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Babs Apr 28th, 2012 05:39 AM

Honestly, all my the baby babs bullshit aside. Tadao, can I please PM you? I really need your advice and I won't be a nigg3r.

Tadao Apr 28th, 2012 12:46 PM

no

Dimnos Apr 28th, 2012 02:16 PM

Babs, there is always the ask Willie thread.

LordSappington Apr 28th, 2012 10:04 PM

I stopped breathing for about 30 minutes, but I'm out of the hospital early, and kicking some ass at recovery! Just need to get used to having one balance nerve, and for my head to stop spinning 24/7.

Big McLargehuge Apr 29th, 2012 02:26 AM

You are doomed to forever walk in a circle.

Otto Apr 29th, 2012 10:22 PM

I think I might have sleep apnea :(

I don't want to have to wear a doofy machine to bed every night.

Otto Apr 29th, 2012 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 758394)
tonight i find out if i got accepted into Berkeley or not. I kind of hope I didn't so its easier to decide which university to attend.

I decided to drop out of college. I'm just going to spend my days selling my plasma and huffing air-duster.

kahljorn Apr 29th, 2012 11:16 PM

nice

is there a lot of money in huffing air-dusters?

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 29th, 2012 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otto (Post 758463)
I think I might have sleep apnea :(

I don't want to have to wear a doofy machine to bed every night.

a vacuum cleaner on your dick?

Otto Apr 30th, 2012 12:09 AM

Well, I tend to go with "pressure-controlled tube," but if you want to say it like a stupid person, go ahead.

Zhukov Apr 30th, 2012 12:33 PM

I've been taking a certificate II media course, and today I had to do a presentation in front of the rest of the class. I was required to find two people in community radio, then use them as case studies on a topic that is an "issue" in local radio stations.

I originally got a week extension on it, because I was lazy and didn't do it, then my teacher went on holiday, and I ended up with another week.

Today I decided to start it, so I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

I feel invincible.

Colonel Flagg Apr 30th, 2012 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 758478)
[...] I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

Does this remind anyone else of "Sneakers"?

Fathom Zero Apr 30th, 2012 04:00 PM

:lol

kahljorn Apr 30th, 2012 04:54 PM

haha whats funny is if you get caught you could potentially be expelled

:lol

kahljorn Apr 30th, 2012 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Colonel Flagg (Post 758481)
Does this remind anyone else of "Sneakers"?

can you make your avatar robert redford

10,000 Volt Ghost Apr 30th, 2012 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 758478)
I've been taking a certificate II media course, and today I had to do a presentation in front of the rest of the class. I was required to find two people in community radio, then use them as case studies on a topic that is an "issue" in local radio stations.

I originally got a week extension on it, because I was lazy and didn't do it, then my teacher went on holiday, and I ended up with another week.

Today I decided to start it, so I found a real radio station in Scotland on the internet and stole identities of two people that work there. I gave them both email addresses, and made up back stories for them. My teacher must have thought something was up, so she asked me loads of questions about my two fake people, which I answered perfectly without flinching. Then when I got home I noticed she had emailed them, thanking both of them for their assistance in her class. I replied back as each character.

I feel invincible.

I can't wait for her to invite them to your school to see what you sound like with scottish accents.

Kitsa Apr 30th, 2012 10:02 PM

It has all the makings of a comedy of errors.

kahljorn Apr 30th, 2012 11:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 10,000 Volt Ghost (Post 758495)
I can't wait for her to invite them to your school to see what you sound like with scottish accents.

and the different disguises

my suggestion:
sherlock holmes
tall foreign woman

nobody would suspect anything

or since they're scottish you can even wear pretty the sam disguise by weaing kilts however the primary difference will be that the woman will have a smaller moustache

Zhukov May 1st, 2012 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 758489)
haha whats funny is if you get caught you could potentially be expelled

:lol

I wont get caught. Unless she seduces me and makes me admit what I did.

That is likely.

Colonel Flagg May 1st, 2012 09:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kahljorn (Post 758490)
can you make your avatar robert redford


Colonel Flagg May 1st, 2012 09:25 PM

I think the resemblance speaks for itself. :x

Colonel Flagg May 1st, 2012 09:26 PM

Without the hair. :(

Dimnos May 1st, 2012 09:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zhukov (Post 758507)
I wont get caught. Unless she seduces me and makes me admit what I did.

That is likely.

You should hit on her as one of these fictitious Scots.

Otto May 1st, 2012 10:44 PM

I'm pissed off because I have to go back to work tomorrow, but at the same time I met a guy that offered to sell me psilocybin, so as long as I don't majorly fuck up, I'll be tripping on shrooms soon.

Fathom Zero May 1st, 2012 11:28 PM



Any love for Screaming Lord Sutch perchance?


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