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Halloween Safety Second Edition: An Educational Film From 1985
 
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MarioRPG Sep 1st, 2009 10:08 AM

Halloween has come to I-Mockery and it's brought talking jack-o-lanterns.

I love September.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 1st, 2009 12:26 PM

I love the :O pumpkin face right before the oncoming doom.

danielsan4610 Sep 1st, 2009 05:12 PM

The guts scooping animated gif cracked me up. There's nothing like seeing Halloween footage and images from the 70s and 80s. Something about it seemed much more sinister and dangerous than it is now.

BurnPianoBurn Sep 1st, 2009 06:04 PM

actually I have to say ROG, I made that robot costume 2 years back, and it seriously was a pain in the ass to move about, that and being 6'3 in a giant cardboard tinfoil robot costume. Doors were a complete nitemare, children ran in terror, drinks and tables were knocked over. However, it was the most bitchin Costume around!

DavidFullam Sep 1st, 2009 06:19 PM

I was listening to Altered Images "See Those Eyes" this morning as I read the article. Makes amusing background music for the animated GIFs.

IXCE Sep 1st, 2009 06:52 PM

This brings back memories. I remember watching this in class back when I was like in 1st grade.

darkvare Sep 1st, 2009 07:28 PM

this one cracked me up great article

Brunbb Sep 1st, 2009 11:13 PM

what the hell was all over that candy bar?

and that is definitely not what i imagine pumpkins sounding like.

teknotheef Sep 1st, 2009 11:52 PM

Dude this is classic i-Mockery. I have been waiting for an article like this for a long time!

greenimp Sep 2nd, 2009 04:21 AM

at least they dident end up dressed like a klan member going to a rave like last year

Miroslav208 Sep 2nd, 2009 10:27 AM

That was some really great funky-disco at the beginning.

qovab Sep 2nd, 2009 07:27 PM

not as funny as the first one but still pretty funny

Captain Seamus Sep 2nd, 2009 11:42 PM

I love these old safety videos. Someone should take the creepier clips and put them in a slasher movie.

"This Halloween...Safety tape won't save you."

Julio Sep 2nd, 2009 11:57 PM

What? There's no Incredibly Serious Cat?

Mockery Sep 3rd, 2009 12:37 AM

I know Julio, I missed that cat too. I guess the old saying about sequels never being quite as good as the originals apply to educational films as well. After all, the original didn't have a condescending animated talking pumpkin...

palsy blue stupid Sep 3rd, 2009 10:13 AM

Hilarious. I thought it was a bit sad that Corey and her father were so formal and awkward around each other like they barely knew each other: "have you ever seen the inside of a pumpkin before?" I get the feeling he isn't around much anymore.

Also, the introduction with the floating masks could be the start for a great music video for The Cure.

peh_ Sep 4th, 2009 02:16 AM

Holy &$*#, I so remember watching this... I love how the pumpkin is a creepy voyeuristic perv... Happy Halloween!

Desert_Screams Sep 6th, 2009 07:04 PM

Damn. Nobody ever gave me pills when I went trick or treating. I feel so deprived. :(

Mockery Sep 7th, 2009 12:38 AM

Well there's always this year, Desert_Screams. And if they don't just hand the pills out to you, offer to raid their medicine cabinets. And while you're in there, go for the Flintstones vitamins. Or better yet, see if they have an old pack of Monster vitamins!

Colonel Flagg Sep 7th, 2009 09:10 AM

Are you sure those "pills" weren't just orange-flavored tic tacs? :yum

Nick Sep 10th, 2009 01:55 PM

That pumpkin is a jerk.

A Bad Enough Dude Sep 23rd, 2009 06:16 PM

All the kids dressin' like witches and ghost-es.
I put a nasty-ass bitch in hypnosis

21stcenturysucks! Dec 15th, 2009 05:48 PM

LOL! OMG! I remember when they showed us this video in 2nd Grade. So old!


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