CHARISMATIC TO DORKS!
 

Who is on Lucasfilm Licensing e-mail list? Me. Me, me, me, me, me. Moi. Why? because I'm that cool.

So cool that I can tell you Cartoon network is doing a series of three minute cartoon shorts bridging the gap between episodes II and III directed by none other than Gennedy Tarkahmcschlng, the guy who gave the world samurai Jack, which consistently Rocks.

They should have him write and direct episode III as well. Perhaps it could be salvaged.

Bombard me if you will, but I poured some serious hater-ade on episodes I and II.

Why would we hate you because you hated something that sucked?

:/

I will hate you however for your use of a gay word like "hatorade".

LOL OMG PROTOCLOWN HAS 420 POSTS LOLOLOLOL

:hat :hat :hat :hat :smoking :lol

:(

Proto,

I was going to say, "madd haterade"
but that was too queer even for me, and that takes quite a bit.

Okay, I think you guys are completely missing the point, so let me lay it out for you:

I got email from the Licensing department of Lucasfilms. A pre-press release. Not some shitty ass come on to all the joe sixpacks out there like all of you bastards whom I felt some kinship with until I went to SKYWALKER RANCH.

I'm really important now, can you people not GRASP that? Really, really, important and cool.

That's the take away here, friends and neighbors.


Jesus fucking CHRIST!

HATER-ADE LOL :lol

GOD DAMN IT!