I wanna cut off my balls.
 

God dman mother fucking peak sexual frustration bullshit and i have no way of satisfying it or even annuling it without fucking wet dreams.

Mother fucker.

Please explain in detail.

I'm gonna assume your frustration would quickly be replaced by regret / depression if you followed through.

"Hey don't knock masturbation, it's sex with someone I love" - Woody Allen

You couldn't find an animated gif of that?

Only one with a bunch of on-screen graphics. I don't want shyguy to get distracted.

Masturbation is god damn futile guys. I'm just being weighed down here. I'm angry because it seems like I'm ALWAYS masturbating and getting fucking no where. Even getting thoughts WHEN I shouldn't be getting them. >:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Persist...ousal_syndrome

ARE YOU A POST-MENOPAUSAL WOMAN IN YOUR 50s?

I plan on cutting my balls off as soon as my kid pops out. Does anyone know if a guy gets fixed you can still shoot cum?

Ever hear those ridiculous statistics about how often men think about sex? They're big numbers for a reason.

Honestly, are you really getting upset because you're getting wood at inappropriate times? Just wear some baggy pants and turn away from anyone who might notice the bulging in your pants. I'd say think about baseball, but being bored is usually what gets my mind wandering in the direction in the first place.

Then lose some weight.

Nope, never again. Not only that, but your dick becomes thinner and more flaccid. Your won't ever have enough blood pressure to have a full erection.

Can someone end this guys lame posts please.

Pickin' up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream
I wonder how the old folks are tonight
Her name was Ann and I'll be damned if I recall her face
She left me not knowin' what to do

God damn it. :lol

No, it's not about getting a woody just because the bus is vibrating. I just feel that a lot of my emotions and judgement is being affected by it and I get tired as shit just trying to decipher them all and where they're coming from. Hell, I have trouble in general just picking out what I'm feeling other than severe depression.

Plus I hate changing under pants just because of a fucking elephant.

you're funny

I'm assuming you're a teenager, in which case it's all hormones, and you'll grow out of it eventually. If you're not a teenager, you need hormone therapy. Or you need to get laid. Either will do.

And stop with the obscure euphemisms. I can't tell if you prematurely ejaculated, or if you shat yourself because of something you saw at the zoo.

I hear the town whore is in cahoots with the mortician.

Now I can't go the the zoo. Thank alot.

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Does this sentence make you hard? :orgasm

Go to a shrink already.

Or go jump in a pool preferably non heated