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executioneer Sep 1st, 2006 02:25 PM

hungry man three cheese lasagna

DuFresne Sep 5th, 2006 11:34 PM

Peanut butter with a fork.

executioneer Sep 6th, 2006 02:49 PM

campbell's chunky grilled chicken and sausage gumbo

FartinMowler Sep 6th, 2006 05:17 PM

Barbeque chips and Orange juice with Vodka :/ it's not a very good mix :(

DuFresne Sep 7th, 2006 08:07 AM

:puke

executioneer Sep 11th, 2006 02:43 PM

bacon ultimate cheeseburger w/ a order of onion rings put right on top + extra ketchup :farts

FartinMowler Sep 11th, 2006 03:10 PM

Chinese barbeque pork bun

Fathom Zero Sep 30th, 2006 02:14 PM

A Sonic Cherry Limeade and Beef Ramen.

Mad Melvin Sep 30th, 2006 03:05 PM

bacon and eggs.

FlamingPotMan Oct 3rd, 2006 06:09 PM

6 beer batter brats... going on 7 :party

Dire Flamingo Oct 3rd, 2006 06:23 PM

This Japanese candy that, according to the packaging, contains "squid". :|

Grislygus Oct 3rd, 2006 06:56 PM

Dinner, consisting of lifesavers and a Payday from the vending machine in the Art Hall.

Juttin Oct 3rd, 2006 08:23 PM

alternative!

Grislygus Oct 4th, 2006 10:01 AM

No source of income!

MarioRPG Oct 4th, 2006 02:29 PM

Banana cake

zeldasbiggestfan Oct 4th, 2006 07:54 PM

Boogers :(

Fathom Zero Oct 4th, 2006 08:57 PM

What a coincidence.

Fathom Zero Oct 14th, 2006 11:43 AM

Pizza tastes totally different upside down.

maggiekarp Oct 14th, 2006 02:53 PM

Not eating right now, but for lunch my grandma made tacos and pumpkin soup. I also had a couple of bites of mixed-fruit pie and a soda :D

Juttin Oct 14th, 2006 10:38 PM

I don't have the money to "eat"

Well, I do, but my mom likes to use it to buy her husband
$17 Thousand dollar Hyundai Sonatas,
and 1,000's of dollars worth of dental surgery,
due to him eating goat bones all his life, aparently
:unintentional racism

Yggdrasill Oct 14th, 2006 10:48 PM

You are fucking stupid why are you posting in every forum after being gone for so long because you could not deal with complete strangers talking about deep, personal issues you thought would be okay to post over the interenet?

WhiteRat Oct 14th, 2006 11:24 PM

3 slabs of pot roast, pork rice, and a slice of soggy cherry pie.

Warrant, eat your heart out!

Dire Flamingo Oct 15th, 2006 12:13 AM

Ugh. You know in UHF when he makes those twinkie hot dog things? My dumbass friend and I decided to do that. Only we didn't have real hot dogs so we used cold cocktail ones and put Tobasco sauce on the top and now I feel like I'm going to die.

Fathom Zero Oct 15th, 2006 12:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yggdrasill
You are fucking stupid why are you posting in every forum after being gone for so long because you could not deal with complete strangers talking about deep, personal issues you thought would be okay to post over the interenet?

http://i-mockery.net/viewtopic.php?t...er=asc&start=0

I'd say that was personal. Justin Woody is a stand-up guy, I'd nominate him President if I was old enough to vote.

Juttin Oct 15th, 2006 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dire Flamingo
Ugh. You know in UHF when he makes those twinkie hot dog things? My dumbass friend and I decided to do that. Only we didn't have real hot dogs so we used cold cocktail ones and put Tobasco sauce on the top and now I feel like I'm going to die.

Fucking sick :x

Archduke Tips Oct 15th, 2006 09:32 PM

Juttin is eating 5 cakes right now.

Juttin Oct 15th, 2006 10:18 PM

LOL U R FUN E AN ORIGINAL :LOL

WhiteRat Oct 15th, 2006 11:07 PM

Juttin, why do you even bother anymore? Sure, your thick protective layer of lard will fend off most verbal attacks, but eventually it will wear down untill you are nothing more than a portly fellow who cries himself to sleep everynight. That is, unless, you don't already cry yourself to sleep...do you Juttin?

Archduke Tips Oct 16th, 2006 11:41 AM

I'm sorry, Juttin. That was insensitive to poke fun at your weight. But you should think about entering a cake eating contest.

MarioRPG Oct 16th, 2006 02:43 PM

An eclair.

Grislygus Oct 16th, 2006 04:59 PM

Homemade enchiladas, with lots of chicken and onions.

liquidstatik Oct 16th, 2006 05:18 PM

hot dogs w/ mustard and ketchup :D

executioneer Oct 16th, 2006 05:20 PM

i'm not eating anything but i am drinking some ice-cold Dr. Bold :x

Juttin Oct 16th, 2006 08:44 PM

Dr.Bold? Is that some kind of generic Dr. Pepper? :/

noob3 Oct 24th, 2006 02:08 PM

kfc original recipe breast meal with mashed potatoes & corn on the cob & large pepsi

yes, it is delicious

kahljorn Oct 24th, 2006 02:14 PM

last time i had KFC (or kentucky fart your pants in) it was all bloody on the inside and so wet and slippery and disgusting and greasy. ugh. We got a three piece meal each and only ate like one piece.
potatoes were okay i guess.

noob3 Oct 24th, 2006 02:31 PM

that's why you get the 1 piece meal, you can't go wrong with thier chicken breast ;p

kahljorn Oct 24th, 2006 06:41 PM

yea i usually try to stick with chicken strips/ potatoes gravy/bisquit but they sent us these coupons for a discounted three piece meal so what could i do. when i only could only eat one of them i realized it was a shitty deal :(
But for some reason i don't complain at restaurants too much. I really should, because it's bullshit to PAY for a meal that tastes like shit. That's why you're paying them extra, to cook you something good. but then i always see black people in restaurants acting like giant penises. Like this one time at a pizza parlor the waitress was looking for their table(they didn't have their number on the edge of the table) and when she got there they complained because she walked around and didn't bring it straight to the table so they got free chicken wings or some shit. It's not like she let people breathe on it she just asked the people if they were the right number.
i hate that shit. WHy don't they reward good customers who not only aren't pricks but also don't go somewhere to get free food. it makes me want to be a giant penis. stupid niggardly black people.

Dire Flamingo Oct 25th, 2006 01:26 AM

GRAVY TOAST :)

liquidstatik Oct 25th, 2006 01:27 AM

idk what its called, but its kinda like a homemade payday. ;o

Fathom Zero Nov 4th, 2006 01:15 AM

Chocolate Cake.

MarioRPG Nov 4th, 2006 08:25 AM

Coffee Crisp

sadie Nov 4th, 2006 10:31 AM

you're supposed to add hot water!

Fathom Zero Nov 8th, 2006 07:21 PM

-Chicken-
------------
---Rice---

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 07:28 PM

Half a pint of white wine in a mug. :posh

xbxDaniel Nov 8th, 2006 07:57 PM

Minute Maid Orange Juice. With some pulp.

Grislygus Nov 8th, 2006 08:30 PM

I just found three cans of sardines in tomato and basil sauce sitting in the back of the pantry. Life is good.

Pub Lover Nov 8th, 2006 08:34 PM

A second half pint of white wine in a dirty mug. :posh

Fathom Zero Nov 8th, 2006 10:29 PM

Ultra classy.

Popcorn.

liquidstatik Nov 9th, 2006 12:26 AM

cinnamon altoids

:O

Fathom Zero Nov 9th, 2006 10:50 PM

Candy Bar Sundae w/ Butterfinger bits, German Chocolate Ice Cream, and extra pecans.

Pub Lover Nov 9th, 2006 10:56 PM

A half pint of white wine in a very dirty mug. :posh

Grislygus Nov 10th, 2006 02:22 PM

"Chickencorn chowder"

FartinMowler Nov 10th, 2006 06:48 PM

For year's I've chosen my Friday nights (when applicatatacable) Drinking Lager (Beer) and eating things that I like to call "Crunchy and spicey" Tonight on this Friday night it's "Nacho's and Melted Cheese with Hot Stuff on top"

I know I have a pointy head :/


Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2006 12:35 PM

Leftover Fried Rice w/ Shrimp.

zeldasbiggestfan Nov 12th, 2006 02:45 PM

A box of Red Hots. :yum

xbxDaniel Nov 12th, 2006 02:56 PM

popcorn kernals.

ArrowX Nov 12th, 2006 03:03 PM

An Orange :O gotta fend off the scurvy.

xbxDaniel Nov 12th, 2006 03:17 PM

I got a Clementime.

Fathom Zero Nov 12th, 2006 03:18 PM

6 FUN SIZE Butterfingers and a tangerine.

eggyolk Nov 12th, 2006 04:26 PM

rocks

Pub Lover Nov 12th, 2006 05:44 PM

A half pint of white wine in a mug so dirty that I think I might start catching things. :posh

It's 20 minutes past midday.

Esuohlim Nov 12th, 2006 07:47 PM

Tacos

I've got a pouch of military rations that I'm saving for a special day so this is just a heads up for the next time I post in this thread!

xbxDaniel Nov 13th, 2006 07:57 PM

Another Clementime.

DuFresne Nov 14th, 2006 12:27 AM

some goddamned EasyMac.

Fathom Zero Nov 14th, 2006 10:09 PM

Cheeto-laden fingers.

mischief Nov 15th, 2006 04:09 PM

chocolate pudding!

Misdemonar Nov 15th, 2006 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero
Cheeto-laden fingers.

What are you a cannibal?!

Fathom Zero Nov 15th, 2006 08:38 PM

Cheeto cheese-laden fingers.

No. I KNOW where people's fingers have been.

xbxDaniel Nov 15th, 2006 08:40 PM

I'm eating a cherry freeze.

Mystie Nov 28th, 2006 02:11 AM

Shrek Cheez-Its.

thebiggameover Nov 28th, 2006 03:03 AM

beef ramen...

MarioRPG Nov 28th, 2006 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by thebiggameover
beef ramen...

As am I, with one of those "Smooth-Eez" from TV.

Esuohlim Nov 28th, 2006 04:40 PM

Military rations!

It was spaghetti and it looked damn gross but tasted like Chef Boyardee only better

noob3 Nov 28th, 2006 05:20 PM

lol i replied so late to a post i didn't even realize sorry guys im not eating anything

ps count chocula is no candy

zeldasbiggestfan Nov 28th, 2006 07:01 PM

Cheese Bosco sticks with marinara. Holy hell that shit is gooooooood.

MarioRPG Nov 29th, 2006 03:11 PM

Forerro Rocher

BECAUSE I AM SO HIGH CLASS I DON'T HAVE TO SEE IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT. :(

Grislygus Nov 29th, 2006 03:44 PM

Damned blueblood. :shakefist

executioneer Nov 29th, 2006 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MarioRPG
Forerro Rocher

BECAUSE I AM SO HIGH CLASS I DON'T HAVE TO SEE IF I SPELLED IT RIGHT. :(

you didn't >:

MetalMilitia Nov 29th, 2006 10:22 PM

Ambassidor you are spoiling us with these mis-spellings.

liquidstatik Nov 29th, 2006 10:48 PM

d*ck

liquidstatik Nov 30th, 2006 12:24 AM

jk guys

WhiteRat Nov 30th, 2006 03:50 AM

Porkchops and carrots.

liquidstatik Dec 1st, 2006 08:38 PM

a jalapino burger from sonic :O

xbxDaniel Dec 2nd, 2006 04:28 PM

Bacon baked in an oven.

Yggdrasill Dec 2nd, 2006 07:46 PM

eggrolls dipped in steak sauce

Esuohlim Dec 2nd, 2006 10:03 PM

HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS

Guitar Woman Dec 2nd, 2006 10:18 PM

ramen with scrambled eggs in it :x

WhiteRat Dec 3rd, 2006 06:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Esuohlim
HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS

I came here to post the same thing.

MarioRPG Dec 4th, 2006 03:03 PM

Those oats are gooood.

Hot chocolate with cookies because cookies are yum.

executioneer Dec 4th, 2006 03:29 PM

pastrami on wheat bread w/ cheddar and a mt. dew

Grislygus Dec 4th, 2006 03:58 PM

chili cheese fritos and an apple.

Pub Lover Dec 4th, 2006 08:01 PM

Half a pint of white wine.

It's ok, it's after midday any second now.

Yggdrasill Dec 4th, 2006 10:13 PM

shrimp in vodka bloody mary cocktail sauce and lots of white rum

Angryhydralisk Dec 5th, 2006 11:26 AM

Werther's Original. As provided by random old dude in coat.

Sethomas Dec 5th, 2006 12:31 PM

Herb goat cheese melted over Greek pita.

RaNkeri Dec 5th, 2006 12:45 PM

chips

executioneer Dec 5th, 2006 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover
Half a pint of white wine.

It's ok, it's after midday any second now.

how dirty is the mug :(

Angryhydralisk Dec 8th, 2006 10:02 PM

Chocolate Orange and *breath* MOOOOOOOOOOHN-DOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!

MLE Dec 9th, 2006 01:28 PM

Willie, you could be a chef <3 Are these mint M&Ms? <3 <3 <3

EDIT: :eek


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