I-Mockery Forum - I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

:lol :lol :lol

Proverb: A bird in hand is better than two in the bush.

But getting your d*ck sucked by a super hot Japanes chick while Michael Jordon gives you a high five will probably be the top of the mountain.

http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon.asp?name=proverbs

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:14 AM

jack n coke and killians brah. I was at the Royal Oaks bar

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:16 AM

i used to wwattttch sickanimation so much back in high school :x

the dead parents & cement ones used to make me laugh 'til i cried :o

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:19 AM

I jsut remembered it a little while ago and went to it and lol'd

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:21 AM

ff*ck I hate dumb broads on myspace

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:22 AM

like the ones that post lyrics for bulletins whats that sh*t about?

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:22 AM

gnight guys ttyl

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:25 AM

b4 i go to bed here guys http://www.sickanimation.com/cartoon...e=astronautcop

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:32 AM

ugh, drunk and the internet is not a healthy combo. I think I need a breathalizer for a computer. Does anyone else ever wake up in the morning after drinking, check your history and just WTF?

Edit: Woke up, now have a date with someone. I don't remember setting it up. Not sure if I should start drinking less or more often now.

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 11:22 AM

myspace is a piece of dickwad anyway mattjack

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 12:17 PM

myspace is dum

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 12:56 PM

tru dat brah. I looked back at what I said last night and thought it was pretty awesome. Did you guys watch Astronaut cop? You should

10,000 Volt Ghost

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:11 PM

The Cheetos part was funny.

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:18 PM

i did and i laughed

the cheetos part was the best

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:25 PM

guys www.sickanimation.com is so awesome again. Even though he hasn't made a new cartoon in like 3 years :(

The Secret League of Legionares is good too ;(

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:40 PM

I want to give Jeannette & Kitsa infractions for taking Gabby Gaga's mom seriously. >:

I don't need to be told how to react to shit. >:

ElPila666

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562743)

guys www.sickanimation.com is so awesome again. Even though he hasn't made a new cartoon in like 3 years :(

I love the one of the extreme crossed eyes cat, also i just wake up and bake some beauthiful flowers, oh man life is sweet on sunday, it's a shame that isn't raining, all i need is a rainy day to enjoy this video man :love

http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=tBIwY7R_U3Y

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:51 PM

is that you in your avatar?

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:55 PM

'MORNIN DUDES

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562748)

is that you in your avatar?

It's Guitar Woman.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562751)

'MORNIN DUDES

Sup, PaedoSlim?

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:58 PM

Guitar woman is a guy? omfg i've been gone for too long

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:58 PM

about to go eats some mexxican food :o

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 01:59 PM

mexican food makes me poop bad

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562755)

Guitar woman is a guy? omfg i've been gone for too long

Naw, she's a chick, but really ugly. Good thing she's a lesbian.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:00 PM

:pagebrak

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:00 PM

gross. k guys i'm goin to some graduation parties ttyl

ElPila666

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562748)

is that you in your avatar?

No, it's too cute, if i were him probably i would clone myself to have sex with my clone :lol

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:09 PM

rly?

ElPila666

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 532640)

I wish I was her, too, so I could clone and marry myself

:tear

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:15 PM

rly??

Fathom Zero

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:16 PM

I feel like shit so I'm going to go to work now.

Kitsa

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562745)

I want to give Jeannette & Kitsa infractions for taking Gabby Gaga's mom seriously. >:

I don't need to be told how to react to shit. >:

I want to give you an infraction for constantly dredging up shit from other threads for comedy fodder in this one.

You're capable of creating your own material. I believes in you! You can do it! :love

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:20 PM

man that beast queen or w/e her title is jeannette got so butt hurt over me last night sh*t I was havin a ball

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562767)

I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:

ElPila666

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562769)

I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:

That's no way for treating a lady >:

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:30 PM

You can shut up as well, El Pila. ;)

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562771)

You can shut up as well, El Pila. ;)

I'M SORRY, FREDDY! I WAS JUST A LITTLE MAD, I LOVES YOU STILL! :orgasm

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562767)

I want to give you an infraction

Haha, good one. You have to be a mod like me to give infractions, Kid. ;)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562767)

constantly dredging up shit from other threads for comedy fodder in this one.

Comedy? You think I'm being funny? :eek

Wrong. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562767)

You're capable of creating your own material.

And again: Wrong. :tear

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:42 PM

:wah

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:42 PM

Whoops, I mean :domo

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:43 PM

Fartin is back

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:43 PM

i thought that dood was banned or something, has he done his time already?

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:45 PM

Code:

MattJack: Shit, Pub's awake.

Hickman: That guy sucks.

MattJack: Fo sho

Liquidstatik: I like fucking children.

MattJack: We know.

Hickman: :rolleyes

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MattJack (Post 562777)

i thought that dood was banned or something, has he done his time already?

I'm pretty sure he gets a lifetime ban everytime he comes back.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:48 PM

From what I remember of being banned, you can log in, but all you can see is a message telling you that you're banned. That counts as activity, so you get to be on the active list.

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:49 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gu-VtsN3JSU

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:53 PM

Yeah, New Zealand has Wannabe-Gangstas too.

MattJack

Jun 22nd, 2008 02:59 PM

i like how they scuba diving, but with machetes jus so you dont forget how hxc they are

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:00 PM

The pm I got.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery

First off, that photomanip was hilarious man and now I want to do a web site that features a new photo of Re looking sad in front of something every day :P

Secondly, do you have a link to the original photo of Re making that sad face? I always love it when she does that face but I can't seem to find that picture on my hard drive.

Thanks again for the laughs :picklehat

The other was just him saying he found the picture after a couple of hours of searching.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:01 PM

:pagebrak

ElPila666

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:03 PM

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562778)

Code:

MattJack: Shit, Pub's awake.

Hickman: That guy sucks.

MattJack: Fo sho

Liquidstatik: I like fucking children.

MattJack: We know.

Hickman: :rolleyes

you talk more about me fucking kids than i talk about me fucking kids ;eek

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562580)

Copy n paste and put them on the chat room!

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562584)

DOIT :eek

Quote:

Originally Posted by ElPila666 (Post 562586)

Yes please, i collect Rog messages

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562587)

i do if they have doopas t*ts in them :x

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mockery

Nevermind, I just remembered it was from the Secret Santa event. I'm still making a site for it though. :O
Oh, and say thanks to everyone for having a creepy interest in my wife!

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562788)

you talk more about me fucking kids than i talk about me fucking kids ;eek

It's my fetish. I get off on outing paedophiles, I'm like that guy in Womti's avatar.

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:06 PM

:eek

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:06 PM

i'm not a pedophilele if i'm underage D:

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:10 PM

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562792)

i'm not a pedophilele if i'm underage D:

Did you just get four years younger? :eek

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:12 PM

W/E PUB YOURE LIKE 40 AND WOULD FUCK CANDYVIVA TOO ARLIGHT

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562788)

you talk more about me fucking kids than i talk about me fucking kids ;eek

But do I talk about it more than you think about it? :orgasm

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by liquidstatik (Post 562795)

W/E PUB YOURE LIKE 40 AND WOULD FUCK CANDYVIVA TOO ARLIGHT

Totally. :x

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:15 PM

32 isn't like forty. :(

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:21 PM

Does anyone remember the Mock War where Chojin went up against Saad, whose dad had just died and Chojin drew a picture of Saad riding his dead dad's coffin to Texas? That is what I want to happen anytime someone mentions a loved one dying.

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:21 PM

srsly

liquidstatik

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:22 PM

IF I WASNT MARRIED TO THESE STREETS THEN IT'D BE U

Kitsa

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562769)

I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:

I bet you get all the ladies.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:27 PM

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562803)

I bet you get all the ladies.

I do actually, it's a shame I'm gay. :lol

Guitar Woman

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:29 PM

It's sort of weird to be friends with someone twice my age

Guitar Woman

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:30 PM

SORRY IF MY POSTS CONTAIN LESS CONTENT THAN USUAL I JUST REALLY LIKE MY AVATAR OK

Kitsa

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:30 PM

Well, then, it makes sense, eh?

You don't need to worry about anyone threatening your thread...I'd break my browser trying to refresh so much.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:31 PM

That coffin is doubly funny because Saad & his dad are & were Muslim.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 562807)

It's sort of weird to be friends with someone twice my age

Is it weird that he wants to fuck your ass? :eel

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:33 PM

:rawr

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:34 PM

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562812)

:rawr

I mean :domo

:dunce

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562809)

Well, then, it makes sense, eh?

Yeah, the christian self-hate is tough. :(

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kitsa (Post 562809)

You don't need to worry about anyone threatening your thread...I'd break my browser trying to refresh so much.

I was only kidding. :( When I type in all caps I'm being sarcastic. :(

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Guitar Woman (Post 562808)

SORRY IF MY POSTS CONTAIN LESS CONTENT THAN USUAL I JUST REALLY LIKE MY AVATAR OK

I don't think it's possible for your posts to have less content, baby. :nbl

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562727)

Bl*ck people don't use the internet.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sacks (Post 562817)

You guys obviously didn't see The Matrix.

Those were white guys with black guy avatars.

Same with the chicks.Total dudes.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 04:12 PM

plz cumm bak :tear

HickMan

Jun 22nd, 2008 04:21 PM

She sucked my dick through the whole Metallica movie!

Kitsa

Jun 22nd, 2008 04:33 PM

It was better material though.

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HickMan (Post 562822)

Cowboy Curtis hardly qualifies as bl*ck

:lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helm (Post 562627)

Milhouse, my free time is limited, but that was never the reason I left i-mockery. And because I do not have to explain myself to you, I won't go into that.

That's right, in terms of this forum I am absolutely worthless, which is why I am not around. I simply do not have the interest in making fun of you on the internet.

He left because the cool people left. It was cool to leave. Come on you guys, be cool too.

Quote:

Originally Posted by AChimp (Post 562714)

I wish we could trade half the cockbags on this forum for Helm. :(

Do it! Ban us all! :D

Pub Lover

Jun 22nd, 2008 05:23 PM

Saad became cool & funny, & then he left. :(

Considering I just managed to make Rog laugh for the first time ever, maybe I should think about becoming cool.

Tadao

Jun 22nd, 2008 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 562769)

I DON'T GO IN YOUR THREADS, STAY OUT OF MINE, YOU CUNT! >:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 536000)

You don't look Japanese, Sakurako.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pub Lover (Post 536131)

The joke relies on a previously established fact.

The fact being that Tadao is Japanese (partially).

& a perv.

:domo