It's true :(

Even if Jeff The Ninja followed through with his volunteering and sent me some godawful 12-year-old fuckery I'd still put it up. :(

I'm saying you're a homosexual and that you kiss men and you have a boyfriend.

:familyguy

I keep forgetting to quote shit when necessary yo :(

Hey Pub I'm too tired to write anything so your piece of shit goes up tomorrow for the world to see no going back

What about forum fan fictions?

I've got this one that I've been working on where GW & 7F get married and have a miserable life... which reminds me, I could probably get Fartin to write for your site. are your standards that low?

Shit! It was a joke! Stop please! No! I don't really want that shitty review put up.

I actually find some of the pictures funny in a "Yeah, I see what you're trying to do. You should quit." sort of way.

If you think the Red Dwarf one was phoned in, just you wait for my review of DC's Crisis on Infinite Earths. :shittynerdreviews

Coming to the Internet June 8th!

You're not gonna like mine, but i'll send it to you anyway. :(

If you think it's shit, don't put it on the fucking internet. >:

Then again maybe I won't start doing that again. :selfcontrol

I'll only regret it if N4B starts dreaming about my death. :chatter

Teehee. That was cute.

I knew I shouldn't've tried to fix that misspelling of regret. No one around for ages, & just as I'm doing something naughty, my mom walks into the room. >:

Shouldn't've.

I'm not entirely sure that that was the response I was looking for, Miss.

What were you looking for then?

I think you'll find you're wrong. :(

Hmmm

Rage, tears, a sarcastic snipe at my sexuality? Some over reaction at least.

Oh sorry.

ZOMFG HOW COULD YOU DO THAT1?!@!>?@!@>!?!?!? THAT'S LYKE SUPER MEAN AND OTHER STUFFFZ~>~!>1~~~~!!!~~!~!~`~!!1!!

Better?

SERIOUS HOMO PROBLEMS...? :'(

Again with the apologies. I'm not right, so don't assume that you're mistaken.

People don't talk like that.

Haha don't worry. I'm just teasing. You seemed to have wanted some immature reaction to that post you made with my picture, and so I felt since I'm a newb, you wanted that kind of reaction.

I'm done. I shall never type like that again.

Considering you stay in only 2 topics, I find you annoying, sorry,

I talk like that.

And only the other day you said you missed me. :tear

Do I consider you a person?

I was talking to tinatron,

I'll always love you pub


...always :(

That's a question you have to ask yourself, Pub Lover.

Camacazio has a Cyrano de Bergerac fetish.

Johnny Couth, my tutelage has done nothing for you, please drink this Hemlock.

The closest I'll ever be to Socrates.

OMG REFERENCE! :eek

NORMALY I JUST MAKE SAMURAI JACK REFRENCES!

For fucks sake Pub, for fucks sake! >:

One more time, & I'm putting in a request to renamed Guitar Man. >:

...to be renamed...

Haha, no fucking edits. >:

I'm ignoring you.

Misdemonar has no business callin people annoying.

That's like me calling somebody a filthy melon eater.

I'm just telling you just in case you don't notice.

Or saying someone sucks...?

Why do we have to go down this path? In another place, another time, we could of been great friends, even lovers!

HEY JOHNNY COUTH, I'M STILL IGNORING YOU, BUT I WAS WONDERING IF YOU EVER THROW IN A RANDOM MONTY PYTHON REFERENCE DURING YOUR SAMURAI JACK FAGFESTS? :ignore

I'm sorry, your penis is too small for us to ever be lovers... I mean YOU'RE IGNORED JOHHNY COUTH, YOU BIG FAG!

:(

I'd put that on a picture of Johnny Couth, but none exist.

:(

I have a camera phobia :/

Haha, well I've got nothing else for tomorrow. I'll put a little something at the end myself that mocks your efforts

<3 <3 <3

Seriously, stop trying to roll with the fucking punches.

Or is that how you fight back? You take my joke & shove it up your ass until it's nothing but shit?

It will add to the illusion that I'm popular if I have a lot of different authors :(

Plus, Hate U Internet writers get free email addresses :eek :eek

I thought I said 'You take my shitty joke'. Hmm.

Devoid of humour. :|

Yes, and in August you'll have enough to start writing reviews of the articles on your site, & then by christmas you could do reviews of the site reviews and then this time next year the whole thing can dissappear up your own self-referential ass. ;)

That's the same way they pay the writers of the London Telegraph. :lol


ROFL ROFL NEWSPAPERS SUCK ROFL!


>:

That sounded hot. What I could make sense of, that is.

Now that IS hot! :orgasm

You would like that. :rolleyes

I'm beginning to get picky in my old age. And it's about time! >:

Superbly played that man. Give a medal!

I'm beginning to wonder if I've received a severe blow to the head that has damaged the language centre of my brain. :(

Not picky enough if you've entered into a debate with El Retardo here.

Maybe she isn't married. True, she's sixteen and usually they're paired off at birth, but that's Canada for you.

I wasn't aware it was a debate. Damn I thought I was cybering! :elretardA

So like maybe it doesn't indicate her marital status, I say as if I know anything, because apparently I don't.

You know if you ever need a job, Sophia's House of Pain will hire you on the spot. :)

This thread is exhausting

Exhaustingly bad. :(

I'm bored too. :tear

This is depressing.

Somehow this has silenced the Pub man.

Long live Pub.

May God have mercy on his soul.

Give an alcoholic a bottle of booze & what happens?

Give me a reason to be depressed... :wah

You will die alone?

GO VOTE IN THE FUCKING LOVELINE POLL YOU LUSH!!!

that was to pub, boss.

btw boss, pram maven e-mailed me. who was that asshole again??

Have. :(




Polls Suck! >:

Have a happy day, Mister Yockey. :)

I was the one that can't find my naughty bits. Are you the one that voted I-Mock is you sexual outlet?? Or were you the virgin??

ANSWER ME GODDAMNIT

>:

My summer classes start today - oh goody! :eek

Shut up.

Hey everyone Pub's shitty new review is up on my site! Be sure to tell him how much you hated it :(

GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU fLinnish FUCKTARD!!!! CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO FUCKING SPAWN HERE?!???

WAY TO KILL THE MOOD.

GODDAMN LAPLANDERS >:

I thought you were going to do that at the end of it?

Yeah well I'm lazy and nothing I add could save it anyway :(

You're what? :eek

I'll read it. If it's any good I'll donate to the site.

It had better be good because he's really shitty at returning pm's after he initiated them. That fucker. >:

True. :loo

I mean WTF was I thinking when I handed that in? It's like my college coursework all over again. :(

Shit, Pub, you just lost money for me :(

He's not going to make any money then.
Hey! You may have nude photos of your self on hand at all hours.Me, I have to set up the camera.

I don't see anybody calling you out on grammatical errors. Why do I get shit over it here? I KNOW! I'M a FUCKING SHORT PERSON!

Otherwise it was great, Pub! You asshole. :tear

PAGE BREAK!!!!! I GOT A PAGE BRREAK FOR ONCE YOU FUCKERS!!!! YAY!!! :)

Guys I'm going to be playing San Andreas all day tomorrow so somebody write something for me for Tuesday thx

I get mad at my own errors if I spot them. If I don't then fuck it.

IF THAT IS 'GREAT' THEN I CAN'T WAIT TO WRITE THE NEXT PIECE OF SHIT! :eek

Bastard. You don't mind calling others out on them??

Hence the "Sophie's House of Pain" comment. >: