Heh, I forget how careful people are on the internet. I post like Im on drugs. It helps that I usually am.

Thats because you don't have anything to worry about, because you're old =P

Just content in your little world, waiting for the hot nurse to change your diapers :3

I wish I had a nurse, oh wait, maybe I only think Im married and the lady who I think is my wife is a nurse. :eek

Maybe she is pretending to be both your wife and a nurse so she can steal all your secrets :eek

Not my ancient Chinese secrets!

Your super secret knowledge of ancient techniques of seduction and pleasure making :eek

What pulling on pigtails and telling girls they're stupid. That's common knowledge, I just hope she doesn't find out that I squeeze half a lemon into the laundry to get the stains put. :eek

She musn't find out about your skidmarks, dragracer mc-steve :eek

is this what i do now? just read old i-mockery threads on friday nights?

defenstrate the exxxxxxxxxxxx

Well you are married now, so it's that and baby making.

ahhh not too sure about the baby making. people keep asking us though. we're happy with what we have right now. who knows in 3 or 4 years if that will be the same though

Going to my wifes nieces first holy communtiom :eek

So I'm watching Star Trek 2009 and McCoy talks about bones thus the nickname.

When I was 16ish I gave myself (successfully) the nickname T-Bone.

Funny how the irony is just now hitting me.

I WAS T-BONE TOO AT ONE POINT.

WANNA BE T-BONE BUDDIES

ONLY IF YOU BRING ALONG SOME STEAK-UMS ;)

All this talk about t-bones is getting way to juicy.

Has anyone here seen any of the Fast and Furious movies? Are any of them any fun to watch? I havn't seen any to date.

Hey y'all I'm back from SIAM. I might make a thread about some of the stuff I saw / did because it was cool times.

Did you hook up with a lady man?

Man, Norm MacDonald got faaaaaaat

His makeup is scarier than his fat.

He is one of the three actors I always notice the makeup on immediately when I see him. The other two are Will Ferrell and Ed Helms.

Actors wear makeup? Now that's chuckleworthy.

Holy fuck, he looks like my uncle.

Your (it's our secret) uncle?

:pagebrak

no not that one, the other one.