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Then maybe one day you could get all depressed by the internet because a guy mentions that you once did that. >: |
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We haven't had a song posted in the chatroom in a while.
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He won the lottery and died the next day It's a black fly in your Chardonnay It's a death row pardon two minutes too late And isn't it ironic...dontcha think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought...it figures Mr. Play It Safe was afraid to fly He packed his suitcase and kissed his kids goodbye He waited his whole damn life to take that flight And as the plane crashed down he thought "Well isn't this nice..." And isn't it ironic...dontcha think It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought...it figures Well life has a funny way of sneaking up on you When you think everything's okay and everything's going right And life has a funny way of helping you out when You think everything's gone wrong and everything blows up In your face A traffic jam when you're already late A no-smoking sign on your cigarette break It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife It's meeting the man of my dreams And then meeting his beautiful wife And isn't it ironic...dontcha think A little too ironic...and yeah I really do think... It's like rain on your wedding day It's a free ride when you've already paid It's the good advice that you just didn't take Who would've thought...it figures Life has a funny way of sneaking up on you Life has a funny, funny way of helping you out Helping you out |
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I want to change my avatar back to my Chiana Liar one. :( |
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I'm not that well versed in the actual names of the posters here on the board.
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It's hard to become something you already are, Pub.
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I'm kind of astonished that I haven't been banned yet.
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I'll consider it. I'd rather write him a letter though. Get me the address and I'll write a letter.
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I won't be missed. :(
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Everybody knows that phones take your soul when you speak into them. They also give cancer. The bad kind.
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Pub doesn't want to talk to me anymore. :(
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Exactly.
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Don't you get it? If you die in the game, you die for real.
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History is about to be rewritten by two guys who can't spell... :eek
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JUMANJI
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I still want an orange megaman :(
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Wow pub went on a posting rampage! he was gone and then all of a sudden here he is!
Now he's gone again. :( |
I really wish Comedy Central didn't do a Blue Collar Weekend twice a month. :(
Especially since they've been doing it every other week since like 2003 :( |
But it's so hilarious. Hearing about how Foxworthy is an inept knob of a man and hearing Ron White tell us how he divorced his rich wife never gets old.
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Forgive me, I was bored. |
You know it took me two whole days to actually figure out what you were doing in Mock Wars with that picture. Then I laughed so hard I almost fell over.
No, I know you don't know what I'm talking about. I was actually calling it white paint. Jeeze. |
Ignorance is bliss.
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What, the "Schimid's copy" with the cummed-up face thing? Two whole days?
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Yes I was busy. I read it a couple of days later and laughed my ass off.
I see you saw it too. You little sneakie! |
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Well yeah but I have no intention to post in that godawful thread I mean I don't just post anywhere :rolleyes
:( Mods plz lower post count by half thx :( |
You knew the consequences.
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That's a hell of a term for jacking off.
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Did you mean to write "jizzed" because seriously how can you miss a letter by a whole keyboard?
EDIT: F U Pub Lover NEW RULES >: |
No it's "jipped." It's a dry penile heave. You ought to know this terminology by now.
MISTER WHITE KNUCKLER! |
Mommy said my unique talent was what made me special. Now that I know Milhouse does it too, I have no reasone to live. :(
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Now this is a jipp.
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Page 626: Masturbation discussion.
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Hahaha I guess I can't post on this page anymore you hosers time to have sex with my girlfriend bye :picklehat
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Do you wear the pickle hat while you do it? Cuz, if so, can I buy it when you're done?
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Milhouse always does that. When it gets heated he always checks out and whacks off to pictures of Lotida. He'll be back in 30 seconds.
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Can I still get the pickle hat though?
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RIGHTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!! You know darn well he is going back to watching the Blue Collar Comedy Show on TV. He can't fool us... everyone knows Milhouse can't get a girlfriend. Nice Matt Harty impression though!! :doublethumbsup!! |
Nobody will answer my damn question.
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Lotida, back me up here please, tell Terra that I suck at mocking and that I'm an unfunny fuck.
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I think she has figured that out herself. It's not your personality she is after!! :conspiracy
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Never mind.
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Oh shit. There go all of those wonderful pms back and forth.
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I'm listening to a song that gives me goosebumps.
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He always does this. Right when it gets good, he goes blank, his eyes roll back into his head and it's Deftones baby.
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It really is a sad song. Highway Patrolman
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xbxMCj is turning into Pub Lover :eek
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So, how are you MarioRPG?
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Why don't you go and verb the noun.
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Milhouse, perhaps you should excuse yourself again and go have sex with your girlfriend for another 30 seconds. I am sure she is done panting from the first 30 seconds!! Go for it big boy!!
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Why don't you go and have teh sex with your gf like you said you were going to??? You said this ONE PAGE AGO!
And give xbxMCj your fucking pickle hat, you cyber squash. |
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Psssssst.... Terra, he already did that!! He's back! Poor girlfriend!! :tear |
Talk about minuteman express. But it's only a blowup doll.
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I wish she wasn't going to be away until Wednesday. :tear
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He'll be back... he can't stay away! He will fake us out and pretend like it took more than 30 seconds though!
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Aw milhouse....can't you just use your hands until she gets back?
Geez. Poor little guy. |
Aw man I missed the masturbation discussion page :(
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You could carry on till even the people that like you get pissed off. You could shift one of your other equally annoying running gags. Then there is option three: GO THE FUCK AWAY YOU TEDIOUS LITTLE SHIT! >: |
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OH, AND FUCK YOU MARIORPG! >: |
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Also, if any guys wanna take some showering pictures, please send them to me. Thanks. :orgasm |
We missed you too.
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"Julie"
(feat. Shaggy) [Ali G, Shaggy] Let’s talk about Julie right now yu hear mi You got your Julie, I got my Julie, anybody else who no have dem Julie dem need fi get one Yo slammin and banging ya dig dat. [Chorus 1] A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy [Verse 1] Ragga muffin give you love and affection Mr Lover will be your protection, stick it to, to your hearts contention, anything for my Julie. Mi go so hmmmm and make a connection She hear mi voice and get a nipple erection We be banging to a Shaggy selection, one time for my Julie. [Chorus 2] Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie. You turn me on with your big Babylon Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie. Turn me on with your big Babylon [Verse 2] I need a cure for the thing I’m feeling, Shaggy need some sexual healing, I want to reach and touch the ceiling, when I’m loving my Julie, aight Mi a de king in a de late night healing, worse know if it’s just a piece I’m stealing, a safe sex a mister lover believe in, when I’m loving my Julie [Chorus 2] Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie. You turn me on with your big Babylon Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie. Turn me on with your big Babylon [Ali G Rap] Hear dis Shaggy mi can rap too. A Yo A Yo you is fitter than J-Lo next to you She just a minga fitter than destiny’s child apart from the lead singer, Fitter than the spice girls including the Ginger, Give it a shave cause mi wanna be in ya, They was claiming that our love was wrong The people just stared and said it was too long Yo it ain’t a crime to have a 12 inch Dong Da Dong Dong Dong [Chorus 2] Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie. You turn me on with your big Babylon Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie. Turn me on with your big Babylon [Chorus 1] A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy A to the L to the I to the Gizzy, J to the U to the LI Izzy S to the H to the A to the double Gizzy, Y rude bwoys get busy [Chorus 2] Julie, you know me love you an truly, from head down to mi goolie. You turn me on with your big Babylon Julie, you got the sweet ass, truly, when mi touch it with mi goolie. Turn me on with your big Babylon |
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I demand that you reply to every damn post I've made in this thread over the last two days. >: |
You want me for my body. :(
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Do they have Ali G & Shaggy in the US? |
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Those are the names of the horses he fellates! :)
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That's why we used have the Page Break rule, Esuohlim. :( Hey Staxeon, who the fuck are you? >: |
This is my drunk warning thing, my sexy buddies. :eek
I was hoping for a reply by now. :( |
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