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Jonathan Clement Dec 20th, 2005 03:07 AM

Do you have nothing better to do?
 
I noticed you put my name on 2 stupid petitions. Guess what? I don't care. Because those petitions don't do any good. They're not going to get rid of anime because you can just turn off the TV when it comes on. Or better yet, destroy it and your computer. And they're not going to abolish Christianity. Don't think you can hurt me anymore. I read this lemon fanfic about 3 weeks ago that made me much stronger againt ignorance. So do your worst. I dare you...

Marc Summers Dec 20th, 2005 04:32 AM

Re: Do you have nothing better to do?
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
I read this lemon fanfic about 3 weeks ago that made me much stronger againt ignorance.

wtf is a lemon fanfic?
No

wait

don't answer. I don't wanna know :x

But whatever it is I think you should get a refund because it didn't work on making you stronger against your own ignorance...

Jonathan Clement Dec 20th, 2005 04:45 AM

It means an R rated Fanfic... And I'm not ignorant!

MetalMilitia Dec 20th, 2005 10:52 AM

like lemon party? :o

maggiekarp Dec 20th, 2005 05:00 PM

Lemon is when they pair up characters for romantic sex scenes.

I'm pretty sure a "Lime" is when it's gay couples, but I'm not too sure.

So basically he read that fanfic where Inu Yasha and Kagome lose their virginities at the prom :D

Jonathan Clement Dec 20th, 2005 05:16 PM

Actually, lime is less explicit stuff. And you are close actually. It wasn't inuyasha, it was Ranma 1/2 which is made by the same person as inuyasha. Ranma and Akane loose their virginity to eachother in Ranma's apartment during a halloween party... God, it was beautiful...

maggiekarp Dec 20th, 2005 08:01 PM

Somehow I have a feeling that it was about as beautiful as the Pokemon angst fics I read when I was eleven :/

Why did everyone rape Jessie all the time?

Jonathan Clement Dec 20th, 2005 08:35 PM

But it WAS beautiful! So much so, that it changed me... It matured me greatly...

MetalMilitia Dec 20th, 2005 09:24 PM

If John isn't a character, he must be the biggest looser in the world.

Jonathan Clement Dec 20th, 2005 09:32 PM

I'm not a looser! It may look like it, but infact, I'm not...

Marc Summers Dec 20th, 2005 09:35 PM

We are now looking at a person who no longer giggles when he says "penis", but one who looks at them drawn out of proportion and considers it a beautiful work of art. One day, maybe in the near future, he may get to experience another man, one who is a fan of Lupin III and weighs no less than a phone booth filled with drunk college students.

blackwar12 Dec 21st, 2005 05:45 PM

Quote:

do your worst. I dare you...
one lifetime of gay porn coming rigfht up....nah i'm just kidding.

anyhow seeing how someone is forging you then i guess i should do what i can to help you out.

Jeanette X Dec 21st, 2005 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
Actually, lime is less explicit stuff. And you are close actually. It wasn't inuyasha, it was Ranma 1/2 which is made by the same person as inuyasha. Ranma and Akane loose their virginity to eachother in Ranma's apartment during a halloween party... God, it was beautiful...





Don't get it all over the keyboard...















...loser.

Jonathan Clement Dec 22nd, 2005 06:00 AM

Don't talk to yourself...

executioneer Dec 22nd, 2005 09:46 AM

I KNOW YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I

ArrowX Dec 22nd, 2005 04:46 PM

lol lemons are basically things that 13 year olds who just discovered masturbation write because their parent know how to check the history. Parents who can do that make surfing for hentai quite hard, thus they write out their fantasies and use their "imagination" for porn instead.

Ivan Raged Dec 22nd, 2005 05:40 PM


Jeanette X Dec 22nd, 2005 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jonathan Clement
Don't talk to yourself...

You wound me sir. :tear

Lord Freeball Dec 23rd, 2005 11:18 PM

And just how in the name of god did you reading that make you stronger might I ask?

ArrowX Dec 24th, 2005 12:12 AM

SHUT THE FUCK UP AND TAKE YOUR WARHAMMERS SOMEWHERE ELSE!

Jonathan Clement Dec 24th, 2005 04:52 AM

The happenings in the fanfic were just so completly alien to me... Man, it just FILLED me with desire... And what war hammers? I don't own any warhammers!

executioneer Dec 24th, 2005 07:29 AM

everyone's always talking to YOU, aren't they, captain vanity :rolleyes

GADZOOKS Dec 24th, 2005 05:05 PM

Guys leave Johnathan alone, he has diabetes.

ArrowX Dec 24th, 2005 05:43 PM

:lol

Jonathan Clement Dec 24th, 2005 08:40 PM

What are you talking about? I don't have diabetes...


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