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Mockery Oct 13th, 2004 09:46 PM

"...forget it"
 
Yo Bush, a suggestion...

Stop telling jokes to yourself, wipe the spittle off your mouth and at least try to act like a presidential candidate. Jackass...

Preechr Oct 13th, 2004 09:54 PM

If he really had a mike in his ear, Karl Rove would have told him to lick that spit off his lip a long time ago.

ThisIsWitty Oct 13th, 2004 10:06 PM

I really think thats an....exaggeration!

Cosmo Electrolux Oct 14th, 2004 08:06 AM

watching Bush when Kerry was talking was interesting...the rapid eye movement...rapid blinking...jerky head movements....

McMock Oct 14th, 2004 08:45 AM

He has a really annoying voice. It goes up at the end of his sentences, like he wants your confirmation. He talks as if he constantly wants you to say: "yes, true" or "I believe you". He also wants that applause. Really does. You can see he's destabilised when he said something he should get applause for, and he doesn't get it. These are not traits a person who tells the truth posesses. A liar wants confirmation from you, all the time, a man who speaks the truth couldn't care less if you believe what he says or not.

mburbank Oct 14th, 2004 12:35 PM

You could totally see him yearning for laughs and applause, like a bad stand up on open mike night at "Fun-E-Bonze!"

All he needed was a brick wall behidn him.

Preechr Oct 14th, 2004 12:53 PM



"They always laughed at that one in practice... What's wrong
with these people!"

Anonymous Oct 14th, 2004 12:56 PM



"...Get it?"

KevinTheOmnivore Oct 14th, 2004 12:58 PM

I love how he dismissed the mainstream press with that witty little jab, and then immediately cited some think tank as the basis of his policy. :/

mburbank Oct 14th, 2004 01:02 PM

"I'm not so sure it's... credible to... quote... "leading news organizations" about—oh, never mind."
-George W 'I'M DIEING OUT HER!' Bush

Preechr Oct 14th, 2004 01:14 PM



"COME ON, Guys! This is the A material!"

Ricky Glue Oct 15th, 2004 12:57 PM

George should be a stand up comedian for a living. He's funnier than a lot of black comedians and at the same time, he remains much more stupid. "How does he do it" I ask.

pjalne Oct 16th, 2004 01:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Preechr
If he really had a mike in his ear, Karl Rove would have told him to lick that spit off his lip a long time ago.










Ricky Glue Oct 16th, 2004 01:20 AM

Now THAT'S comedy!!

pjalne Oct 16th, 2004 06:42 AM

Is it just me, or is my last post screwing up this thread? If anyone else has the same problem, could a mod delete it?

Helm Oct 16th, 2004 10:03 AM

I don't know I think your second to last post was the best thing in this thread.

pjalne Oct 16th, 2004 10:06 AM

Oh, I meant it screwed it up technically. The two last images won't show properly, and when I try to reload the page, I just get a plank page with a red x.

Thanks, though.

pjalne Oct 16th, 2004 10:07 AM

That's 'blank' page.

Helm Oct 16th, 2004 10:30 AM

about: plank

Zebra 3 Oct 16th, 2004 11:55 AM

:bestthread - Pjalne's investigative reporting!

Ricky Glue Oct 16th, 2004 01:18 PM

Pjalne makes me happy...on the inside...unlike Emu who is stupid.


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