I figured I just wasn't in the know about where the cool kids all hang out. Everywhere I go online has a shrinking userbase. :(

Like GW said, I think forums in general are starting to kind of die in favor of social networks, there will always be a small cult base of peeps using them though

I blame satanic forum beatdowns.

I blame your mother not having an abortion.

I blame your mother for not knowing that I was being born so she could perform the abortion.

No, wait-

Holy shit. At,a gay pride parade. Watching 18 lesbians trying to cook bacon is the most annoying thing ever.

Why are they trying to cook bacon at a parade?

One time I wanted bacon for breakfast but I didn't have a shirt so I cut neck and armholes in a cardboard box, put it on, and started cooking bacon. One of my friends came in and just went "drunk or high?"

The lesbians were trying to cook bacon. If it, would have been me it would have been done the right way by now.

I agree.

Jeeziz, between you and Pram Maven, it's like a buffet of outlets for my rage.

I'VE GOT A TIP FOR THE NEW PEOPLE:

Ease in a little bit so we get to know you first BEFORE ejaculating your comedy everywhere. We are a message board full of asshole snobs that's not worth the time and effort unless you fly under the radar for a while

Kinda like Ex Leper! He's this boring dude who seems to be laying low! He's got the right idea

good thinkin. i fixed it. ;)

You pretty much just sprayed air-freshener after farting. Everyone can still smell your fart and now they can smell air-freshener so they know that you're ashamed of your fart.

whogivesashit

Obviously you do, because it smells like you just shit your pants in this thread. Then sprayed air-freshener everywhere to try and cover it up.

It's funny how much they need our approval.

This guy's pretty fun, but I wish we had another dipshit of clementian proportions.

What was shitty about what I originally posted? About lesbians being worthless? I didn't even think there was anything wrong with it, I erased it to be a smart ass so fuck off shithead.

Also by "wishing for another dipshit" you're giving away the fact that your "hatred for noobs" is a facade and deep down you need them because mocking them is really your only form of what you think is humor.

No, I just like mocking unstable retards.

shits gettin heated

mercury risin'

I think the new noob strategy is a tard legion, these new peeps are coming in here in clusters and giving us too many targets in the hopes that they overload our brains

I'm never going outside again.

Literally nothing happens out there.

I have a baaaad feeling about this. These dudes are too much alike for it to be a coincidence. :Paranoid