I never got the Tom Waits worship, myself. Closest I ever came was the Ramones cover of "I Don't Want to Grow Up", but I prefer their version.

Closing time and small change, best albums.

i love that stupid movie

I like Swordfishtrombones, Rain Dogs, and Frank's Wild Years. Then I decided to start at the beginning but NOPE

so like if a business owner harasses me and acts like an asshole and then keeps texting me and won't leave me alone until i basically tell him that its gonna create legal problems what do i do. Also he used personal information about me that he obtained through doing business with me to insult me. I have all the texts on my phone.
i wrote a bad review and filed a report at the BBB but was wondering what else you're supposed to do

I GUESS I CAN ALWAYS USE CONSUMER REPORT

File a police report and get a restraining order

Of course, that would require effort. :|

well its not like im scared of him or anything i just think itsa shitty business practice and he kind of ruined my night
plus dude was straight up stupid he's a business owner who calls me up lecturing me and being all irate saying annoying ass shit because he runs his company all crazy and unorganized and he got his facts wrong, so i just hung up the phone. Then he's all, "IM OLD AND IN MY AGe THATS DISReSpeCTFUL YOUNGSTER." wtf
life doesn't mke sense

I'm not really doing very well right now. I'm kind of getting worn down on it.
Also, kahl, I have no idea what you're trying to get across.

hahaha

Bloody Well Right is such a good song.

GO KINGS

whats hard to understand? Dude came to my house (even though he's not supposed to go to my house) to make a delivery, showed up EARLY even though I said I wouldn't be there early, then calls me yelling me and insulting me using information he has obtained about me through his business and shit.
It's sort of like if u weren't there exactly when your doctor expected for your little checkups (and he was wrong about the time u should be there), so he calls you yelling at you and insulting you, then starts making fun of you cuz you can't keep your balance and you were born with a broken brain because your mom prolly drank alcohol while you were in the womb.

why would i get a restraining order for that you get restraining orders when you'reafriad. I just think he's a piece of shit and that he's harassing his customers.

You get restraining orders so that if it goes any further and you show up in court, you can say, look, I got a restraining order.

Or you move to Texas, where you can just warn him once and drop him if he doesn't leave.

I thought Richard Dawson died 15 years ago

I thought that was the same thing, but it was a different Family Feud guy.

There's nothing sadder than people thinking you were another guy who died a while back.

You could file a liability claim against his company for libel. You would need an expert on that though. Fortunately I know right where to find one.

a libelity claim

Walk right up to him and be like LOOK MOTHERFUCKER. I'M CLAIMING YOU

get pram maven, internet detective, on the case

He knows serious business on the internet better than anyone
He'll call the COPS

Troll guy died. Who cares.

The fuck you talking about you piece of shit idiot niggger

Kahl, does he have a boss? If so call and complain hinting that you might get the cops involved. If is just a one man show you will need take more drastic steps.

:pagebrek

WTF is everyone suggesting here? Kahl, just throw a brick through his business window.

i think he might've been the boss :O also its a delivery service so i dont know where his business is ran out of

i know my friend uses his delivery service, so maybe ill just tell him next time he orders to tel me so i can be waiting outside to fuck his car up

Good idea.

its so fucking evil though thats likea conspiracy

haha i think he tried to get my review taken down

You need us to find his home address? ;) :wank :orgasm :melt

kahl this thing goes deeper down the rabbit hole then you might think. just leave it alone. youre asking for trouble.

thank god im moving to berkeley where they have hopefuly no influences ;O

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miami vice fuck yeah

Today is my graduation day and I'm all emo because no one in my family gives a shit about any of my graduations.

No one in my family gives a shit about Kanye West's Graduation :C

damn you already graduated?

congrats

This time, yeah. This was a postgrad certificate thing.
Thanks. Thank goodness for "learn at your own pace".

Congratulations Kitsa.

:melt

Conga Rats.

YOUR INTERNET FAMILY CARES

Thanks Internet family

Nice move, Obama, allowing Venus to transit during your watch. Just in time for elections. Typical.

Bush would have told Venus to get the fuck out of the way or we'll blow you up. He would never take any shit from a foreign planet.

Congratulations Kitsa.

Thanks...just paid $35 to have my diploma sent :(

I could have made you one for $25.

That was my argument also, that I could buy several reams of fancy paper for that, but when I huffed to my family it was ill-received.

I'm off to the Staples Center to drink at the bar that is attached to the stadium were the Stanley Cup is being held. My friends think this is a great idea. I think that a very bad riot will ensue and I'll be stuck there all night.

GO KINGS

stupid devils.

stupid fucking elites in hell mode eat my soul for dinner then irrigate my evening.

well, so much for being in my first riot. :(

yesterday i applied for a job within the county school system and i think i can land a high school science department head putting in a good word for me. i'm not getting my hopes up but i'd be much happier developing lesson plans for a new science center than stocking fucking potatoes all day.

There's still hope, they could win it in 6.

i-hockery

i-hookery? count me in

I seriously considered buying the "Blue Jackets with Adorable Puppies" calendar today. :hockeythread

meet the i-fockers

Neil Diamond, fuck yeah

King Diamond, fuck yeah

Diamonds are forever.

You are harshing my non sequitur buzz, asshat

you guys should start a relay race riot next time.

bifurcated dicks

I really was at a Neil Diamond tribute concert when I wrote that, though. Except the only seats open were right near the speakers, I can't hear shit out of my right ear, and I thought it would probably be a shame if the last thing that ear ever heard was a Neil Diamond tribute concert.

Love actual Neil Diamond, though.

Sorry for ruining that. I didn't even know.

The guy on backup guitar looked exactly like Lou Reed circa 1972-73. It was so bizarre I kept wondering what it would be like if Lou Reed backed up Neil Diamond.

bob welch :(

GO KINGS

fuck you guys

GO KINGS

:pagebrak

Goku Rings

man you people in other countries speak some weird ass english

We developed English 2.0 after exporting the first model.

It is your own fault for not paying for the upgrade.

I say as if I think being non-rhotic isn't really stupid.

There is a whole list of words that I think are homonyms when they ain't.

So dumb.

I watched a bearded man with no pants shoot up junk in my front yard this morning.

So that happened. yeah.

jesus shit

I AINT PAYIN YOUR OPPRESSIVE TARIFS

go kings

:(

I was leaving the mall today and saw this next to my car.

I don't even know where to start >:

Start by breaking the ice you stud ;) ;)

GO KINGS

Go wild, Tadao. Happy looting.

lemme have a diablo sandwich, a dr. pepper, and make it fast

i'm in a goddamn hurry

My dad is there.

sup guys

KINGS

I BET KEVIN SMITH IS ALL FAT AND SAD NOW

I'D MAKE THAT BET ON ANY DAY

Kings fans aren't the rioting type, but I keep seeing nigggers in Lakers jerseys hanging around Staples center just waiting for the right moment to burn shit down.

Fucking hate the Laker fans.

YOU SHOULD HAVE BLOWN A FAT NUT ON DAT GRILLE

So does every basketball fan not from Los Angeles.

Holy shit. I was reminiscing about Ye Olde Internet days and "chatting.com" came to mind. Lo and behold, it still exists, and not very different from its original form. Can't fucking believe it's the exact same as it was in 1998.

True to form, when you indicate female-ness, the screen instantly fills with blurry candy-colored "whispers" from people with names like humiliateme6969 and tz2plz.

Sounds like my kind of site ;)

I hope The Hanson Brothers come play at a bar down here were the Stanley Cup is being held. That would be all kinds of fun.

I don't really expect a straight answer from you guys, but is there any good way besides banging a stranger to help get over an ex faster? I'm really starting to fall into another pit.

The Hanson Brothers? Didn't they do that one song that was literally just them saying "Do-whop" for like four minutes? That then somehow became a pop hit?
Fucking nineties, man

Ugh.