I got it Fart, I'm just waiting for my sister to take the pics. Thanks for the gifts!

it was a package with 3 stinkbags that when you open them they smell. honestly i had so much stuff i was taking pics of i got sidetracked. i apologize. and once i realized i hadnt included it i already had all my 32 pics in order and i couldnt see how to fit it in, i just wanted to post. i know i am awful, and i am sorry.

Randomskyfears- i am sooooooo taking those stinkbags to my grandmas on xmas and letting the little kids play with them. its all abuot spreading the xmas love.

naked pics of your sister isn't necessary, but I'm glad you got it.

Alright, the film is at the developers. I hope my story is at least entertaining to microshock with his juvieniality.

They're not naked pics of my sister, they're naked pics of me. :wank

My mail deliverer person, who hates me because I only empty my box about once every month or two, snuck a slip in really late on Saturday. I'm not sure why he didn't just leave it on the porch, unless it's just because he hates me. I'll run to the post office first thing tomorrow morning with my fingers crossed.

A slight similarity :/

I was just wondering... wouldn't it be easier to have a seperate thread where it was only the picture stories?

don't worry about the bag poppers, i just wanted to know how they worked out. i thought the instructions on the back were funny cause they specifically tell you not to hold it in your hand and to step away from it after you did it. made it seem like a bomb.

and you gotta let me know how that turns out at your grandmas with em. thats probably a better use even than the story. and everyone i showed your story to laughed, mostly at your pain of being alone and friendless. they also all want those glow bracelets

I love Brian Posehn, so I'll take that as a compliment. :)

I thought it was strange Jixby didn't mention it...do your best with what little I sent :( I'm not a dollar store kinda guy

no rog i think you misinterpreted me...

not write about our stories

just make a page where all our stories will be instead of searching thru the thread looking for stories...

Wading through threads builds character, slacker.

MY SECRET SANTA STORY. (aka: uneventful)


HA HA HA. I GOT A Wii FROM COMRADE ROCKET. OH BUT NOT REALLY, IT'S THE BOX FOR A Wii. HE SURE FOOLED ME THERE! :rolleyes


HOORAY. I GOT $2.00 WORTH OF GIFTS: EXPIRED HELLO KITTY GUMMY SNACK TREATS AND FLOAM FROM THE DOLLAR STORE.


THEY DROWNED IN THE FLOAM. THE END.

Sorry, but this gift sucked ass and there's not much of a story to tell here other than "somebody didn't spend the $10.00 minimum that they were required to spend, unless, for some reason, they counted the S&H charges" :/ Ho, ho, ho. Oh well, at least my Secret Santa recipient is getting good stuff.

Are you serious, you only received 2 items?

Sounds like a blaaaaaaaaaaaaast.

uneventful yet Hillarious, Who sent It?

Edit: I would Have eaten the gummy snacks anyway lol

ho ho ho

I'm very sorry that I'm laughing this much at your misfortune, Rog.

I thought the minimum was 20 bucks. Well it looks like Ive fucked myself again! Funny story though hahahahahaha.

I hope the gift I bought doesn't suck :<

Rog, just so you know i was laughing at your story not you.

i was gonna ship my gift in a wii box also....but i didnt wanna waste the box....

you made a hell of a story from those 2 things....hee heee heeeee

If I was getting Rog, I would sure as hell send lots of crazy goodies to top his last year's story.

rog, he spent 300 dollars on ebay for the wii box, so show a little respect

sheesh

You'd think if you got Rog you'd put a lot more effort into your gift buying. Either this guy is a total hard ass who doesn't give any damns about anything, or he's just completely oblivious.