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LordSappington Sep 1st, 2010 12:25 AM

About birth control...
 
Can birth control make girls nauseous after two months of taking it? This last week, my girlfriend has been getting nauseous every time she eats, and it's starting to worry us.
I figured you guys could give me some first-hand advice. :\

Fathom Zero Sep 1st, 2010 01:51 AM

Because it couldn't be any other illness.

Sam Sep 1st, 2010 02:33 AM

SHE IS PREGNANT. ABANDON SHIP.

Blasted Child Sep 1st, 2010 05:31 AM

Although this can be basically anything, it can indeed be her pills. My girlfriend sometimes experiences long periods of morning sickness, and it's not due to pregnancy (which we have tested a couple of times).
Those pills are pretty strong shit.

Pentegarn Sep 1st, 2010 06:11 AM

Well you could do something revolutionary like see your doctor

Seriously though, there is a chance that particular birth control can cause nausea or any other of a variety of side effects. My GF went through all sorts of bad things with the different birth control pills she tried

Tadao Sep 1st, 2010 11:30 AM

It's because she has been chugging down too much African semen.

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 2nd, 2010 09:03 AM

Preggers

Dimnos Sep 2nd, 2010 11:24 AM

Honestly it sounds like pregnancy. If you have tested for baby growth and there was none to be found my next guess would be an ulcer. Go see a Dr.

Dimnos Sep 2nd, 2010 11:25 AM

Oh and as far as birth control... GET THE IUD!

Esuohlim Sep 2nd, 2010 11:56 AM

Dimnos LOVES the IUD 8)

Dimnos Sep 2nd, 2010 12:02 PM

Its the best dude. No baby making. No menstrual cycle. No oops I forgot to take my pill. :)

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2010 12:59 PM

I'm gonna have to ditto that. It's the way to go for going down

town

to sex.

Dimnos Sep 2nd, 2010 01:55 PM

It even looks like a tiny flux capacitor for putting the uterus on pause.

Colonel Flagg Sep 2nd, 2010 01:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 696917)
Honestly it sounds like pregnancy. If you have tested for baby growth and there was none to be found my next guess would be an ulcer. Go see a Dr.

Sapster, if she is expecting then for her to continue to take the pill is extremely risky for both her and for junior - at least that is my instinctive response. Never having been on the pill or been pregnant, or, in fact, a woman, I'm unsure as to the repercussions of continuing the pill, but I'm sure you could "google it".

Blasted Child Sep 2nd, 2010 02:21 PM

I'm pretty sure taking the pill while pregnant won't pose any immediate danger to the child, although it's probably not healthy in the long run to expose it to the high doses of hormones. But "extremely risky" is probably an over statement.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2010 02:29 PM

yeah, hormones don't do nothing, silly

not birth defects or developmental disabilities or anything

kahljorn Sep 2nd, 2010 02:53 PM

SHE HAS VAGINAL CANCER AND YOU GAVE IT TO HER

Grislygus Sep 2nd, 2010 03:06 PM

SHE HAS VAGINAL,CANCER THAT'S GOING TO INFECT THE PILL-ADDLED MONGOLOID BABY WHEN IT COMES OUT AND SHE'LL SUE YOU FOR CHILD SUPPORT

SHE HAS MORNING SICKNESS, PROVES EVERYTHING

10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 2nd, 2010 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dimnos (Post 696918)
Oh and as far as birth control... GET THE IUD!


Yeah, my girlfriend was using the IUD. Bonesaw could have dislodged it though.

Blasted Child Sep 2nd, 2010 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 696929)
yeah, hormones don't do nothing, silly

not birth defects or developmental disabilities or anything

Well, I kind of said the hormones probably aren't healthy in the long run...

as far as birth defects and whatnot is concerned it's beyond my knowledge, but I've never heard anywhere that it involves extreme risks. I guess you can dig up some article if you try hard enough though.

Fathom Zero Sep 2nd, 2010 05:08 PM

Maybe if she takes a lot, her body will abort it. :lol

kahljorn Sep 2nd, 2010 06:28 PM

that's basically what the day after pill does :(

just od her on hormones and youll be fine

Shrubfest Sep 3rd, 2010 04:22 AM

Good god, the IUD looks hideous.

Contraceptive implants FTW.

Pentegarn Sep 3rd, 2010 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 696936)
Yeah, my girlfriend was using the IUD. Bonesaw could have dislodged it though.

Are you telling us you named your cock "Bonesaw"?


10,000 Volt Ghost Sep 3rd, 2010 10:19 AM

Yeah, I thought you knew I call it Bonesaw.


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