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Kitsa Jan 18th, 2009 04:37 PM

I'm making matzo soup. Comfort food.

Shrubfest Jan 26th, 2009 01:26 PM

Frosting dunked in my cup of tea.
It's not icing, it's frosting, i tell you.

Big McLargehuge Jan 27th, 2009 04:30 PM

i had a great big cup of earl grey with toast for breakfast ;x

moonlightkisu Feb 2nd, 2009 06:50 PM

Tomato soup with grated cheese and crackers.

peroxiwhizz Feb 2nd, 2009 07:08 PM

Chicken messy little bugger .... someone forgot to mention to kill it first:|

executioneer Feb 2nd, 2009 09:58 PM

hilarious

Fathom Zero Feb 2nd, 2009 10:26 PM

Roasted chicken and broccoli.

electric ninja Feb 3rd, 2009 01:57 AM

Lebanese bread, just by it self with nothing else.

peroxiwhizz Feb 3rd, 2009 01:06 PM

Update on the food front .. egg sandwiches woot:rock

Zomboid Feb 3rd, 2009 02:42 PM

That's disgusting.

peroxiwhizz Feb 3rd, 2009 02:45 PM

Ahh mock not the egg mayo for it comes but once a year hehe

McClain Feb 3rd, 2009 04:19 PM

SNICKERS

Guitar Woman Feb 3rd, 2009 09:27 PM

Grapefruit.

executioneer Feb 3rd, 2009 10:18 PM

dq burger

Kitsa Feb 3rd, 2009 10:25 PM

Stir fried green peppers, onions and sesame seeds over jasmine rice.

Big McLargehuge Feb 3rd, 2009 10:42 PM

Ramen with Better Than Bouillon, celery, broccoli, purple kale, sriracha and an egg :0

Big Papa Goat Feb 5th, 2009 05:17 AM

No Name potato and onion perogies, with fried onions, sauerkraut and some sour cream and also barbeque sauce.

BLEU Feb 6th, 2009 03:10 AM

The only thing a real man eats: whiskey.

Fathom Zero Feb 6th, 2009 08:24 AM

FRIED RICER

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2qVJF2C-sg

kahljorn Feb 6th, 2009 08:25 AM

MY OWN WORDS

Fathom Zero Feb 6th, 2009 08:32 AM

HIS OWN WORDS

NOM NOM NOM NOM

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:37 AM

YOUR MOTHER, OUT.

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:43 AM

"IT IS NOT MATT, I FOUNF IT IN ON THE FLOOR WHATH THE FUVK MATT?"

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:44 AM

:NO YOU JUST SIT THERE WHAT THE FUCK MATT"

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:45 AM

THIS IS WHAT i HEar ot6her than sleep what thw fuck?

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:46 AM

regina woudnlndt talk to me lekie that WTF matt?

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:47 AM

bang bang bang any seconsd now somebody (jesse) will ask me to take the dogs out. I can hear this shitcomming.

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:48 AM

T minus ten .......... and..... here it is

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:48 AM

Kevin could you take the dogs out??????

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:49 AM

The dogs need to shit now :(

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:50 AM

black on white

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:51 AM

theres jesse's firebird starting up and waking the whole fucking neighboorhood.

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:52 AM

Welcome to eviul robot 7:00 am

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:52 AM

I have not slept at all last night.

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:54 AM

alll I can hear right now is engine.

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:54 AM

and dogs barking.

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:55 AM

It's time to go outside in the cold and split firewood since I have a no job.

Evil Robot Feb 6th, 2009 09:57 AM

this thread was so peacfull until now.......

executioneer Feb 6th, 2009 09:58 AM

ITS TIME FOR PEACE IN THIS THREAD

PEACE OF PIZZA LOL STAY ON TOPIC

executioneer Feb 6th, 2009 10:02 AM

becarefulwiththataxeeugene

Zomboid Feb 6th, 2009 02:44 PM

I am so fucking hungry. I'm gonna go to the cafeteria during the break and get...I don't even know. A disgusting sandwich or piece of pizza :(

Zomboid Feb 6th, 2009 03:05 PM

Man, it's like 5 bucks for a crappy sandwich that I could have made at home if I wasn't so fucking lazy.

Fuck.

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2009 03:57 PM

I am eating my homemade vegetable beef soup and it's awesome.

You get a big pot, dump a large can of V-8 into it and add some of that canned roast beef , a small can of beef broth, a large-ish bag of mixed frozen vegetables and a squeeze of lemon juice. Let it cook down till it's nice and thick, then serve with shredded cheese melted over the top. Mmm.

Guitar Woman Feb 6th, 2009 03:59 PM

A cup of coffee that's half powdered creaming agent and suger

it's really good

executioneer Feb 6th, 2009 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 612231)
I am eating my homemade vegetable beef soup and it's awesome.

You get a big pot, dump a large can of V-8 into it and add some of that canned roast beef , a small can of beef broth, a large-ish bag of mixed frozen vegetables and a squeeze of lemon juice. Let it cook down till it's nice and thick, then serve with shredded cheese melted over the top. Mmm.

i think they stopped selling the hormel canned roast beef here :( what store chain did you get it from?

Kitsa Feb 6th, 2009 06:07 PM

here they have it at Walmart and Kroger.

It's good shit. I also serve it over buttermilk biscuits.

executioneer Feb 6th, 2009 08:11 PM

i'll have to check my local wal-mar, i used to use that stuff to jazz the hell out of some ramen and i miss it

Guitar Woman Feb 7th, 2009 01:49 AM

A glass of Guinness Draught.

Oh god, it's like drinking the liquid shit of someone who eats used cigarette filters :<

It is AWFUL.

pac-man Feb 7th, 2009 11:48 PM

Why were you drinking it?

BLEU Feb 7th, 2009 11:54 PM

Girl Scout Cookies. They cornered me as I was walking out of Walmart. :<

Guitar Woman Feb 8th, 2009 12:01 AM

DUCK :eek

Sort of like a greasy chicken with a lot more fat on it and no white meat.

Also a coconut. It tastes like almonds, which is weird because the last two I ate tasted like soap. I also used to think the "nut" part was a misnomer but I guess it's not. I drank half of the milk before I got sick of it. Can't decide what that tasted like.

BLEU Feb 8th, 2009 12:33 AM

My best friend's dad fed me peking duck with his fingers one time when we were alone. All I remember is it being super greasy and his big fingers rubbing my lips.

Guitar Woman Feb 8th, 2009 12:40 AM

That's, uh

pretty screwy, actually

Guitar Woman Feb 8th, 2009 12:47 AM

AND AND AND a pomelo

The thing is frigging huge, but it's almost all rind. It's sweeter than grapefruit, but it's also harder to eat.

BLEU Feb 8th, 2009 01:09 AM

It was but it was also kinda hot in a weird male lolita way. :love

Also, why are you eating such exotic foods? Do you always eat like this?

Guitar Woman Feb 8th, 2009 01:18 AM

Every once in a while I buy ridiuclous stuff like star fruit and kumquats, or papaya. Probability of this happening increases with alcohol consumption!

Usually I just stuff myself full of grapefruit. I've got nine or ten floating around my house at the moment.

Kitsa Feb 8th, 2009 03:48 AM

sticky toffee pudding and tea.

Big McLargehuge Feb 9th, 2009 02:59 PM

peanut butter puffins. best cereal ever.

BLEU Feb 9th, 2009 03:11 PM

Is that like peanut butter captain crunch?

Kitsa Feb 9th, 2009 03:39 PM

the boyfriend's birthday cake. Chocolate with cream cheese frosting and a chocolate shell over the top.

And a glass of milk.

Guitar Woman Feb 9th, 2009 05:35 PM

Honey-nut Cheerios :D

BLEU Feb 9th, 2009 05:48 PM

Are you watching your cholesterol?

Bod Feb 9th, 2009 06:45 PM

beans

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 12th, 2009 10:35 PM

Pretzel rods :pac----------

Kitsa Feb 12th, 2009 10:52 PM

Jewish wine and a spoonful of strawberry cake batter.

Tadao Feb 15th, 2009 04:39 PM

Pork roast and swiss on dill rye :yum

Kitsa Feb 15th, 2009 05:49 PM

In an hour or so I'm going to have more of that manicotti Tadao seemed to have an unexplained problem with yesterday :/

Tadao Feb 15th, 2009 05:55 PM

:tear

Kitsa Feb 15th, 2009 06:05 PM

WELL I DON'T GET IT I MUST BE STUPID

Tadao Feb 15th, 2009 06:08 PM

I was drunk.

Kitsa Feb 15th, 2009 06:15 PM

:(

Kitsa Feb 19th, 2009 12:32 PM

I decided to get a box of that new chocolate-flavored Frosted Mini-Wheats to try. I still don't know how I feel but I wish I could have had a trial size instead of the whole damn box.

The cereal would be not-bad except for the fact that inside each one is one or two oblong chunks of what I hope is a solid, powdery chocolate. They kind of weird you out because they're sort of randomly placed inside each little wheat-pillow.

If it was stuffed in there like a chocolate croissant, I could deal with that. If the nuggets were out among the cereal bits, like that new special k stuff, I could handle that. If the chocolate bits were any size and shape other than the precise dimensions of guinea pig poop, I could handle that.

As it is, though, I feel like I'm chowing down on mouse turds.

executioneer Feb 26th, 2009 09:06 PM

pasta roni with some albacore, broccoli and cauliflower added in

TASTEY

10,000 Volt Ghost Feb 26th, 2009 10:32 PM

I went out on Fat Tuesday and ate some alligator. It was really tasty.

Zomboid Mar 5th, 2009 01:45 AM

I won a $50 gift certificate for my favorite Dim Sum restaurant. Boo ya!

pac-man Mar 5th, 2009 01:52 AM

I just had a Yoo Hoo and it was fucking delicious.

kahljorn Mar 7th, 2009 02:58 AM

homemade shredded beef tacos ;o ;o

i used a jalepeno that i think ruined it but my girlfriend was fine with it :( I HAVE A MORE ZENZITIVE PALATE THO

executioneer Mar 7th, 2009 04:44 AM

i'd be having a delicious homemade hamburger if i hadn't been a idiot and left the defrosting hamburger out all night and ruined it >: PEANUT BUTTER AND JAM IT IS >:

Kitsa Mar 20th, 2009 08:16 PM

I made chicken etoufee and red beans and rice for dinner. I put it on some butter lettuce.

For dessert I'm trying something I saw in a magazine; I'm sauteeing some fresh pineapple in caramelized brown sugar and serving it with coconut sorbet.

Because I'm all Martha Stewart up in this shit.

executioneer Mar 20th, 2009 11:49 PM

cadbury caramel eggses, precious

Big McLargehuge Mar 21st, 2009 12:27 AM

Gnocchi :0

Kitsa Mar 21st, 2009 06:52 PM

Grilled veggies (zucchini, yellow squash, red onion, orange and red bell peppers, and lemon) and grilled steak. It was very good. The dog, who was outside with us, went through her while repertoire of tricks and ended up with as much steak as we did.

I'm mainly vegetarian, but I make myself eat steak every once in a while because of the nutrients :/

Big McLargehuge Mar 21st, 2009 07:04 PM

I only eat meat two or three times a month. I would never call myself "mainly" vegetarian. If you are mostly a vegetarian that occasionally eats meat you are simply an omnivore like the rest of us.

Kitsa Mar 21st, 2009 07:16 PM

What I call myself or what I eat isn't important or relevant to anyone but me, so I describe it as I please. I don't march around with a "mainly vegetarian" banner and I'm damn sure not preachy. I mainly follow a vegetarian diet. Not all the time. Mainly.

If you see me marching around with a bugle and proclaiming I AM NEVER EVER AN OMNIVORE, get on me then.

Big McLargehuge Mar 21st, 2009 09:59 PM

Fair enough. I am a bitch about semantics.

executioneer Mar 25th, 2009 05:43 AM

pepperoni pizza quesadillas!

i should've used newer tomato paste to make the pizza sauce though it tastes a bit off :/ still better 'n storebought

Kitsa Mar 25th, 2009 08:21 AM

If you put olive oil in a medium-heat pan with 3 cloves of chopped garlic and 1 small chopped onion, then when those are going dump in a big can of crushed tomatoes and some wadded-up basil leaves...best sauce evar.

executioneer Mar 25th, 2009 10:25 AM

i like my pizza sauce a bit thicker, that sounds pretty allright for a pasta sauce though!

Colonel Flagg Mar 25th, 2009 02:42 PM

Wendy's Fries. Disgusting, but it's food (barely). :(

Kitsa Mar 25th, 2009 04:48 PM

Fun fact! When my ex left me, he went straight to the wendy's drive-thru and ordered fries (and probably a triple cheeseburger). Then he called me (again, a half hour after LEAVING me), to tell me I'd made him so upset that he almost choked to death on his fries.

There's no good response to that sort of thing at the time, but plenty to be had later.

I'm going to make some sort of baked pasta because it's easy and I'm feeling lazy.

Colonel Flagg Mar 25th, 2009 10:21 PM

My son and I made meatloaves over the weekend. I had some cold tonight. Yummy!

kahljorn Mar 26th, 2009 04:04 AM

im eatting cookies and milk :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 26th, 2009 05:34 AM

Baked potato cuz i'm poor :(. NOW I KNOW WHY MY GREAT GRANDPA LEFT IRELAND >:

kahljorn Mar 26th, 2009 05:42 AM

THE POTATO EATERS SHOULD BE BOUND IN A GOLD FRAME

AS FOR THE POTATO EATERS -- IT IS A PAINTING THAT WILL DO WELL IN GOLD -- THAT I AM CERTAIN.

*ASSERTIVE AND KNOWING NOD*

YES THEODORE, GOLD

executioneer Mar 26th, 2009 06:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge (Post 621518)
Baked potato cuz i'm poor :(. NOW I KNOW WHY MY GREAT GRANDPA LEFT IRELAND >:

man what the hell baked potatoes are delicious >:

Kitsa Mar 26th, 2009 09:33 AM

sugarfree peanut butter in a low-carb whole wheat wrap with a thingie of sugarfree applesauce

because I'm on a drug that makes my body look for excuses to be fatter :(

Big McLargehuge Mar 26th, 2009 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by executioneer (Post 621528)
man what the hell baked potatoes are delicious >:

NOT WHEN YOU GO TWO DAYS EATING NOTHING BUT. >:>:

Babs Mar 26th, 2009 05:35 PM

THAT'S WHAT YOUR FAT ASS SHOULD BE EATING ANYWAYS!>:

kahljorn Mar 26th, 2009 08:39 PM

how come people always have to try to guilt trip you for not wanting to go out to eat?

one day its, "We need to stop eating out cause itll be healthier and well save money" and the next day its, "I want something but I know you wouldn't want it [CAUSE YOURE SUCH A SHITTY FUCKIGN SHITFACE WHO DOESNT CARE ABOUT ANYTHING BUT YOURSELF] its mexican food but i know you wouldn't want it."
I'm so fucking pissed off >:

Kitsa Mar 26th, 2009 08:41 PM

I stopped being able to follow that halfway through the second paragraph :/ It's not too long or anything, I just don't understand the mexican food part.

We had Indian food tonight. Chicken korma, veggie korma, brown rice, whole wheat naan, and chhole (chickpeas in a spicy sauce) with greek yogurt. It was decent.


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