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Colonel Flagg Jun 9th, 2009 11:46 AM

Please just go away ...
 
Sarah.

http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/06/...ef=mpstoryview



Adieł, hon. Go back to Alaska.

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2009 03:10 PM

No way! She is the best possible option after our current President is impeached next year when everyone wakes up to the mistake they made.

ZeldaQueen Jun 9th, 2009 03:28 PM

No way! She says she can see Russia from her doorstep and who wants a female Peeping Tom running the country? >:

God knows what she can see from the White House lawn! :x

Dimnos Jun 9th, 2009 03:31 PM

Female peeping toms rock. We need more.

Dimnos Jun 9th, 2009 03:32 PM

AND... I for one LOVE that fancy pageant walkin'.

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2009 03:34 PM

Did she say she could see Putin getting changed through his window because, as a Russian, he couldn't afford curtains? :eek

She would make out with fellow future-president Yulia Tymoshenko. Then they'd double team Russia. :wank

Dimnos Jun 9th, 2009 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 632137)
She would make out with fellow future-president Yulia Tymoshenko. Then they'd double team Russia. :wank

That would be the hottest thing in politics EVER! We could just end the world after that.

Colonel Flagg Jun 9th, 2009 04:07 PM

You make fine points. Sarah and Yulia - that would definitely be worth the money on pay-per-view. Probably solve the economic crisis in one fell swoop. :orgasm

Tadao Jun 9th, 2009 04:11 PM

Frigid bitches are never fun for happy sex time parties. I'd rather watch Yulia solo.

Colonel Flagg Jun 9th, 2009 04:18 PM

Aaah, just pour a few drinks into her, I bet she turns into tiger-woman!

Pub Lover Jun 9th, 2009 04:23 PM

Five kids is frigid?

Tadao Jun 9th, 2009 04:32 PM

I bet all 5 were produced missionary style.

The Leader Jun 9th, 2009 08:09 PM

Praise the lord!:love

Dixie Jun 10th, 2009 03:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 632119)
No way! She is the best possible option after our current President is impeached next year when everyone wakes up to the mistake they made.

Don't you live in China or something?

Jeanette X Jun 10th, 2009 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 632130)
Female peeping toms rock. We need more.

A female peeping tom is a "peeping mary".

(No, I'm not one, I just read about it >:)

Dimnos Jun 10th, 2009 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 632508)
(No, I'm not one, I just read about it >:)

:tear

Colonel Flagg Jun 10th, 2009 12:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jeanette X (Post 632508)
A female peeping tom is a "peeping mary".

(No, I'm not one, I just read about it >:)

Why not "Peeping Thomasina"? Just askin'.

Pub Lover Jun 10th, 2009 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Carnivore Is God (Post 632484)
Don't you live in China or something?

What has that got to do with anything?

ZeldaQueen Jun 10th, 2009 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 632515)
Why not "Peeping Thomasina"? Just askin'.

Actually, I think that version is used. I swear I heard it before... (no, not said to me)

Dimnos Jun 10th, 2009 05:13 PM

Whats up with you women and not trying to get a peek. :rolleyes

Jeanette X Jun 18th, 2009 09:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 632515)
Why not "Peeping Thomasina"? Just askin'.

Don't look at me, I don't coin sex terms.

If I did the penis would have a better sounding name.

Tadao Jun 18th, 2009 09:13 PM

like?

MattJack Jun 18th, 2009 11:55 PM

SAMOFLANGE

The Leader Jun 19th, 2009 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 634372)
SAMOFLANGE

Obscure Thundercats reference?

MattJack Jun 19th, 2009 12:41 AM

+5 to you :D


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