Shut that cunt's mouth or I'll come over there and fuck-start her head.

:lol

wunna cig? :o

I'm trying to find a picture of Paul Feig's character, Tim from Heavyweights so I can say "This bites!". But I can't even do that :(. This REALLY bites!

I don't smoke I'm an athlete

sry

:x

i better not get banned for that ;_;;

I searched up "almost naked" and found this

:eek

That'd be me in the po-lece hat

The guy in the sailor hat got hit by a car when he was nine :( lol

And the guy on the left actually has a degree in biochemestry or something fancy. He's just not movin too much there!

:lol D:

We own these forums right now. What should our gang name be?

GOODNIGHT JEF

JEFF

raver141

http://p094.ezboard.com/fuck-this/fi...cID=1581.topic

:lol

FRIDAY THE 13TH :eek :eek

OH NO :x

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lols

Ask Jason!!!

oh wow willie. thanks. i didnt know this was still arounds.
i miss bulletcatcher :(

Do do do do.

Making a skirt out of an umbrella.

I'm awake! Guys I'm going to the Cleveland Indians game today and I'm going on the field and meeting all the players! The Army's great!

Are you a spastic, Sir? Or did your mother just raise you wrong? >:

Great!

If I'm born again, do I get two birthdays?

yuh

Just wait until you're drafted and you have to go to Ir*q :x

Anyone ever played Intellivision?

When the snow turns black
I'll be back - I'll be here





Between the blinking of an eye
Welcome back - Cavalier





When the screams attack
Before the newborn starts to cry
Flaming star or the call of the wild





And it's all in the eyes of a child





The whispers in the breeze
Black Xmas - Devils Eve





Black Xmas - Devil's wine
The river bleeds in time
That's the place - In a dream
Where the red clouds chase





Across the suns hot blazing sky
Where he hides his face
In disgrace - For his queen
He must choose the way she dies





And they say when his eyes turn to green





He'll awake living sin never seen
That's the clue - To believe
Watches over you
Watch his eyes look through
An instant and you're hypnotized
False or true - To deceive
You take his place you're crucified
Black Xmas - Devils Eve





The whispers in the breeze
The river bleeds in time
Black Xmas - Devil's wine
Black Xmas
Black Xmas - Devil's wine

R.I.P. Tim Russert.

i have played it loads even though i never owned one

:tear

Is anyone else having the worst Friday the 13th ever? It's crazy annoying at work, I got pelted by rain on my lunch, the only clean dry shirt I have in my car is a Lucky 13 shirt which is a women's small that belongs to my friend, I get back to work and I found out Tim Russert passed (R.I.P).

Today has been a fantastic day. the weather's perfect, the sky is blue and I have half a tank of gas in my car.

Haha, these pictures are irrelevant and hilarious. It's like family guy - the forum in here haha.

I AM A REAL AMERICAN
FIGHT FOR THE RIGHTS OF EVERY MAN

moving forward...

May 2007!
August 2007!
October 2007!
December 2007!
March 2008!

Is that the 12 month to a gayer you program?

ok seriously I wish I could make a gif with everyone in this picture dancing all jerkily :(

I'd love that :(

I really like the albums that sucked one :<

:pagebrak:

Oh, cheap red wine, I know you'll never do me wrong.

I want to make an Achewood reference at about this time, but it's not 10 AM for 2 and a half more hours.

I've actually bought a bottle of that, just for kicks.

It was pretty decent, as far as 5 dollar wine goes.

Ditto. Can't beat that label.

Nobody is posting today.

Come and post, everyone. Post, and be happy.

Guys I'm tired

I honestly didn't think my buzz would last this long!

Today could be problematic if this does not wear off soon.

Wat are you talking about? You're not even old enough to drink. I'll call the internet police on you.

man, you're such a bummer.

Get some wine, listen to some White Stripes, HAVE FUN WITH LIFE.

I'm in friggin Nirvana here, seriously.

Yeah fathom, drinking your parent's booze and posting on i-mockery is were it's at.

I went jogging at 6 AM today.

I had no sense of balance and it was hilarious.

RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT RABBIT

METALMILITTIA DO YOUA LWAYS HAVE A STICK IN YOUR BUTT?

I have no time for drunk guitar women.

you mean pretendingtobedrunk guitar women :x

Do you have time for randy esuohlim? :x

I swear, the day I get banned for being mean is the day I hang up my internet hat.

I don't mean that, but it sounds good.

hey guys i've been readin the 'GETTING STARTED WITH MAYA' book thingyy the last couple days, TRYIN' TO LEARN AND ALL.

this is all i've done so far ;_____;;; BUT IT'S A START I GUSS :x

i'm making a space helmet right now :eek

I really like making myself sneeze by sticking a paperclip or something up my nose.

UNLESS YOUR'E SNEEZING ON MY GAZEBO PLESE SHUSH IT

THAT GAZEBO'S NOTHING TO SNEEZE AT!

DROOLLING IS ACCEPTABLE

Are you sure you didn't look up "drooling"?

FLOPSIE?!?!?!?

To be honest, my name isn't Fatmom, but it's the thought that counts, El Pila.

Ah good times, high times man, i'll have to wait until september to throw some seed that make me feel happy, i would love to do a new letter for you Fatmom :love

oh liquid i had no idea that mutant girls make me so horny

I have to improve the security of my backyard this year, so stupid kids wouldn't stole my stuff, or maybe i should start growning weed indoors :( should i shoot them? they only kids

Kill them. it's easy!

Seth: I think my tastes in women are the same as with champagne.
Zachary: Old and dry with a cork in them?
Seth: No. I'll take what I can get and usually can't afford any vintage older than 1996.

Guys I'm tired again

BAJA FRESH CATERED MY COUSIN'S GRADUATION, SO I'VE BEEN SPENDING QUALITY TIME WITH THE TOILET FOR THE BETTER PART OF THE LATE NIGHT/EARLY MORNING :seriousmad

I drink boxed Almaden Chardonnay ;<

I've done that all weekend but cause of some extremely persuasive stomach bug and not Baja Fresh.

Guys it's 1 and I just woke up :lazy

Happy Father's days to all Fathers who are good Fathers.

Sup Sam?

Guys I kind of want to try weed but I've never done it before and I'm afraid I'd become dependent.

Don't bother, it blows.

OH MY GOSH! EMU, YOU JUST BROKE 10,000 POSTS! :eek

How does being a loser feel? :trolleyes

Sup, Danny?

watchin the icarly marathon on nick