th, 2005 03:55 PM

frosted cheerios!

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2005 04:01 PM

I call that "Orgasm Cereal" :(

Rongi Feb 16th, 2005 04:09 PM

it's not that great >:

now reese's puffs cereal? that shit is duh bomb

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2005 04:21 PM

Shut up I love cheerios and frosted cheerios are awesome. I hate all of that "turning candy into breakfest" shit like cookie crisp and count chocula wtf

Rongi Feb 16th, 2005 04:28 PM

uhhh when was count chocula ever a candy :rolleyes

Esuohlim Feb 16th, 2005 04:33 PM

They call chocolate bars "candy bars" you want to take this to mock wars pal? >:

Rongi Feb 16th, 2005 04:38 PM

i havent even rolled my sleeves up yet, buddy

me-> :maul <- milhouse

EDIT: milhous :maul me

EDIT: milhouse :maul me

the_dudefather Feb 16th, 2005 05:48 PM

spaghetti :)

i have loads of saucy meat left over which i am tempted to eat on its own, but ill leave it for tomarrow

(sandwich baguette + saucy meat = deliciousness)

Jixby Phillips Feb 16th, 2005 09:01 PM

valentine cookies 50% off ;_;

HickMan Feb 16th, 2005 09:12 PM


Johnyy Darko Feb 16th, 2005 09:14 PM

Some pizza from poppy's pizza

Rongi Feb 16th, 2005 09:14 PM

hot dog!

thebiggameover Feb 16th, 2005 10:35 PM

conie from sonic...

edit: and tots!!

Esuohlim Feb 17th, 2005 12:25 AM

Fritos scoops with Jalepeno cheese dip


Jixby Phillips Feb 17th, 2005 06:52 AM

I'm drinking water again!

ziggytrix Feb 17th, 2005 04:30 PM

I'm chewing on a drinking straw, does that count?

It came from Jack In the Box!

MetalMilitia Feb 17th, 2005 06:01 PM

Thumb nail :(

Karl Hungus Feb 17th, 2005 06:21 PM

a peanut butter and nutella sandwich on white. with a big glass of whole milk. mmmmmmmmm

Rongi Feb 17th, 2005 08:47 PM

The Who - Overture

Rongi Feb 17th, 2005 08:48 PM

oops wrong thread haha

Matt Harty Feb 17th, 2005 09:28 PM

Salad :(

executioneer Feb 18th, 2005 04:44 AM


Originally Posted by Karl Hungus
a peanut butter and nutella sandwich on white. with a big glass of whole milk. mmmmmmmmm

peanut butter AND nutella? wtf thats too much

MetalMilitia Feb 18th, 2005 10:18 AM

Sausages, baked beans and cheese on toast with a cup of coffee (ran out of teabags :( ).

Matt Harty Feb 18th, 2005 10:52 AM

jolly rancher

the_dudefather Feb 18th, 2005 07:21 PM


chocolate biscuity stick things i got in the local chinese supermarket

Guitar Woman Feb 18th, 2005 08:02 PM

An ice cube. :(

WhiteRat Feb 20th, 2005 08:18 AM

Hours old chiclets.

MetalMilitia Feb 20th, 2005 08:46 AM

cup of tea

Karl Hungus Feb 20th, 2005 06:43 PM

an egg salad sandwhich made out of two hard boiled eggs, miracle whip mustard, salt and pepper, and garlic powder. and a glass of pineapple soda. oh, and its wheat bread.

Big Papa Goat Feb 20th, 2005 08:24 PM

A ham salad sandwhich :x
It looked like it was just slices of ham piled on top of eachother, but it was really just diced up pieces of ham in a gross white sauce :x

MetalMilitia Feb 21st, 2005 05:41 AM

cup of tea

Matt Harty Feb 21st, 2005 11:24 AM

steak and eggs

Rongi Feb 21st, 2005 01:32 PM

egg omelete toast and a hashbrown

Esuohlim Feb 21st, 2005 06:31 PM

Spaghetti with RAGU

Marine Feb 25th, 2005 12:01 PM

Lets see... yesterdays chewing gum, two days worth of food and... WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT!?

MetalMilitia Feb 26th, 2005 12:49 PM


BLT :) but with no tomato because i dont have any so its more of a BL

Marine Feb 26th, 2005 12:53 PM

i once ate a hamburger that had a penis inside it i think.

Matt Harty Feb 26th, 2005 01:18 PM


Marine Feb 26th, 2005 02:27 PM

oh right! umm hearphones?

rockets redglare Feb 26th, 2005 03:25 PM

People from sweden aren't smart.

Marine Feb 26th, 2005 03:44 PM

no i am chewing the cord

Mr. Oysterhead Feb 26th, 2005 07:27 PM

You're still a fucking moron.

executioneer Feb 26th, 2005 07:32 PM

safeway raisin bran with 2% milk

Gurlugon Feb 26th, 2005 09:21 PM

Fried noodles from the local Chinese place.

The Damp Moose Feb 26th, 2005 09:27 PM

An apple.

Marine Feb 27th, 2005 02:20 AM

a lighter

Mr. Vagiclean Feb 27th, 2005 02:33 AM

get outa here

Marine Feb 27th, 2005 02:38 AM

why? *tchrt foof* YEAARRGH

Mr. Vagiclean Feb 27th, 2005 02:40 AM

ahah i could just eat you up

Marine Feb 27th, 2005 02:43 AM

i think you would get poisoned by doing that.
but what do i know?

Big McLargehuge Feb 27th, 2005 05:57 AM

potato soup

Marine Feb 27th, 2005 10:20 AM


MetalMilitia Feb 27th, 2005 01:40 PM


Gurlugon Feb 27th, 2005 08:43 PM

Cheddaresque popcorn.

Karl Hungus Feb 27th, 2005 08:48 PM

my words.

BlueOatmeal Feb 27th, 2005 08:57 PM

Chicken Pot Pie and Fish Sticks!

felix_tibs Feb 28th, 2005 12:35 AM

Your Grandma's Creamy Potato Chowder!!!!

Alive Feb 28th, 2005 07:17 PM

Kroger brand swedish meatballs.

ArrowX Feb 28th, 2005 08:03 PM

Sesame style rice crackers and rasberry yogurt.

executioneer Feb 28th, 2005 08:27 PM

santitas yellow corn tortilla chips and pace mild picante sauce

Guitar Woman Feb 28th, 2005 09:11 PM

A peanut butter sammich! <3

WhiteRat Mar 1st, 2005 10:25 PM

Itilian beef sub soaked in it's own juices. sooooo good.

MetalMilitia Mar 2nd, 2005 06:09 AM

Ready brek. :)

felix_tibs Mar 2nd, 2005 06:39 AM

potato rolled tacos!!!

Sacks Mar 2nd, 2005 11:36 PM

Boneless Buffalo Wings. :P

Esuohlim Mar 3rd, 2005 07:58 PM

I am eating a hot dog with its NATURAL CASING

the_dudefather Mar 3rd, 2005 10:44 PM

penguin :) (the chocolate kind)

Guitar Woman Mar 7th, 2005 09:50 PM

I'm not eating anything, but i can smell a hamburger cooking. My diet for the past week has consisted mostly of pickles, ramen, and hair, so that hamburger smell is giving me a fucking orgasm.

Rongi Mar 7th, 2005 09:55 PM

Funkadelic - Wars of Armegeddon

EisigerBiskuit Mar 7th, 2005 10:29 PM

London Broil with Mashed White/Sweet Potato

NOT Jixby Phillips Mar 7th, 2005 10:40 PM


Originally Posted by Guitar Woman
I'm not eating anything, but i can smell a hamburger cooking. My diet for the past week has consisted mostly of pickles, ramen, and hair, so that hamburger smell is giving me a fucking orgasm.

holy shit, you are my dream woman!!

Every hot girl is a friggin vegitarian and it drives me nuts!

Anonymous Mar 8th, 2005 02:05 AM

back off NJP, she's mine and emily's >;

beoulve913 Mar 8th, 2005 02:08 AM

The end of my pocket knife lol

WhiteRat Mar 8th, 2005 07:19 AM


Originally Posted by beoulve913
The end of my pocket knife lol

Careful you might just chip a tooth. We wouldn't want that to happen.

Guitar Woman Mar 9th, 2005 01:05 AM


Originally Posted by Chojin
back off NJP, she's mine and emily's >;

Sorry Chojin but I'm going through that lesbian stage every 17 year old girl goes through and am not attracted to men right now, not even men who used to have pink hair. Sorry ;_;

nothing4buddha Mar 9th, 2005 01:10 AM


Emu Mar 9th, 2005 01:21 AM

i'm here for ya not jixby ;>

Shyandquietguy Mar 9th, 2005 01:40 AM

I'm ate hamburger helper stroganof with chunks of spam and onions in it.

Then I drank some vanilla pepsi.

WhiteRat Mar 9th, 2005 02:07 PM

Mac & Cheese out of the blue box. :(

Shyandquietguy Mar 11th, 2005 02:24 AM

I'm eating supreme tombstone pizza!

Anonymous Mar 11th, 2005 04:19 AM



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 03:00 PM.

Powered by: vBulletin
Copyright ©2000 - 2018, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.