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Colonel Flagg Nov 15th, 2009 08:14 PM

Certain things taste better when they're soaked in brine for awhile. Sliced beef, cabbage, cucumbers, ....

On another subject, malt vinegar and french fries kicks ass.

Fathom Zero Nov 15th, 2009 08:17 PM

Malt vinegar and the fried fishies. Yum.

Sam Nov 15th, 2009 09:20 PM


Fathom Zero Nov 15th, 2009 09:33 PM

Malt liquor and bitches. AWWW SHIT.

elx Nov 15th, 2009 09:42 PM

tonight is so boring :(

Seven Force Nov 15th, 2009 10:59 PM


Originally Posted by Fathom Zero (Post 659087)
Malt vinegar and the fried fishies. Yum.

Now I know what im going to have for dinner thank you :lol

Zhukov Nov 16th, 2009 04:00 AM


Originally Posted by elx (Post 659097)
tonight is so boring :(

Yeah, well sorry I was at work!

What is that German dish where it's basicaly grated potato that's been fried? I had it once and I couldn't get enough of it.

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2009 07:14 AM

Not sure, but German soups are some of the best I've ever had. I think it's because of the loads of sour cream they put in them.

Alsatian pizza (flammekueche) is also fantastic. You can take your standard pizza dough, stretch it thin with a thicker rim, pour on whipping cream instead of tomato sauce, then top with onion and (preferably, but I don't) ham. Cheese on top of that, cook it like a pizza, it's delicious.

Alsace represent.

stevetothepast Nov 16th, 2009 12:13 PM

I love bubble and squeak

Aaarg Nov 16th, 2009 12:17 PM

MarioRPG Nov 16th, 2009 12:23 PM

Kitsa, that sounds weird as fuck.

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2009 03:36 PM

It sounds weird, especially the heavy whipping cream instead of tomato sauce, but I assure you it's excellent. Think more like alfredo, but not as thick.


My parents make theirs with white onion and canadian bacon and it's wonderful.

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2009 03:48 PM

The fuck, is this "say creepy shit to Kitsa" day and I didn't mark it down on my calendar?


Originally Posted by BABALITY PANCAKES (Post 659084)
I had a REALLY good dream this time if you know what I mean KITSA ;)


Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 659152)
When I die your world ends too, Kitsa, unfortunately.

Tadao Nov 16th, 2009 03:53 PM

What kind of wine would go good with wheat pasta, 3 cheese red sauce and turkey sausage? :(

Kitsa Nov 16th, 2009 03:54 PM

I'd do syrah but that's just me.

kahljorn Nov 16th, 2009 05:41 PM


Dimnos Nov 16th, 2009 05:53 PM


stevetothepast Nov 16th, 2009 06:16 PM

what dimnos said

Guitar Woman Nov 16th, 2009 06:35 PM

Wild Irish Rose.

Aaarg Nov 16th, 2009 06:55 PM

there was an almost-empty gallon bottle of arizona green tea sitting on the counter in the kitchen for maybe a month and a half. i opened it and that shit smelt like wine. try that!

Guitar Woman Nov 16th, 2009 09:08 PM

Man, I fucked up my in-class presentation.

All aboard the D train!

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2009 09:09 PM

One point is better than no points. Especially when it is multiplied by seven hours like one of my classsses.

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2009 09:11 PM


Chojin Nov 16th, 2009 09:11 PM

every time i'm on a diet stretch, i feel uncomfortably nauseous all day

shit sux


Guitar Woman Nov 16th, 2009 09:18 PM

Might I recommend marijuana?

Clinically proven to kill nausea dead!

The Leader Nov 16th, 2009 09:44 PM


The Leader Nov 16th, 2009 09:46 PM

Fathom Zero, your avatar = one of my guilty pleasures.

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2009 09:50 PM

So beautiful... and yet so dangerous. :D

The Leader Nov 16th, 2009 09:55 PM

Harry Canyon was my favorite one. They talk about how they did his stubble on the DVD commentary. :)

Fathom Zero Nov 16th, 2009 10:01 PM

My favourite is always So Beautiful So Dangerous, but I dig CAPTAIN STERNN too.

The Leader Nov 18th, 2009 01:59 PM

Why has no one posted in here in two days? :(

Shrubfest Nov 18th, 2009 02:11 PM

Fathom killed it. :(

Tadao Nov 18th, 2009 02:22 PM


Fathom Zero Nov 18th, 2009 02:44 PM

That can't be right. There was stuff here. I know it.

Kitsa Nov 18th, 2009 03:34 PM

I made 233 oreo balls today for two office parties tomorrow. It took from 8a-2p to get them finished. That's some effort-intensive candy :(

Babs Nov 18th, 2009 03:58 PM

What kind of office party is this now?

Fathom Zero Nov 18th, 2009 04:03 PM


Kitsa Nov 18th, 2009 04:03 PM

one office party for my dad, one for my fiance. Oreo balls are kind of like chocolate crack, so I always have to make a lot of them.

Aaarg Nov 18th, 2009 04:09 PM

oreo balls sound fucking fantastic.

Kitsa Nov 18th, 2009 04:29 PM

They are, and they're not hard to make...it just takes a long time.

One brick of cream cheese (real, not neufchatel) and one package of oreos makes either 35 ping pong ball sized ones or nearly 75 shooter-marble sized ones.

Bring the block of cream cheese to room temperature and grind the oreos to a fine powder in a food processor, then use a mixer to combine them into a thick paste. When the paste is thick and consistent, roll it into balls and plop them on a parchment-lined cookie sheet.

Then melt chocolate (chips or melting chocolate) in a double-boiler and dip each one. When you've dipped them all, pop them in the freezer just long enough for the chocolate to set (dry to the touch, not long enough to crack). Transfer to a cooling plate or rack and drizzle with a contrastring color of chocolate.

Good stuff. Hard to keep track of how many you're eating though :(

Babs Nov 18th, 2009 04:50 PM

So.... you didn't make any for anyone here I see.

Dimnos Nov 18th, 2009 05:15 PM

I made a cheese ball and a bunch of sausage balls for an office party. They were great. :yum

The Leader Nov 18th, 2009 05:41 PM

A single cheese ball? Did you throw yourself an office party, Dimnos?

Kitsa Nov 18th, 2009 06:01 PM

Babs: no, but I taught you how. That's better.

Give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

Fathom Zero Nov 18th, 2009 06:12 PM

A cheese ball is about as big as a softball and people cut chunks out of it to spread on crackers.

Kitsa Nov 18th, 2009 06:13 PM

I used to make one that was a flat teardrop-shape, and I pushed toasted pecans into it so it looked like a giant pinecone.

Fathom Zero Nov 18th, 2009 06:35 PM

That sounds absolutely delicious.

The Leader Nov 18th, 2009 06:42 PM

Balls of cheese are disgusting anyway. :<

stevetothepast Nov 18th, 2009 07:24 PM

cheese balls are awesome, you don't know what you are talking about. Add in the fact that he had sausage and you're ready for a good time.

The Leader Nov 18th, 2009 07:49 PM

I'm vegetarian.:\

stevetothepast Nov 18th, 2009 08:52 PM


Sam Nov 18th, 2009 08:53 PM


executioneer Nov 18th, 2009 08:57 PM


Colonel Flagg Nov 18th, 2009 09:15 PM


Guitar Woman Nov 18th, 2009 09:21 PM

I love almost getting eaten by rabid college students when I tell them Michael Moore is a manipulative brother-in-arms to Bill O'Reilley

Zhukov Nov 19th, 2009 12:10 AM

Somebody should make me a cheesecake. I'm too tired and ill to do it myself.

captain516 Nov 19th, 2009 12:30 AM

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 04:18 AM

Wait. Wait.


How did Mumbles Menino get re-elected?

executioneer Nov 19th, 2009 04:38 AM


Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 04:48 AM

A journal a day is really good to help you stick to something, no matter how douchey it sounds.

I cringe every time I see mine.

Guitar Woman Nov 19th, 2009 05:50 AM

you could write a page and burn it.

Or flush it down the toilet.

Shrubfest Nov 19th, 2009 05:57 AM

Today makes my digestive system hate me. :(

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 06:14 AM

Awwwww. Feeling bloated?

Shouldn't eat those chicken donuts. I know; I have a hard time staying away from them too.

Shrubfest Nov 19th, 2009 06:26 AM

Actually, it's stress and cranberries. If I'd eaten a chicken doughnut, I'd have migrane instead.

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 06:41 AM

Eat more meat. A cheeseburger with jalepenos, mayo, and pineapple will clean you right out.

Shrubfest Nov 19th, 2009 06:47 AM

I'm just gonna stop eating and live of water and teas for a while.

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 06:52 AM

You know that won't make you feel any better, right? Your bowels will be empty and angry at you and your negligence.

Aaarg Nov 19th, 2009 08:09 AM

but water and tea is yum-tastic!

Kitsa Nov 19th, 2009 09:15 AM

Cranberries are wonderful :(

Aaarg Nov 19th, 2009 10:39 AM

stevetothepast Nov 19th, 2009 12:08 PM



MarioRPG Nov 19th, 2009 01:21 PM

Captain516: I just changed my background from a picture of that character. The one where he's all sad :(

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 03:22 PM


So I had my media player on and it aggregates a list based on every .mp3 on my computer. A song came on such that I couldn't remember what it was. It was badass, quite badass.

I pulled up the player and it turns out to be one of Mattjack's unfinished works. :lol

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 05:08 PM

Hey, it's that one song

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2009 05:08 PM

Sure lotta talk of food outside the Food Forum going on. :rolleyes

Originally Posted by stevetothepast (Post 659565)

You put a Page Brak in the New People thread and miss it in here? I'm forgetting your name, Canada.

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 659631)
I like the idea of the Stupid people thread.

This is the Stupid People Thread. :(

Originally Posted by Wiffles (Post 658946)
Is that a fossil in your pocket or are you just happy to see me :)


Originally Posted by elx (Post 658823)
do you enjoy long walks on the beach under the moonlight while reciting erotic literature? ;)


Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2009 05:09 PM


Kitsa Nov 19th, 2009 05:29 PM


Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 659710)
Sure lotta talk of food outside the Food Forum going on. :rolleyes

I keep forgetting that this is the "Pub believes we're soliciting his opinion in other threads for express elaboration here" thread. Dammit, when are we going to get that straight? :\

Pub Lover Nov 19th, 2009 05:32 PM

I believe you can find the Food Forum quite easily if you go back to 2003. :eek

Tadao Nov 19th, 2009 05:38 PM


Shrubfest Nov 19th, 2009 05:39 PM

I like tea.

Tadao Nov 19th, 2009 05:45 PM


Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 05:47 PM

You can find the food forum if you go back two years ago. >:

Shrubfest Nov 19th, 2009 05:47 PM


Kitsa Nov 19th, 2009 05:48 PM

I was in a store today and there was some screaming little kid who was throwing a fit about not getting candy or something. And his way of conveying this displeasure was to snatch glass/ceramic items off shelves and hurl them at the floor.

And his mom was shuffling along saying, "Be quiet, okay? Be good, okay?" like he wasn't smashing tons of glassware in the middle of a store right in front of her.

Wonder what that kid's gonna be like when he's older.

Tadao Nov 19th, 2009 05:49 PM

A republican

Kitsa Nov 19th, 2009 05:51 PM

As for me, and to a much MUCH lesser extent my brother...we were completely terrified of my parents. When threatened with going out to the car, that was enough to keep us on the straight and narrow because we damn sure knew what that meant.

The one time my brother hid from my mom in a department store, she went to the service desk and specifically requested he be paged, overhead, to come to the bra department.

Fathom Zero Nov 19th, 2009 05:52 PM

That kid would so get hurled out of the store like a frisbee if he were mine. Shopping would be done and I would lock the little bastard in a closet.

Babs Nov 19th, 2009 06:25 PM

Nothing's more embarrassing than my girl friends two brothers. One is 14 who continuously keeps gaining weight, he's roughly around 260 and I get so disgusted every time I look at him. Always fucking bitching about who ate his cupcakes and shit. STUPID FAT FUCK. The other is 18 and tries to act "gangsta" and is a dopey dumbass that looks like a dog with down syndrome. He's a sick fuck, I went into his computer history and saw nothing but the history being flooded with rape porn and rape fantasy porn. He's a little piece of shit, always talking behind my back. So one day, I decided to confront him at this bonfire we had behind my girlfriend's parents place, the little prick had nothing to say. I told him straight to his face, "I don't know what's wrong with you and your family, but you need cut out the bullshit and if you have anything to say, say it now or just have it come back and get you later". Just like a dog with it's tail in between its legs, the Lil' Wayne impersonator had nothing to say. GOD DAMNIT! I hate her fucking family and their thieving, conniving, stubborn, pathetic lives.

stevetothepast Nov 19th, 2009 07:02 PM


Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 659710)
You put a Page Brak in the New People thread and miss it in here? I'm forgetting your name, Canada.

Whatever you say Big Tex

elx Nov 20th, 2009 11:46 AM

left 4 dead 2 modern warfare 2 and dragon origins need to die :(

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 11:50 AM

Piss off hater. >:

Dimnos Nov 20th, 2009 11:50 AM

Oh and take it to the Lets Argue About Video Games thread.


elx Nov 20th, 2009 11:54 AM

every single boy is ignoring me this week, not only that, but i've actually noticed that the internet has become more boring. and now i know why:(

Fathom Zero Nov 20th, 2009 12:00 PM

Say, baby... Why you bein' ignored?

I totally can't tell that you're boring as fuck. You seem pretty cool to me.

Fathom Zero Nov 20th, 2009 12:05 PM

But really, stop calling them boys if you want them to pay attention to you. Call them guys or dudes. It makes them sound mature to you.

elx Nov 20th, 2009 12:09 PM

it's cause they're all playing xbox:(

Fathom Zero Nov 20th, 2009 12:23 PM

Quit trying to grab some preteen strange.

Perhaps guys these days don't have their priorities in line.

elx Nov 20th, 2009 12:25 PM


Sam Nov 20th, 2009 12:28 PM


Fathom Zero Nov 20th, 2009 12:29 PM

Any guy more willing to play video games than hang out with a girl is either gay or has serious issues with priorities.

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