lol, it was like that time I put milhouse's dancing people gif as my avatar and it got deleted :(

Why did you do it? Have you just signed up? Do you think "Oh man, fucking with the rules is awesome"? >:

Hey, I'm getting lectured about the rules here by the guy who's been banned two times :lol

ANSWER THE QUESTION! >:

I've been banned three times. :<

i got banned from ezboard can i play

and i got banned from stripcreator like twice too :(

Yeah, but your bannings were for being funny. Mine were for being an idiot. :(

I've been going out with a girl, he-e-r name is Ju-u-lie
but last night she said to me, when we were watching te-elly
This is what she said:
She said - "Listen John I love you, but there's this bloke I fancy
I dont want to two time you, so it's the end for you and me"

"Who's this bloke" I asked her, Go-o-or-don she replied
"Not that puff" I said dismayed, "Yes, but he's no puff" she cri-ied
"He's more of a man than you'll ever be!"

Here we go 2 , 3, 4

I was so upset that I cried all the way to the chi-ip shop
When I came out there was Gordon, standing at the bu-us stop
And guess who was with him?
Yeah Julie - and they were both laughing at me

Oh she's cruel and heartless
Two packed me for Gordon
Just 'cos Gordon's better looking than me
Just 'cos he's cool and trendy

But I know he's a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron
Gordon is a moron

Here we go 2, 3, 4

Oh, she's a slag, and he is a creep
She is a tart, he's very cheap
She is a slut, he thinks he's tough
She is a bitch, he is a puff
Yeah Yeah It's not fair
Yeah Yeah It's not fair
I'm so upset

I'm so upset
I'm so upset
Yeh Yeh

I ought to smash his face in
Yeah but he's bigger than me, innit
I know, I'll get my mate Barry to hit him, he'd flatten him
Yeah, but Barry's a mate of Gordon's, isn't he


Oh well I don't care

lol, I got banned from this zelda forum once for being more awesome than all but one guy there, who got banned a little bit before me :(

His title was MY BED IS NOT YOUR CACTUS

I'll never see him again :tear

he also successfully pulled off that kit fisto avatar thing i tried a little while ago :(

well if it's any consolation i think it's funny when you're being an idiot :x

i mean come on, SCANDALIZE SOME ******S!

What a shame you are not a mod. :(

i'm pretty sure everyone knows that me being a mod would be a bad idea :(

no self-restraint, y'see :(

NIGGA :eek

:lol

Pretty much me too. I need someone like Chojin to tell when to quit whenever I get a little too manic with my posting. :(

plus i need more responsibility (and the stress associated with it) like i need to have my arms and legs lopped off with a rusty hubcap :(

Protoclown is never on, & he's still a mod. No real responsibility.

I had a panic attack & passed out last week from the stress from the responsibility of doing the News on a tiny radio station on a tiny island in a tiny nation, somewhere in the pacific. :(

Edit: 4800th post! :wwk

In a thread about unruly newbs, it's not a good thing to be thought of first.

It did not start out good, and the fact that it was overrun by newbs shows what a bad idea it was.

There is already an elitist club here, it's called the Union of I-Mockery Veterans, they have their own secret forum which they use to make fun of us newbs. Please do not ask to join.

My money will be in the mail sometime this week.

You put $10,000 in the mail! :eek

Oh well. :lol

Edit: Uh oh, Guys! Now Sadie is calling me a liar! Look at what you've started, Chojin! :(

Is anyone else getting this?

http://img202.imageshack.us/img202/875/wtftw6pg.png

Haha, now I regret editing that post! :lol

1969? That's pretty weird! :eek

It figures that as soon as GW leaves I show up. >:

If you use two windows you could log into both accounts simultaneously. :/

What's with the avatar?

Wait, i'm going to get some breakfast.

I'll see you later. :(

Chojin & Sadie think I'm a truthophobe. :(

Veritasphobia?

ha ha, I could watch that avatar for hours :lol

There is something almost hypnotic about it. :hypno

Back.

I could stare into your eyes for hours. ;)

it's not really a chatroom, sevenforce. :rolleyes

I like the frown on her better than the old one. :lol

Homeboy, my muthafukin wristband was 3 HUNNIT dollas

OK now I'm AFK BBL

pub hehe nice try but you cant beat me with my own weapons..
and i think chojin liked the idea of the club too..

who wants to be with this stupid veterans who never laugh?
me dont

ok moving on..

got my money yesterday and ordered my new pc.. with controller.. im so hothothot to play with my emulator :) aah this will be my christmas

*smiling*

i love you all

pure love to everyone

My next post is a tribute to chojin

I met him in a swamp down in dagoba
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda
S-o-d-a, soda

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice he said yoda
Y-o-d-a, yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I’ve been around, but I ain’t never seen
A guy who looks like a muppet, but he’s wrinkled and green
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I’m not dumb, but I can’t understand
How he can lift me in the air just by raising his hand
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I left home just a week before
And I’ve never ever been a jedi before
But obi-wan, he set me straight, of course
He said "go to yoda and he’ll show you the force"

Well I’m not the kind that would argue with ben
So it looks like I’m gonna start all over again
With my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

So I used the force
I picked up a box
I lifted some rocks
While I stood on my head
But I won’t forget what yoda said

He said "luke, stay away from the darker side
And if you start to go astray, let the force be your guide"
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

"I know darth vader’s really got you annoyed
But remember, if you kill him, then you’ll be unemployed"
Oh, my yoda
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess
So I’m gonna have to leave yoda, I guess
But I know that I’ll be coming back some day
I’ll be playing this part ’till I’m old and gray

The long-term contract that I had to sign
Says I’ll be making these movies till the end of time
With my yoda,
Yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda

Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,
Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,

Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,
Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,

Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda,
Yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda, yo-yo-yo-yo yoda
:rockout

we need a music thread.. i hate this lyrics posting

That sucked GW. :lol

I've been banned 5 times. :<

i think it was so much fun you should try it again ;D

I've not been banned at all, because I'm a good boy. <3

My sister's kid hurt his arm pretty badly today. :(

KARMA

What, did he like cheat somebody in a past life?





Was it you?

You could just fuck off out of this thread. >:

Your weapons are stupidity & obliviousness, which I assure you I've been using around here for much longer than you could hope to stay.

Knock it off. >:

You know what kind of people laugh all the time? Jolly people.
Thanks to Daddy Claus, 'Jolly' is pretty synonymous with fat. And who wants to be a stupid fat fuck?! Only you Lunlun, only you. :)

It's not a competition. :(

Hey MLE, hows it going? :)

IT'S A CUMPULSION! :(

:eek

:faint

Any further action such as that will not be tolerated. :lol

but youre avatar says youre a liar.

While I may be a liar, I am not an avatar! :eek

P.S. SHUT UP! >:

Pub Lover is the equivilent to Mardi Gras Post-Katrina.

:lol

Don't you have some other forum to be a jackass on? >:

Don't you have a game of Literatti to bring to a halt with your diatribes? >:

That was one game, & I wasn't the first person slinging the insults.

Plus that was at least a week, but I think closer to a month, before I got bitchy about your constant jackassery.

But of course you have the perfect excuse of just calling me a liar. >:

You ARE bitchy! :eek

:lol

Yeah. :(

& to think I was almost out of Self Pity for a few days.

Don't worry, I have enough to share.

Hey Seth, a few pages back I wanted to say I had a fear of truth, was I correct in thinking the Latin would be Veritasphobia, because that doesn't seem right to me?

Also the grammar in the above sentence doesn't seem right to me.

The problem with that is that "veritas" is Latin whereas phobia is Greek. So, off the top of my head I think that the Greek word for "truth" is alethea, so maybe it's aletheaphobe.

I did a google search for that made-up word, and it told me "did you mean alethophobia?", which evidently is the right word.

There you go, completely different languages. That would explain it. Thank You, Mister Pace. :bow

Anything to put my Classics learning to use. :(

As a superpower it really is only of limited use in everyday life, maybe you could trade it in for X-Ray vision.

Or a pair of boobs.

Nah, those are equally useless, Retro.

What's goin on guys?

It's strange that you have 120 posts racked up in about 10 days and yet I've never seen you.

Yeah i was gonna say, I read all the boards and this is the first NOSE post I've ever seen ;<

oh it's prog shooter ;<

I thought I was sensing a distinct flavor of suck from him

I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!

I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!
I smell trouble!

Well, what can I say? I'm posterrific.

As far as sucking goes, I'll leave that to you, while I leave the room. Not into the gay stuff. Don't mind it, just don't want to see it, mind.

It's like it's trying to say something.

Get out of here nose. You suck. Yesterday I wanted to give a visual example of what it means to really suck a lot to a friend and I showed him a couple of your posts.

hi guys

Hi. :eek

How have you been?

HI GUY WE CHAT ON AIM K?

Hey! :)

Hey pub.

:I

Bullshit! A good pair of boobs get you off speeding fines & murder charges, & we all know how Seth would find that useful. ;<

Also, a good pair of boobs can just get you off. :<