IVE BEEN TRYING TO CHEAT ON HER SOOOOOOOOOOOOO HARD AND OMG I TRIED DUMPING HER LIKE 10 TIMES IT DOESNT WORK

BTW THINGS ARE PRETTY GOOD, IN BED LOOFLES

OMG! :eek

Page Break. :rolleyes

Come on, Matt! Fix that page break. :(

omg i have 3 in line vanessa tricia and gina tricia is mals friend so thats going to be a bitch but shes my favorite and me and vanessa are kinda fighting cause shes friends with tricia and they arent getting along but we fought cause i was trying to help them get along and she wouldnt agree with anythign i was saying cause it would make her realize that like tricia needs friends too not just vanessa so she took it out on me and then there's gina she has a bf but im really close to coaxes her to hook up with me so what are you up to

Why are you always talking about your sister?

omffffg jessica alba is so hot i have the 3 best pics wheres shes on the beach like bending over and shit in a bathing suit so hot so hot

I know, we both belong to the same Jessica Alba webring. :rolleyes

excuse me you didnt respond to my elaborate girl story and i need advice plz

OMG! :eek
I haven't even seen a live woman for three years. :(

i tried to bail you out

You haven't fixed that page break either. :rolleyes


:lol @ woman advice from me

The best solution to my problem is a bullet in the head. :suicide

YEAH, FUCK THE RULES! >:

pigs

I WILL NOT CONDONE THIS BEHAVIOR ANYMORE

ALSO I THINK I'M PRETTY CLOSE TO GETTING A GIRLFRIEND NOW TOO SO >:

ALL I HAVE TO DO IS JUST CALL JESSICA ALBA UP AND ASK HER OUT IT'S THAT EASY >:

all right so someone give me her number NOW

It is! I always thought you had to stalk them first.

1-800- 702-386-5397

Guys this thread isn't for everybody.

GET OUT WIGWAM

That burger looks good though, I'm really hungry btw :(

omg who let wigmwnaam in

:eek

You're so butch. :orgasm

You did by not being here to give the Newbs their Bape mandated beatdowns. >:

I wish you guys wouldn't keep scaring Guitar Woman off, she the only woman that posts in the thread.

No offense to Chojin, of course.

Hey guys, my hunky second cousin is a TA in one of my classes. If I had recognized him a moment too late, I would've totally hit on him. <3

And that would have been akward :o

Guitar Woman subscribes to the Flintstones school of dating, where a severe blow to the head (haha, not that kind of head blowing, am I right guys) counts as foreplay. :love

Guitar Woman, do you have a first name I could call you?

Calling you Gui (Gooey) is a little overly intimate I think, unless you are into that... :orgasm

Emily's fine. :lol

Well, that's a start anyway. If Esuohlim can get Jessica Alba laughing on the phone, that first date is in the bag.

That's great. ;)

Although I have been thinking that an ethical crisis may exist in the vast difference in our posts counts, some people may accuse me of Newbsnatching, & you of Postdigging. A horrible situation, I'm sure, but not a problem as long as our InternetLove is cybertrue. ;)

& I'm not just talking about e-secks either, guys. :rolleyes

Tightie whities!! :lol :lol :lol

hey guys

and i say hey guys!

:gigh s :rolleyes

hey matt

say should we have like you know like im drunk thread here or something you know 'cause you know im drunk right now and I thought like would that be you know cool or something

shut up

Hey Matt.

This is the drunk thread. :rolleyes

GUYS JESSICA ALBA IS IN A NEW MOVIE :eek

OH WAIT "A NEW MOVIE" I MEANT TO SAY "MY PANTS" :eek :eek

Yeah, apprantly she has her hands on a big part. :)

Yeah, apparently she has her hands on a big... :puke

The Mock Wars forum is fourth for most posts per forum. It's even behind Movies & Television. >:

But this thread is the biggest of them all.

Thanks in large part to dorks like you. :themoreyouknow

:lol


Yeah. :(



But it could be bigger. :eek

That was Chojin's 666th post. :eek

More like 8666th post if his account wasn't all hacked by mean jerks >:

If indeed. :blah

If my posts were dollars I'd donate it all to Hurricane Katrina relief foundations. >:

Maybe half. :(

Maybe enough that I'll still be just a little above Rongi. :(

If I don't use that money to buy tacos first or anything >:

If my posts were dollars I would give them to Rog as an apology.

Jessica Alba called we're going on a date tomorrow and I'm going to get her so drunk

Where should we go out for dinner though, I don't have much to spend. Do girls like Big Boy? :(

Also if I brag about my I-Mockery post count will she swoon? :(

Great Plan. :)

Sure, & you can drink the alcohol from a bottle in a brown paper bag. :posh

Dude, it's the whole reason she's going out with you, brag away. :)

Dude tap that!

What?

I'm hungry. :(

I should pay more attention to if the page break is going to cause side-scroll. :(

In my blog I dissed Richard Roxburgh's acting in Van Helsing, & now I've got some "Richard Roxburgh Lover" on my ass. :lol

I just don't think he was a convincing Dracula. >:

Riven is a synonym for Broken, right? To rend or tear apart? No,
it's a damn computer puzzle game sequel to Myst that took me a year to complete because I couldn't win that damn shuffle game againt the Skull in the attic. >:

The internet sucks. >:

is there any way i can do crossword puzzles on the internet?

PATRICK STEWART WAS SINGING OINGO BOINGO IN AMERICAN DAD :eek

What? >:

American Dad is still around? :eek

Unfortuately. I had it on as background noise because I h8 that show >:

Crossword puzzles are everywhere goddamnit check a newspaper >:

I JUST GOT A PM FROM GUITARLADY ABOUT FLIPPY AVATARS. SHOULD I GIVE HER ONE, GUYS?

We don't have that show in the Future as all copies were destroyed in the Revolution. :)

I say yes, but no one else likes her, so probably no. :(

SHE'S OK I MIGHT DO IT BUT NOT RIGHT NOW I'M PRETTY TIRED :(

Did Jessica Alba keep you up all night? :orgasm

That's three thousand more than Chojin. :rolleyes

Yeah but it's 4000 less than me :lol :tear

Yeah but she was pretty tired too and she ended up falling asleep. :(

But I was only halfway there so I kept going. >:

I'd be going all for that number, but I've got other stuff to do, & anyway it would get me banned. :(

That's a shame. :(
Dude! :x

It was Jessica Alba though I didn't want to miss my chance. :(

Man, if she fell asleep, that is the chance missed. You shouldn't of used the turpentine based beverage on the first date.

If I hadn't run out of chloroform I WOULDN'T HAVE, I mean come on >: